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Jedi Beer? Can that even be classified as an alchoholic beverage? Ale is the way to go! or vodka.. hmm... makable from anything..
Isn't Jedi Beer sort of like O'Douls? what's the point??
Really bad eggs for all!!!
          
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Choose Your Own Adventure Booze Raid
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The unbecoming odor of Tortuga beckons to you. At last, you have found your home in G.R.O.S.S. After joining the space pirate crew, your story never ends! 
   
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I値l have to get Evil Empire, FotR, the Euros, the Aldarians, MWC, GG, and StarFleet on the next booze run. This pirate is pooped! 
(edit: forgot two... so many!)
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Arrrgh!!! Just submitted a large Maso for 47k. I'm gonna have to buy that ap so the scores can really climb. HEHE.
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Jack Sparrow! I like it, especially for a pirate...but I DO miss Pontius...  Sharpen those cutlasses, mates! March 1st approaches!
 
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Well the Capt'n is still Capt'n whether the Capt'n is a Capt'n or not a Capt'n... Capt'n. 
I figured I'd best finish off raiding the other empires since I'm not likely to do it that thar way again. Took a lot o' work!  And then I noticed I forgot the Diplomats. Bugger!  All well... reckon I'll leave 'em alone since no one's takin' much notice o' the raidin'. Almost like they nevah read a choose yer own adventure book. Poor bastards...
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| I figured I'd best finish off raiding the other empires since I'm not likely to do it that thar way again. Took a lot o' work! And then I noticed I forgot the Diplomats. Bugger! All well... reckon I'll leave 'em alone since no one's takin' much notice o' the raidin'. Almost like they nevah read a choose yer own adventure book. Poor bastards... |
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HEHE. Gawwwd this thing reads like a dang D and D novel. Turn to this page, go over here. Do 10 pushups and stand on your head, turn to that page... LMAO Too funny.
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Congrats.. We all got 40k more than we had to cross the 1.4 mill mark. Someone's been workin Hard. I got another game working. Gigantic this time. I'm gonna just get to the culture bombing techs, not worry bout much else and see what kind of score it gets... Hopefully 60k and we can rush some 60k jobs out even faster than the terror star rushers. HEHE.
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| Jack Sparrow! I like it, especially for a pirate...but I DO miss Pontius... Sharpen those cutlasses, mates! March 1st approaches! |
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Well in the last chapter of Sluggy von Richtofen, I did leave it in doubt whether he was dead or alive. HEHE. Although we did bring him back for the Geektrix reloaded. HEHE. Although was it real? It was the Geektrix after all.
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P.S. I'm still thinking about future Geektrix and Sluggy chapters. I'll have to find all the stories and consolidate em somewhere.
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Here's a song to celebrate the finest crew in the meta.
There are other words to this, but these are the most common ones.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
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Maple flavoured popcorn with paper serviettes may be our main problem at the Colone War
 
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Has he learned his lesson yet? No? All well... ...time for a katnap. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Capt'n, you've got earthlink mail. 
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And as the weekend begins...
G.R.O.S.S. Top 100 Rankings
Overall Score - Divide by the square root of the sum of the 5% degradation and... whatever!
The Capt地 - 19
Kit - 43
Staffa - 85
Average Score - Yes, the women like big guns. 
The Capt地 - 31
Kit - 35
Evil - Oh so EVIL! 
Kit - 9
Staffa - 26
The Capt地 - 30
EBZ - 32
stealthfrequency - 60
Thelon Fairblade - 69
Landrew - 92
Neutral - Oh no, we wouldn稚 dare harm you. We promise! 
The Capt地 - 3
Thelon Fairblade - 74
Good - Playing nice... for a while.
The Capt地 - 65
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Oh schitt. I'm the goody goody of the group.
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As always, Capt'n!
G.R.O.S.S. Top 100 Rankings
Gigantic - As solid as a Stardock glitch!
The Capt地 - 1
Staffa - 3
EBZ - 30
IceMole - 71
Huge - Another favorite of the women.
Kit - 14
The Capt地 - 27
Large - Ya know... groﾟ! 
The Capt地 - 10
Kit - 41
Medium - Something in between.
The Capt地 - 59
sixtoes - 79
Small - Tactical mastery! 
EBZ - 16
The Capt地 - 25
bpleshek - 45
Tiny - Remember that elephant?
Thelon Fairblade - 9
The Capt地 - 29
Staffa - 41
EBZ - 53
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| Hope you got alot of games to submit this weekend Kit It doesn't pay to taunt a jedi in his own thread |
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Well then get your arse over here more often so it will pay to taunt you.
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