| Then his daughter again... Boy Hegataga what a big (bleeeped) you have!!!!.Sparrow: She was talkin bout his Rapier, honest (laughter) Uh the metal Rapier, not the other one....More Rum Darlin?? |
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Nothing about that was meant to imply any Sex, nor any looking at actual body parts occured. POTC was full of it... "easy on the goods darlin." "Elizabeth, it was fun but it would never work between us." when you know nothing actually went on. It is in that sort of vein and context and therefore is perfectly fine. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. Real or implied.
P.S. If you directly quote me, quote the whole thing in context. Taking parts out not in context to try and make a point is intellectually dishonest.
Otherwise, say something like "I didn't like the easy on the goods crack," for example, "please explain the context."
          
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Too much Cuban Rum, I told you that it gets to your head, see what Castro has done, 45 years drinking rum and smoking cigars and he is still there, you need TNT to get that sucker from beneath that cow (In Cuba we used to painnt the government as a cow with huge ....) and the presidents like little calves hanging from the area where the milk comes out....  So he (castro) is still sucking the cow dry, I think that his taste for Cuban rum and cigars is the reason. Or could be that he ain't got no place where to go....
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| Hegetaga feels that he must have been very drunk when all this happend. |
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LMAO!!!! Well we had to get our newest marauder a leading part didn't we? The rep must always be bigger than the Pirate otherwise no one would fear him. 
Your Cap'n was relegated to the background... Or so I thought.
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| As far as I'm concerned, you wrote a story in perfect innocence and meant no malice. Nothing more needs to be said. We go on as before, mutually respecting each other's aquaintance here in the Metaverse. I appreciate your explanation and I'm fine with that |
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What part of this do you guys not understand?
 
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So Hegetaga another round, I think the captain had enough for tonight.... 
Renegade look down to the b unk where Captain Sparrow was lying with two buttles of rum in each hand and a Matusalem Havano (they are like 4 feet long) on his mouth!!!
Yeap I think that between the rum and the Altarian girls he had enough for tonight.
Suddenly the voice of Captain Sparrow bounced out of the walls, BRING ME ONE MORE BOTTLE!!!!!!
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| As far as I'm concerned, you wrote a story in perfect innocence and meant no malice. Nothing more needs to be said. We go on as before, mutually respecting each other's aquaintance here in the Metaverse. I appreciate your explanation and I'm fine with thatWhat part of this do you guys not understand? |
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I think we understand it all. As long as your fine with it. But the rest of your post indicated you still had some doubts.... I attempted to clear that one up. And you're tone of what part do you not understand indicates you're still sore at something.
But that's something you're gonna have to work out for yourself. Nothing more I can say is gonna change it.
Subject dropped.
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Dang you beat me at it, I wanted to use the same phrase...
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Then, let me buy you a drink. It's the least I can do.
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I think I heard free drinks....
  
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| One more? Hegetaga walks over with a keg and puts a transfusion thingy into the cap'n. Sweet dreams.. and makes sure the Cap'n has the fireproof sheets |
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The Cap'n wakes up.....HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO PUT WATERED DOWN COFFEE IN THIS TUBE. The Cap'n rips out his I.V. tube. I OUTTA KEEL HAUL YA!!!!! Suddenly Mrs Cap'n walks in tapping her foot. ...Uh well guys gotta go!!!! I'll be in me quarters...Remind me to discipline you blokes tomorrow!!! Now give me 2 game submissions each!!!!
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But this is my version....
Captain Sparrow looks at the floor and suddenly
Captain are you OK? Renegade asks, Hegetaga grabs Renegade by the arms and says do not touch him when he is getting up, his temper tends to get the best out of him when he is unable to finish the cigars!!!
The voice of Captain Sparrow makes the whole ship shake to its core...
WHO WAS THE FUNNY GUY WHO TIED UP MY BOOTS!!!!!
Suddenly out of the corner of the eye Captain Sparrow sees a white robe covered person trying to hid beneath the table, AHahhhhhhhhhhh I knew I will find you there you skun of the seas, trout of saltwater, pig of the seven oceans... come here and clean my boots.....
arrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
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| Then, let me buy you a drink. It's the least I can do. |
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Drinks on the house!!!!!!
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Drinks on the house!!!!
Break out that Elven Ale!!!!
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Time to open the special reserve I have kept here in sahe place for a moment like this
Rum Havana Club Carta Oro Black Label 1924!!!!
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I'll fix you one of our famous Torian Tornadoes, Cap'n!
Let's see....whiskey, ice...where do ya keep the grain alcohol?
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Show me to the whiskey, and you'll not hear a peep from me again.
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Some Torian Moonshine, have you tried that, the last time I drank it we have to repair the walls of the restroom, one nasty hole came out of that sucker!!!!
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Ok boys. I'm gonna get some gaming in. Gotta pull our weight in this alliance.
P.S. First day triforce
G.R.O.S.S. 184,728
SF 174,998
Jedi 60,890
(does not match the official score count)
Well done first volley Pirate's, commandos, and Jedi!!!!
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