well you can figure that will happen...its one of those Murphy's Laws. speaking of Murphy's Laws check out this site  Link
Here's my favorite: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
        
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Murphy's Military Laws
1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
3. Friendly fire ain't.
4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
5. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
6. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
7. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
8. Incoming fire has the right of way.
9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
14. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Some good ones for the Militaristic of us.
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Put those little kiddies away look at this one:
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sorry...I couldn't resist 
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| Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. |
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what the hell! barring artificial insemination, what the hell!
 
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| what the hell! barring artificial insemination, what the hell! |
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well...true that but you missing the underlining clause here...that sex is hereditary
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yes but i also suppose if your parents didn't have sex or artificial insemination you also don't EXSIST to have sex either 
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i believe that would be the point
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i also believe that the one before that is the best...sex is like snow 
i can't get any more honest than that 
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That just sounds so weird with spring around the corner for me.
      
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Amulek is right. Enough of the thinly-veiled double-entendre. Let's be diplomatic once more.
  
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Sweet Jebus! Am I in the Guardians thread? Where did all these freakin' posts come from? You are almost as talkative as US. Stop that!
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| You men. One track minds. Disgusting. |
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admit it you thought it was funny.
you just won't justify our perversions with an adequate response.
my many apologizes amulek, however i was merely extending my hands towards that which was already said.
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That used to be my desktop wallpaper.
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| I will keep quiet, or talk about the weather...or shopping in future. |
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So ... what's better than shopping?
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