Walking all the way from FTOR to Caruscant is a looooooooooooooonnnnggggggggggggg wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! 
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Actually, I did. Having thought about it some more, given the amount of arguments Mayito gets into, his entire life must resemble one big sadistic initiation ritual. I think he's suffered enough. (Although I may be in a minority there.) However, I've decided to wait before sending anyone else my strategy guide, on the grounds that there's about to be a new update to GalCiv and I want to make sure it won't become immediately obsolete.
Incidentally, I'm an elf. We don't have tires.
           
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#308
by Veteran Terl - 2/13/2004 9:23:13 AM
Queen/Freddie Mercury on Middle Earth
Is this a real ring-
It makes me feel so good-
Drawn to the Dark Lord
No escape to reality
Take off the ring
Look up and see dear old Sam
I'm just a Hobbit, from the town of Bag End
And my name is Frodo, yes Frodo
A little plump, a little low
Anyway the group goes, doesn't really matter to me,
You see....
Frodo, just took a boat
Off with Sam he did a-float
Down the river toward the South
Frodo, are you sure you're right
Dear Sam, I have to throw the ring away
Frodo, oooo-oooo
Didn't mean to make you cry-
Boromir wanted the ring for himself
Carry on, carry on, as Boromir is gone now
Too late, we're in the swamps
Sends shivers down my spine
Sam's whining all the time
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta toss this ring in there and go face Sauron
Frodo, ooooo
I don't want to die
Sometimes Sam I wish we never went out at all
I see a little bitty shadow over there!
Smeagol you! Smeagol you! Will you stop with all the sneaking?
Darkened skies and Dark Lord's very very frightening to me-
Precioussses, Precioussses
Precioussses, Precioussses
Precioussses, I wants it back, I needs it now
I was once a hobbit from a nice family
Spare me life from the power of this ring
Sauron says: I will not let you go, let me go
Sauron says: I will not let you go; let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Sauron please, Sauron please, Sauron please let me go
There's a Balrog put inside Moria for them, for them
So you think you can block me and not let me pass?
So you think you can beat me? I will get past!
Uh-oh aieee!- don't break the bridge!
Just falling down, just falling outta here
The wizard he does come back
In a white robe
Everything works out, Everything turns out well
In the last pages, you see....
   
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Good morning everyone, nice to see you quiet here after the rapture of the tires!!!  It was just a prank, I already replaced all the tires with brand news from my store ( really belongs to the Torians, but they generously donated the tires for a few boxes of Liquor and cigars)So all the commercial prank is over, new free tires for those who need ones and free wings for the elfs.
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Like...gag me with a spoon!
 
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Elf have wings, what you never read peter pan and the flying elf? Or the redneck version of my grandma was run over by an elfdeer? 
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