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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?
758 votes
1- Yes
2- No


Tortuga!!! The wonderful city of Sex, Booze and G.R.O.S.S. Pirates.
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#325  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/16/2004 11:18:59 PM

Oh, come on. What are you now, Pirates of Puritia?!?


You just like the 4 boobed Torians.



                          
#326  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/16/2004 11:21:28 PM

You can always kill the aliens afterwards, of course, as per your Standard Operating Procedures.


Kill them? Why noooo. They make better uhhh "Guest Workers" And we do have an extensive alien section of the Galactic Mustang Ranch at your service.

                          
#327  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/16/2004 11:23:55 PM

I guess now that you no longer work for the ranch as a bouncer, you can cohort.

                          
#328  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/16/2004 11:35:16 PM

Oh Come now Wombie, Don't tell me you're scared of cute little Tasmanian Devil.

                          
#329  by Veteran Samurai Ben - 2/16/2004 11:38:22 PM

Well, I probably do have a wombat costume lying around the secret lair somewhere in case I ever need that disguise, but it wasn't me. At least this time it wasn't...


Hmmm. The great Spymaster has no need of such paltry disguises...for an intel op, at any rate. Any other uses he may have for such a costume are perhaps best left unmentioned.

                    
#330  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/16/2004 11:42:35 PM

Hmmm. The great Spymaster has no need of such paltry disguises...for an intel op, at any rate. Any other uses he may have for such a costume are perhaps best left unmentioned


Our Spymaster is a master of disguise. He could even be disguised as your boss.


                          
#331  by Citizen Wild Wombat - 2/17/2004 12:02:54 AM

See! I TOLD you that wasn't me in that photo of...er...um...never mind...

                          
#332  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/17/2004 12:33:42 AM

See! I TOLD you that wasn't me in that photo of...er...um...never mind...


Official Mrs Wombat Response: If you think I believe it was Gerakken with that Young female wombat, I've got prime wombat forest to sell you in Tasmania!!!

Pontius sneeks out of the bar as Mrs Wombat walks in and picks up the broom. Well uh gotta go old buddy thanks for the beers...Have a round on me. Cheerio!!!.



                          
#333  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/17/2004 12:41:30 AM

The Next Day, on SF TV, Wombie is at the Podium. "Well Dan, that depends on your definition of "Is" there doesnn't it?" Bamm!!! I did not have relations with that Wombat, Mrs Wombinski....




                          
#334  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/17/2004 12:42:30 AM

Wow Hey!! I got #333. Wooohooo

                          
#335  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/17/2004 12:43:22 AM

Well G'nite. Been a nice Presidents' day. Back to the old grind tomorrow.

                          
#336  by Citizen Wild Wombat - 2/17/2004 12:47:50 AM

I did not have relations with that Wombat, Mrs Wombinski....




                          
#337  by Veteran TheQuack - 2/17/2004 12:54:03 AM

Any other uses he may have for such a costume are perhaps best left unmentioned.


Why? I thought the whole point of the GC Confidential was to mention unmentionables. If we can't do that, we're no better than the "reputable" newspapers out there.

                    
#338  by Veteran Gerakken - 2/17/2004 2:27:52 AM

Why? I thought the whole point of the GC Confidential was to mention unmentionables.


I would expect no less. Afterall, "Suspicious Bush Proves To Be Gerakken" is not a very worthy headline, is it? On the other hand, "Gerakken Impersonates Senior Official Of Top Empire To Gain Access To Harem" sells a few more papers, methinks. Well, being able to break into harems (and just about anywhere else) has its advantages, I agree, but I am in places like that for some intel or some loot first and any indiscreet activities that may happen later are strictly... um... accidental, let's say. Hazards of the job, you know.

                      
#339  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/17/2004 12:44:51 PM

Here's a headline. Pontius actually completes a game. LMAO. Of course I'll have to work feverishly to make that one come about.

                          
#340  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/17/2004 9:55:17 PM

G.R.O.S.S.ers! An announcement in case I've overlooked something (which is happening a lot lately): We're teamed with Special Forces and Jedi Republic for the March tournament. Strong allies, eh?

from Wild Wombat:

And at the risk of provoking another week long debate - what will we call our alliance?


How about... Unholy Alliance!!! "We'll save your homeworld and steal your booze all in one day!"

Or... The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!!! "GBU" for short.

(edit: formatting difficulties )

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#341  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/17/2004 10:37:51 PM

Gerakken:

Being on the same crew with this guy just fills me with pride!


Back at'cha big guy! Although let's forgo the hugs. We don't want to be mistaken for the Fellowship.

                      
#342  by Veteran Gerakken - 2/17/2004 10:48:47 PM

Back at'cha big guy! Although let's forgo the hugs. We don't want to be mistaken for the Fellowship.


Right-o. We just down some pints and hunt down an Arcean to eat. But I wouldn't mind some Torian take out either, especially if it involves taking out the Torian in question ourselves.

                      
#343  by Veteran Icho Tolot - 2/18/2004 12:18:45 PM

We got our first competitor in the Clone Wars:
FOTR + Diplos + Guardians

                          
#344  by Veteran Primipilus Alexus - 2/18/2004 12:23:52 PM

You can always kill the aliens afterwards


Or send them down to the Special Forces Tavern for the sheep farmers - a change is as good as a rest, and it would probably scare the sh*t out of the aliens....

Alex




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#345  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/18/2004 4:36:59 PM

We got our first competitor in the Clone Wars:FOTR + Diplos + Guardians


We'll thrash em!!!

                          
#346  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/18/2004 5:15:02 PM

Ok Boys, Sharpen up those Swords. We're gonna have to prove our Metal once again!!!!!! TO BATTLE!!!!!

                          
#347  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/18/2004 11:26:29 PM

Wow. Tortuga is quiet tonight. Must be a cleanliness inspection at the bars and brothels. HEHE.

                          
#348  by Veteran Primipilus Alexus - 2/19/2004 2:45:04 AM

Nah - they all seem to be flogging fermented milk products tonight



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#349  by Veteran Gerakken - 2/19/2004 3:44:39 AM

Tortuga is quiet tonight.


I'm still earning those brownie points so I can man one of the rear guns in March. Boy, do I look forward to some serious plundering then.

"Oh, we're crooks with hooks with evil looks
looting, shooting, and freebooting.
We're no dips on ships doing fancy flips
dancing, prancing, and lancing."

(Think cutthroat pirates killing and pillaging vs. acrobatic, charismatic pretty boy pirate with a sharp pointy sword. And maybe I have had a bit too much of that Jedi beer now...)

                      
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