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But hopefully others will be here soon
         
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Dear Honorable Overlords of the Eurpean Alliance,
With the dawning of a new forum for interempire communications you would of course understand the great need for “security”. In similar fashion to “donations” made to G.R.O.S.S. within the Galactic Forum, “peace” will be assured with the continued transfer of “contributions” to the Most Humble Empire of G.R.O.S.S. Standard Operating Procedures will remain in place:
1. Identify freighters ferrying beer with brown markings.
2. Identify freighters ferrying wine with red markings.
3. Identify freighters ferrying liquor with bright neon markings.
4. Identify freighters ferrying illegal alien pornography with green markings.
5. Sail your freighters with minimal escort.
6. Greet G.R.O.S.S. raiders with a smile, not volumes of forms to be filed out in triplicate.
ARRRGH!!! Consider yourselves “advised”. 
    
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Damn this is going to be tough times, we will have to ration the booze and porn again. Lasttime that happend we had half of EU commisionairs going bankrupt (hmmm wonder why...  )
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 Here is a toast to Maudman, making a swift rise up the rankings
(When our emperor arrives i think it would be more appropriate if he started a thread with a better header)
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Has there been that big a run on our stores. We'll up shipments immediately. I must admit we totally underestimated the European Demand for Wookie and Elvish porn. We'll have the latest episode of Arwen does to you with haste. We apologize for the delay and will double shipments. Of course you know that means cost overruns and the price will increase accordingly..... You know how hard it is to skirt the Fellowship porn police. 
   
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