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Note to self: Greldon is not a vile sorcerer, Greldon is a vile thug. Hmmm... that makes him kinda like a pirate... hmmm... 
        
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Yes he tried, Master Yoda 
      
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HEHE.. I'll deal with him in the vault Master... leave it all to me   
  
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punish this bad man for his insults of good diplomacy
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| HEHE.. I'll deal with him in the vault Master... leave it all to m |
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Kit is about to kill a young jedi. HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! you really are a cakewalk!!!!! Suddenly the young Jedi yells "Parlay!!" just as the sword is about to penetrate his heart...
DAMN THE PIRATE THAT INVENTED THAT!!!!!! Yells kit. C'mon, yer about to see the Cap'n....
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| Hmmmm... You've seen the Luke/Yoda scene from Star Wars I assume, you are in grave danger pontius! |
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Yadda Yadda Yadda.
Or is that Yoda Yoda Yoda? 
My schwartz is bigger than yours.
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HMMMMM Using the force as your co-signer eh? If you were credit worthy, you wouldn't need a co-signer. What's that business you wanted to open? Tell me again why the G.R.O.S.S. Galactic bank should give you a loan to open a Wookie Steakhouse franchise when you won't even serve liquor?
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Nooooo. I can't give you an answer now. I'm just a hologram that looks like Pontius. It has to go to our loan committee.
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Hey everyone. Check out the first Alliance challenge. Be thinking about whether we want to participate and who we might want to ally with for that. None of us would leave our empire. SF would probably be the most logical since many of them are Pirates.
What about you Yoda? Are you guys thinking of throwing into that?
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It was on the good ship Gross
By Christ you should've seen'em
The figurehead was a whore in bed masturbating a penis.
The Captain of this saga
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another.
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
'cause there was fuck all else to do.
The Captain's name was PontiusbruinPilot
By Christ he was a Mormon
Ten tunes a day we'd play away
On his fucking organ.
The First Mate's name was Kittywarrior
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor.
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
'cause there was fuck all else to do.
The Second Mate was Greldon
By Christ he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock with jagged rocks
For coming in the brandy.
The cabin boy was Hegetaga
He was a fucking nipper
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.
The Captain's wife was damoose
By Christ she wasn't able
So the dirty shits they nailed her tits
Across the bar room table.
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
'cause there was fuck all else to do.
iZ sTOLE dIS tHINGY mERBOB
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Smack the Penguin is back!!!
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