Arrrgh Mateys. This will do untill they transfer the wonderful Threadzilla over here.
          
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A pirated song for the occasion...
(talking)
Pontius (sarcastically): Thanks for the help back there, mates.
Thelon: It was a rousing battle, Capt’n.
EBZ: Aye, and it reminds me of a song...
(singing)
EBZ: We're a band of viscous pirates
Kit: A sailin' out to space!
Thelon: When ye hear our gentle singin'
Tornspace: Be sure you run with haste!
Pontius (talking): Oh, this is just ridiculous. C’mon crew, we've GOT to recover that map!
Hegetaga: That wizard will be done for when he falls into our trap!
Thelon: We're a club of tuneful rovers
HaveOne: We can sing at every clef
Kit: We can even hit the high notes!
EBZ: It's just that we're tone deaf
All Pirates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam through space!
Pontius (yelling): Let's go defeat that evil wizard!
Kit: We know he's sure to lose ’cuz we’re gonna kill his bard!
HaveOne: We're a thieving bunch of brutes
EBZ: A gang of cutthroat mugs!
Thelon: To fight us off you won’t need guns
Hegetaga: Just some jolly good earplugs!
All Pirates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam through space!
Pontius (yelling): Alright crew, let's get to work!
EBZ: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we never shirk!
HaveOne: We'll fight you in the harbor
Thelon: We'll battle you on land!
Kit: But when you meet us pirates
Pontius (talking): They'll be more than you can stand.
Hegetaga (commenting): Oh, that was a good one!
Pontius (muttering): No, it wasn't.
Pontius (yelling): No time for song, we've got to move!
Thelon: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Tornspace: We're a pack of scurvy seadogs
EBZ: Have we pity? Not a gram!
Thelon: We all eat roasted garlic
HaveOne: And sing from the diaphragm!
All Pirates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam through space!
Pontius(yelling): Less singing, more sailing!
Kit: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Thelon: If ya try to fight us pirates
EBZ: You'll get a nasty whackin’!
Tornspace: If you disrespect our singin'
Hegetaga: We’ll bring ya to a crackin'!
All Pirates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam through space!
Pontius (yelling): I'm getting so sick of you mates and your rhyming!
EBZ: We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a primin'!
Kit: We're troublesome corsairs
Thelon: Who've come to steal yer treasure!
EBZ: We’d shoot ya in the buttocks
HaveOne: But we've got to rest by measure!
All Pirates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam through space!
Pontius (yelling): Stop, stop, stop!
Thelon: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop!
Pontius: You say you're nasty pirates,
Pontius: Thieving scheming bushwhackers,
Pontius: But from what I've seen just now,
Pontius: You're just a bunch of slackers!
All Pirates: A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sails and roam through space!
Pontius: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange
(crew desperately tries to think of a word to rhyme orange with)
EBZ: and...
Kit: um...
Thelon: well...
Hegetaga: uh...
HaveOne: Door hinge?
Kit: No, no...
Thelon: Guess the song's over then.
EBZ: Guess so...
Hegetaga: OK... back to work?
Pontius: Well gee... I feel a little guilty now.
   
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Tortuga?!? Thought you would have gone with Port Royale, Jamaica.
During the heyday of Carribean piracy, Port Royale was a notorious den of crime, sin and vice; if even half the stories are true, it would have made Star Wars' Mos Eisley look like a McDonald's Fun Park. When it was finally leveled (by an earthquake, I believe), many attributed it to the hand of God... 
  
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Port Royale was notorious, hence more notoriously patrolled.
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When we get to #1 again, we'll move over to port Royale and take the joint over.
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#3 by Veteran never-never - 1/31/2004 7:21:33 AM
bEN dROVER nOW lITTLE sWEETIE'S
Leave it to our thread to be a haven for trolls. Ok time to break out the troll bane.
Pffffffft spray spray spray. Shouldn't you be over at the fellowship critter? Avast!! be gone.
Please spare us your homoerrotic fantasies.
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Hey... Look what a nice thing you did... gathered yourselves all together in a 'tortuga'.
Just wondering is 'tortuga' pirate for LUNCH!
Oh and by the way... We like Kit(tens) too. Very tatsy
BANG!!!!! Down goes damoose. A 10 pointer!!!!! You'll look good on my wall.
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Hi Pirate Scum. How's your wonderful new city coming on. Are the anti nuke shields instaled yet.
 
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What in the world happened to this place?  I go away for a day and we develop a vermon infestation of sexually depraved, pet eating loons. Good! This place is improving. 
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| What in the world happened to this place? I go away for a day and we develop a vermon infestation of sexually depraved, pet eating loons. Good! This place is improving. |
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Aharrrgh. LMAO
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Yeah. Sorry about cutting off your head and putting it on me wall. Though I suppose you undead navigate by other means than sight.
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Arrgh Matey. And a night with Cassiopia!!! Enjoy.
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I'm like a kid in a candy store come LOI day. Oh my SC is going to get a boatload of hot players. Looks like Vick is in a ton of trouble there Kit. Then again, he'll get off with a slap on the wrist. Athletes in college towns usually do.
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No prob. Besides, I'll probably be studying in California next season.
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| Hi Pirate Scum. How's your wonderful new city coming on. Are the anti nuke shields instaled yet |
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Why that kind of primitive technology won't get past even minimal nav shielding. If on the other hand, you'd like to purchase some real weapons, I'm sure our Xeon Missile broker might be willing to negotiate a "Fair Price" Can someone with only 17,ooo points be said to even have nukes?
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Where ya going?
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UC San Diego... knock on compressed foam composite board with wood texturing.
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For all those that played smack the penguin, this is what awaits you.
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With Malice: The Penguin
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HEHE whoa there Hurley, that cousin of yours packs one mean bat.
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If you are having any kind of problems collecting your debts and before you decide to use the brutal/lethal/mortal/dangerous force give us a call at 1-800 THE DIPLOMAT we will take care of your bussiness.
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