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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?

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#3750 by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/22/2004 10:01:15 AM

Well, I may as well - why, because I was here
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#3751 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/22/2004 12:43:47 PM

Wow, that was some party last night.

LW sure can put them back.

What a great guy that Newfy is giving me all that beer and making sure I was all tucked in with my new Weyr blanky.

Cannot be to safe passing out in the graveyard.

This blanket sure reminds me of the one my Uncle had in front of his fireplace.

I remember now he kept the head above the fireplace. It had huge antlers.

Oh my god this is a moose skin blanket.

Look there is a Da Moose attached to it.

I have been snacked. Again.

#3752 by Citizen damoose - 7/22/2004 1:14:23 PM

#3753 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/22/2004 6:19:29 PM

Remember folks if it doesn’t say “Weyr’s genuine Yor armored blanket” on the label. It is not a genuine Weyr product. It could be an imitation made of cheap Moose skin.

So remember folks only buy your blanky from an authorized Weyr Dealer and never trust a salesman in moose clothing.

#3754 by Citizen Paguma - 7/22/2004 7:17:06 PM

I've been in Washington, D.C. all this week. Today, I was meeting a former neighbor who just moved here two weeks ago. I met him at the Canadian Embassy.

I figure there is a funny story in here somewhere seeing as I'm the "boss" of the Canadian Star Federation, hanging around the Canadian Embassy in Washington. I'm too lazy to make it up, so please insert your own humours or ironic story here...

#3755 by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/22/2004 7:34:23 PM

So remember folks only buy your blanky from an authorized Weyr Dealer and never trust a salesman in moose clothing

#3756 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/22/2004 7:36:57 PM

Did they ask for your diplomatic credentials as leader of CSF. You did not let US customs know of our plot to culture bomb the US I hope. Oops, I mean your plan. This job as a sleeper agent is tough.

#3757 by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/22/2004 7:40:19 PM

This job as a sleeper agent is tough.

Next I get up close to ED I'm going to have check for hidden moose fur

#3758 by Citizen damoose - 7/23/2004 5:54:47 AM

You did not let US customs know of our plot to culture bomb the US I hope

I wonder if they are going to figure it out mow that it's molson-coors brewing?

#3759 by Citizen damoose - 7/23/2004 5:55:52 AM

hidden moose fur

There's a joke some place in that statement... But the thread's rated 'G'.

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#3760 by Citizen NewfyScotian - 7/23/2004 8:19:53 AM

There's a joke some place in that statement... But the thread's rated 'G'.

#3761 by Citizen NewfyScotian - 7/23/2004 8:26:53 AM

I have been snacked. Again.

Sorry about that ED, we do like our friends to come over. We also have to keep Damoose happy and fed so we have to be careful when declaring a day Snack Free!

Was it the other cheek this time or did he get the new tender parts?

#3762 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/23/2004 1:11:37 PM

Was it the other cheek this time or did he get the new tender parts?

You have heard the expression "turn the other cheek", but this is going to far. You just get one healed and another snacking comes along. The only saving grace here is that it is pretty cheap liposuction

#3763 by Citizen NewfyScotian - 7/23/2004 2:12:12 PM

The only saving grace here is that it is pretty cheap liposuction

[Newfy saying to himself] bite your tongue, don't say it ... just bite your tongue ............. nooooooo, do not ask ..... [bite]

[bite]

arrrrgggghhhhhhhh! I have to say it ....

Are you saying that one of the greatest of all guardians was a big assed woman and that our beloved Damoose is just a fat sucking machine?

Oh cr@p!

I did it now ... duck and run ... hide !!!!!

#3764 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/23/2004 2:25:12 PM

Are you saying that one of the greatest of all guardians was a big assed woman and that our beloved Damoose is just a fat sucking mach

I retract my last post. At least the woman thing and there is not much ass flesh left is all I going to say.

#3765 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/23/2004 9:31:47 PM

All I can say is I thank God his name is Da Moose and not Da Beaver.

#3766 by Citizen littlewotts_ - 7/23/2004 10:28:25 PM

Da Beaver

#3767 by Citizen Paguma - 7/24/2004 6:11:34 AM

our plot to culture bomb the US

Yeah, it's probably a pretty bad idea to use the word "bomb" regardless of the context, when dealing with customs.

#3768 by Citizen damoose - 7/24/2004 9:36:28 AM

big assed woman

I can confirm that this is not the case... Scrawny, skinny, tough... no fat what so ever. Honestly... I don't know why I even bother... Except it's my nature.. It's what we do... LUNCH!

Da Beaver

#3769 by Citizen damoose - 7/24/2004 9:37:47 AM

when dealing with customs

Understatement.

#3770 by Citizen Paguma - 7/24/2004 10:30:42 AM

I actually got picked for a "random" inspection both directions again. On my way to the USA it was the typical random security inspection. I think they were stopping every 10 or 20th person.

On my way back, I'm pretty sure it's because I said I was bring back $0 worth of merchandise, $0 tobacco and $0 alcohol. I think they did a random check to make sure I wasn't lying about that. All they did was scan my bags to see if anything was in them.

Anyway, always fun dealing with customs.

#3771 by Diplomat Technician - 7/24/2004 11:14:03 AM

I came back from the States once and not only did they pull me over they done a once over of my car.

Last vacation they inspected my bags twice.

Not too many bad experiances.

#3772 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/24/2004 12:07:38 PM

I keep my RV trailer at Harrison Hotsprings and we had two real life beavers working the river in front of my spot last summer. Have not seen them this year. I think the town folk might have moved them along as they did alot of damage.

But it was cool to watch them working away. Everyday at 4:00 pm they would come along and destroy someones tree or something. They were huge noble creatures

#3773 by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/24/2004 3:26:47 PM

My niece and her friend went down to Blaine USA to buy some cheap booze. At the border they decided to lie and say they were down 48 hours to save duty. The border asks them where they stayed. They replied Point Roberts.

The guard goes no really where were you. Point Roberts you see can only be accessed from Canada and has no US connection to the mainland. She is 22 year old blonde girl. Needless to say they were nailed. They should at least look at map and come up with a story that was at least humanly possible.

#3774 by Citizen Takodoe - 7/24/2004 3:42:35 PM

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