One little hole pop
two little holes pop
three little holes pop
four little holes pop!!!
Hey Big Pea can we shred cheese on that ship, or we need more holes????
five little holes pop
six little holes pop
seven little holes pop
eight little holes pop!!!
and lets start all over again
one little hole pop!!!!
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Theodore the ringless Lion is better don't you think???
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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two little holes make one big hole pop
3 little holes make one bigh hole pop
4 little holes make one big hole pop
kaboom!!!!
oooopppsss we ran out of ships to make holes on... lets find more pesky guardeners....
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The Capitan is about to enter the ship...
Captain on deck attenhood!!!!!
[Message Edited]
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C'mon my brave pirates!!!!! 10 bottles of rum to the one who draws a happy face in the ship of Torle the reader using our beam blaster weapons!!!! muahahahahaha!!!!!!
Actually I drew a one finger salute with a target beside that says kick me. Is that good enough?
          
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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is my Capitan!!!! lets keep popping holes in those rust covered, rag hanging, yelling cranking buckets that they dare to call ships!!!! muahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Ok Theoden. Mr. I can't use the format provided. thanks for making this page wiiiiiiiide. 
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Ahhhhh Dat's better. Back to slender format.
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I hate those wide pages, this is an order to my fellow mates coming directly from our mon capitan, do not use wide layouts otherwise you will walk the plank, and the latest review from OSHA it has termites, so becareful!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 
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I just finished another game a small masso with 17k alliance quicky victory, waiting for the update....
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Time to return to my room and start working in our next target, what ship shall we choose, I like the idea of doing small quark holes on the ship that belongs to....
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| Theodore the ringless Lion is better don't you think??? |
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I prefer theodore the chipmunk.
Theoden's thinking ALLLLLLLVINNN!!!!!!!! Right about now.
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Ok lets rename him then Theodore the ringless Chipmunk!!!!!
arggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Meanwhile, at the Helmsdeep beauty Parlor, February 28. Theoden, Lothmorg, and Greldon are getting beard trims and pedicures.
Many Pirates would get their just end (a short drop and a sudden stop) The last raids on Guardian cities to round them up went well.
Suddenly, Galactic X delivered a Package. It Contained but one letter. We know you will be inclined to Acquiesce to our request to release our fellow bretheren. In it was a old style Compact Disk. Theoden Popped it into his Walkwomyn (sigh, it seemed everthing had gone PC these days) Boom Boom... Ahhhh he recognized the tune.
Evil woman... Evil woman.... Evil woman.... Evil woman...
He instantly recognized it as Rainbird's doing.
YOU WANT TO MAKE HER, SUICIDE BLONDE, ARRRGH MATEY!!! LOVE SENSATION SUICIDE BLOND. YOU WANT TO MAKE HER, SUICIDE BLOND, LOVE DEVESTATION SUICIDE BLONDE...
ARRRRGH MATEY!!!!!
Theoden knew what that meant. They had his Beautiful Blonde Daughter!!!!
Release them at once Greldon. Then get the fleet ready. We will take care of these Pirates.
Later, at Port Royale.
SIR. The planet is deserted, everything of value stripped.
Later, At Hispaniola
Sir. Same result. Over the com. Sir, your daughter has returned home. we've been ratted out here boys, but why. Full speed for home at once!!! Open communications.
Theoden's daughter had her back to the screen. She was singing.
Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me......
Oh Hi Daddy. I'm sorry I snuck out. But I wanted to go on a raid with the Pirates and that dreamy Hegetaga!!! It was so fun....They even left me a disk to give you.
Theoden merely slapped his forehead with his palm and gasped. It could be worse he thought. It could have been Sparrow (Uh that's Cap'n Sparrow if you please Theoden). It seemed she wasn't kidnapped after all. Nevertheless, these Pirates were going to pay.
What would be on this disk.
He had his daughter play it. He recognized it as a Siouxsie and the Banshees (banned in the kingdom) disk.
On it played.
Water was running, Children were running, you were running out of time.
Under the mountain, the Golden fountain, Were you praying at the lowry shrine but Then the voice of Sparrow chimed in. Damn these Mr. Microphones!!!, he thought. Another dub from the nefarious Cap'n.
BUT OHHH OHHH, OH YOUR CITY LIES IN DUUUU U UST MY FRIEND.
OHHH YOUR CITY LIES IN DUU U UST MY FRIEND.
WHOA THERE EASY ON THE GOODS DARLIN!!!
FOLLOWED BY HIS DAUGHTER WHO WAS OBVIOUSLY DRUNK!!!! Would the corruption of these pirate's ever end? His own beautiful Daughter!!!
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!!! Sparrow (I love that song!!!! you should teach it to your father!!!) Then his daughter again... Boy Hegataga what a big (bleeeped) you have!!!!.
Sparrow: She was talkin bout his Rapier, honest (laughter) Uh the metal Rapier, not the other one....More Rum Darlin?? Say, how's that engagement to the Commodore going? (more laughter followed by) Daughter: Oh that stuffed shirt. Really my daddy can no more pick em then.....(laughter)
It was then the aide Rushed in.
SIR!!! THE SYSTEMS SAURON, ISENGARD, HOBBITON, AND RIVENDELL OF THE FELLOWSHIP HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED. And OUR SYSTEMS ROHAN, GOTH, AND MIDGUARD, THE COUNCIL OF THE 12 ARE NOT ACCOUNTED FOR.
Theoden: How!!!??? How did they get into both the fellowship and our space with enough firepower to do that???
Pirate's sir, The cloak.
Theoden Grabbed the page and threw him against the wall.
THEY DON'T HAVE THE FIREPOWER!!!
Sir!!! They were aided by cloaked terrorstars.
The disk is still playing.
Everything you want to be...Everything you are are. You want to make her, suicide blonde... Love temptation suicide blonde Ya!!! Love devestation...
Theoden: CONVENE THE COUNCIL. To daughter: AND TURN THAT SCHITT OFF!!! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU DAUGHTER WHEN I GET BACK TO HELM'S DEEP.
Sir. I'm afraid the council hasn't been heard from. They are presumed dead.
Theoden: TO ARMS!!! Declare war on the Pirates, Jedi, and the Evil Empire immediately!!!
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Ahhh those blonde Renegade daughters. The source of many a trouble.
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I'm sorry, Captain Jack. I found that in bad taste.
  
