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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?
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1- Yes
2- No


Tortuga!!! The wonderful city of Sex, Booze and G.R.O.S.S. Pirates.
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#900  by Citizen Magnumaniac - 3/10/2004 10:50:23 AM

900

Rescued and protected by the Galactic Guardians, right from under the very noses of the pirates in the city of sin and depravity.

                          
#901  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 10:50:24 AM

Aim and fire!!!!!! Ooopsss we missed and made a hole in the Anzac store of toilets and other utensils to be use in the kitchen...
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#902  by Citizen Magnumaniac - 3/10/2004 10:51:17 AM

Aim and fire!!!!!!


MISSED

                          
#903  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 10:53:56 AM

You have crossed the path of the Renegade Skull and your ship has been marked for destruction, so it is time to activate the yordrones!!!!

      
#904  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 11:07:51 AM

Bring me that Australian chicken we got, fill those cannons and aim at Greldon's main ship, right to the 4 window above the mass hall. Right there, aim and fire!!!!

      
#905  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 11:14:43 AM

Excellent shot, now lets move to the ANZACians territory, oh my they are for a big surprise!!!!

      
#906  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 11:19:20 AM

The new secret weapon in our war against the ANZAC empire has been develop it is called the Gian Ball of Chicken Manure or GBCM for short version.

This new weapon combines the excrement of chicken with an enzima discovered by our scientist in the planet Alfalfa. When these two elements are combined they release a deadly stinge that lingers for days and we can even increase the effect for months, forcin the dwellers of the settlements bombarded with the crude weapon to go insane taking continuos bath and showers trying to erase the smell from their skins. So that give our pirates already immunized against this weapon, the opportunity to come and conquer the city with ease. So pirates, corsarios, buccaneers and other rats of the seven seas, it is time to put our plan into effect.

Lets go to the ANZAC capital!!!

Their capital Stingefree will be ours in manner of hours.


MUahahahahahahaha

Arggggggggggggggggggggghhhh!!!!!

      
#907  by Citizen KitWarrior - 3/10/2004 11:19:53 AM

Ummm... OK, so here be another 60k bomb. Me hearties may do with it as they please.

                      
#908  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 11:26:17 AM

Quick midmorning update

9 ANZAC Imperium Evil Steve 17 402 1895929
10 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 39 915 1886853
11 The Diplomats Mindshock 15 283 1498739

Another planet down 2 more to go!!!!!

Ready with those cannons, aim and fire!!!!


      
#909  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 3/10/2004 1:03:57 PM

27 Sirian 48 411912 28 The Renegade 256 404759


Am I the only one that see's the irony in this?.... Kick his butt!!!!!!


So bucanneers, pirates, corsarios and all the rats of the seven seas, it is time to launch our final attack against the ANZAC empire, my swords are ready and my throat is dried for the lack of good wine, remember, all the wine is mine you can keep all the beer, rum and moonshine you can carry


Make ready the guns...Move up on their Starboard rear quarter. We'lll crush em without ever presenting a target. Roll out the sweeps prepare to board!!!!!! BRING US THAT TREASURE. And don't forget the Booze.



                          
#910  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 3/10/2004 1:11:20 PM

Rescued and protected by the Galactic Guardians, right from under the very noses of the pirates in the city of sin and depravity


Actually we usually leave the big ones to take and take side bets on who will be lame enough to take the time to come over here merely to take em and feel important.

AHAHHAHAHAHAAH A GUARDIAN...I believe I had that picked. THAT'S 10BC'S YE OWE ME GENTS!!!! Wanna place your bets on 1,000?

Ummm... OK, so here be another 60k bomb. Me hearties may do with it as they please


Woooohoooo!!! You go kit.
Kit 34
Exar 47. He's pounding those kitties in anger Kit. You go!!!!!



                          
#911  by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/10/2004 1:13:54 PM

Wanna place your bets on 1,000?

I lay 100 to 1 it'll be your boy.

          
#912  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 1:16:36 PM

Am I the only one that see's the irony in this?.... Kick his butt!!!!!!


