Is there no cushier place to be than the Canadian Senate? |
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Just watch out for Canadian politicians....
Alex
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Torian blood is green Tech
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Preds made it in! What is it you guys say, Woot? Woot! |
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Well, at least the Pens have clinched the first pick of the draft
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Renegade dropped out, but I think it was a glitch in the system.
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Hi,
I go away for awhile and come back to see a logo that turns my stomach.
It is not that I am anti-leaf it is just that the leafs have sucked for a very long time. I quite enjoy watching them lose every year.
Please don't hate me because I am beautiful, ... hate me because I am blue!
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#1773
by Citizen Rojo96 - 4/5/2004 9:18:52 AM
A little humour to start the day.
A leader of a troup of 10 English trappers in the early days of Quebec, decides that he wants to know what is in store for him and his men, so visits a French gypsy.
The gypsy pulls out his crystal ball and starts waving his arms and tells the English trapper, " You see de wader falls along river, past de wader falls big field on de right, back of field is de hills and behind de hills is a bacon tree". The English trapper thanks the gypsy and can't believe his good fortune. Bacon growing on trees... he would be rich!
The English trapper goes running to his men and mentions the gypsy's fortune. The men leave that day via canoe along the river and sure enough, they come upon the water falls. After a quick portage, they continue their journey and once again the Gypsy's vision is accurate as they see a large field on the right. They disembark and walk to the back of the field where they see the hills. "This is it men." says the Leader, "Riches beyond our dreams await us behind these hills". The Leader and his men crest the hill and instead of a bacon tree they see indians everywhere and are attacked! Miraciously, the English trapper manages to escape with only 1 his men. They get back to their canoes and head back home along the river and past the water falls.
The English trapper, upon arriving back in town, seeks out the French Gypsy and exlaims to him, "You were wrong! Me and my men were attacked by Indians! There was no bacon tree.. it was a damn massacre!"
The French Gypsy slaps his forehead and states "Sacre bleu, it was not a bacon tree... it was a ham bush!"
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