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I'm afraid that was a bit over the top, Pontius. You guys are free to make up whatever silly stories you want to about me, but leave my daughter out.
 
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| I'm afraid that was a bit over the top, Pontius. You guys are free to make up whatever silly stories you want to about me, but leave my daughter out. |
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Character hat off:
Uh The daughter in the stories is a mix of the blond women in the two movies. LOTR and POTC (made rebellious a bit and embellished a bit) Nothing more.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE'S REAL FAMILY OR WITH ANYONE AT ALL. JUST THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS HERE. Let me repeat that in case you missed it. It has nothing to do with any family (which you have never mentioned to me) in real life. NOR DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU IN REAL LIFE. Nor does it have to do with anyone. Obviosly in real life, none of us are drunks, scallywags, or even real pirates now are we? Nor did Pirates in real life do all that as much as we think. Most were actually privateers working in conjunction with the Continental powers. But the fiction lives on.
I apologize if it actually hit close to home. It obviosly, since you have never mentioned any family to me, wasn't meant to.
No more stories with you or your empire in em. That satisfy?
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I think Theoden can stand on his own two feet. And I can recognize a deliberate attempt at back up. I find that many a conflict arrises over attempts at back up where the party doing it obviosly doesn't understand the situation. Are you determining for someone else on their thread what is in taste BEFORE getting the facts? That would be beyond arrogant.
Like I have said countless times, stories have no connection to real life...Nor are they about real character. Nor does this game. It's simply fantasy. Nothing more. I've been slammed many times by my aussie counterparts in their stories as has my wife (the in game aussie fictional version of course, not the real one) According to them I fathered 1/2 the meta with a trampy Dr. Quinn. Think I'd do that for real? Heck no. But I don't get all that insulted. That would be what a pirate cap'n would (in fiction) probably do. I don't read anything into those stories. Perhaps you both are a bit TOO INTO IT???
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Time to switch the flag, change the red one for the black one with skull and bones, aim at the ship, do not, and I repeat DO NOT shoot at the restroom areas, it took like 300 guardeners slaves to clean the hull after Torle ship started leeking....
arrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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Emporer's declaration:
No more stories from me about the Guardians. Which obviosly means no more war stories as it would stink to leave one of the prime alliances out. And I'm obviosly not going to write a story without swashbuckling humorous corrupting pirates in it so I just won't write.
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Agreed captain, and I apologize to you for creating this upsetting situation 
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If you honestly believe that I'm "too into it", then I feel very sorry for you. I have laughed off the stories involving me and even welcomed several of the Geektrix stories. Your fiction is generally understood to be just that...fiction.
However, this story was different. Whether you knew about my daughter or not, do you think something like this is appropriate?
Then his daughter again... Boy Hegataga what a big (bleeeped) you have!!!!.
Sparrow: She was talkin bout his Rapier, honest (laughter) Uh the metal Rapier, not the other one....More Rum Darlin??
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Now, the question is where do we go from here? I'm not into major arguments or bad feelings. As far as I'm concerned, you wrote a story in perfect innocence and meant no malice. Nothing more needs to be said. We go on as before, mutually respecting each other's aquaintance here in the Metaverse. I appreciate your explanation and I'm fine with that. I certainly do not want you to exclude the Guardians from your stories, as they are most of the time very entertaining and fun. I will ask, however, that you try not to include any more references to my daughter, even in jest.
Thanks for explaining everything. This exchange is much better than stupid arguing and flaming each other. I hope you understand my view as much as I understand yours.
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You have nothing to apologize for renegade.
I don't know if they're upset at me b/c of you or not.
But grouping is cheap. I don't hate theoden or Love to code nor hold them responsible for Ray's transgressions, or Gengstas.
So if they're down on me for what you did, they shouldn't be. So for that, you're off the hook. It's on them if that's the case.
Nor did I think you did much wrong. From what I saw, the entirety of their thread is 2000 posts of pure spam and about 50 good ones. So what's a few more? And I thought your clones stuff was good. Not my cup of tea by any means but good nonetheless.
So you're off the hook again the totally incorrect, unjust, ruling of the diplomats notwithstanding. It took one heck of alot of mental gymnastics to get what you did as any sort of general flaming.
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