Like this

26 The Renegade 257 413645
27 Damon Bryson 37 412636
28 Sirian 48 411912


      
#913  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 1:17:10 PM

I got now 3 new cannon balls to shoot at the ANZACs

      
#914  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 1:18:58 PM

C'mon pirates we are at striking distance of the ANZAcians look at this numbers

9 ANZAC Imperium Evil Steve 17 402 1895929
10 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 39 916 1895739
11 The Diplomats Mindshock 15 283 1498739


      
#915  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 1:19:50 PM

Less than 300 points, so lets get them my pirates, bucanneers and other rats of the seven seas!!!!


ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

      
#916  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 3/10/2004 1:33:09 PM

The Guardian ship was about to warp out of orbit. Yet the pirates didn't fire upon her. Why thought the rookie guardian. Why. A bomb!! he knew it. It was found and deactivated. Stupid Pirates he thought. They can do better than that.....

Later that evening at the D and D game.

You got killed in that trap.

No I didn't. I had a resurect spell.

NO WAY YOU CHEATER!!! YOU'RE LEVEL 9, THAT'S A LEVEL 10.

DID YOU READ THE BOOK STUPID? IT'S A LEVEL 9, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO CAST THAT SPELL

NO WAY. YOU'RE ALL WET. HE'S SHORT ON HIT POINTS.

OH YEAH, YOU GUYS BETTER SHOW ME.

It then became apparant. The rule books for D and D had been stolen and replaced with fakes. And they all had different rules. The nightly D and D game degenerated into Chaos and had to be cancelled untill they could make port which was weeks away.
"A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT D AND D." One crewman wailed.

We won't survive, Said another.

BLOODY PIRATES!!!!!! Scan for their fleet.
180 degrees about. We're gonna get those books back. And soon they did. But the books were merely dust having been shredded, A complete loss.

Wait, said Magnumaniac. The computer banks. We'll pull the rules from the computer banks. But when they did, they found that their rules had been replaced by zero's and 1's.

THE RENEGADE AND HIS YOR DRONES DID THIS!!!!

He decoded the message.

Have a nice day. =OP~~~~~~~~~

CURSED PIRATES. He slammed the data rod in his hand. against the com panel. It shattered. Oh well. He'd just reenter the two logs he lost and...

OH CAP'N. YOU DO REALIZE YOU JUST SHATTERED OUR BACKUP COPY OF THE RULES DON'T YOU????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! It was too bad the communications blackout would last for 3 more weeks, he thought.


Oh the humanity.

                          
#917  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 3/10/2004 1:36:31 PM

Less than 300 points, so lets get them my pirates, bucanneers and other rats of the seven seas!!!!


RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!
I lay 100 to 1 it'll be your boy


Actually if we get it it's cool, meaninfull, a coup indeed.



                          
#918  by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/10/2004 1:36:38 PM

"A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT D AND D." One crewman wailed


Creative and funny. Good one.

          
#919  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 1:38:28 PM



No D and D, ohhhhhhhhh they are going to be a little upset!!!!

      
#920  by Veteran Disciple777 - 3/10/2004 1:41:17 PM

Now that I got my 3 balls medal it is time to celebrate with that good wine we just obtained from our sources inside the ANZAC territory!!!!

      
#921  by Citizen Exar Kuun - 3/10/2004 2:12:47 PM

Is that what you've been doing this whole time, Exar?!?!


I would like to say yes but no, I've been doing and am doing coursework

                      
#922  by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/10/2004 2:22:11 PM

Hey Kit - lost any cats lately?

Wow. I suck at that game. Scored only 3.

          
#923  by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/10/2004 2:23:06 PM

I've been doing and am doing coursework

Get your cousework out of the way. GalCiv will still be here.

          
#924  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 3/10/2004 2:50:24 PM

Wow. I suck at that game. Scored only 3.



Bwahahahha!!! Beat ya. 5. Oh a 10!!! Oh well, enough cat pounding. I liked the cat trapshoot game and the bloody smack the penquin where his head goes flying and there are mines the best. My Cat climbed on the desk and got in front of me during cat trapshoot though. He heard all the meow, meow, meow, and got curious.

I have a slow connection so the pounding game doesn't register my clicks. Same probably is happening to you. It's designed for a dsl or cable.

                          
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