I didn't say stop building them, I said cease all production. If you're alien slaves are making WMD's for GROSS it still counts as production of weapons of mass destruction.
And why do you hate aliens so much anyway? If the aliens didn't exist then we'd have no external threat for the masses to fear. And if the masses didn't fear external threats they wouldn't need protecting. And if they didn't need protecting from the aliens where would either of our orginisations be then?
   
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You need more pure evil victories as per my record. Kill more worms, bugs, and squids. Raise PQ, research, and production when colonization events pop up. Choose more evil stuff when random events are generated.
       
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Now why would we use weapons of mass destruction. Who would make the Rum for us to steal?
     
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You bet... LMAO!!! Just remember. Dead men are easier to search and loot.
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Lets try it on the altarians.
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G.R.O.S.S. Top 100 Rankings
Evil - really really bad pirates
KitWarrior - 12
Staffa - 23
PontiusBruinPilot - 26
EBZeroMatrix - 29
stealthfrequency - 58
Thelon Fairblade - 89
sixtoes - 98
Neutral - when ambiguity is called for
PontiusBruinPilot - 2
Good - yeah,  “good”
PontiusBruinPilot - 53
Average - high performance machines (at least that’s what the women say  )
PontiusBruinPilot - 33
KitWarrior - 40
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G.R.O.S.S. Top 100 Rankings
Overall - when you put it all together...
PontiusBruinPilot - 18
KitWarrior - 54
Staffa - 77
EBZeroMatrix - 97
Gigantic - they don’t move much, do they?
PontiusBruinPilot - 1
Staffa - 3
EBZeroMatrix - 30
IceMole - 71
Huge - that’s “freaking” huge
PontiusBruinPilot - 23
KitWarrior - 32
Landrew - 88
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G.R.O.S.S. Top 100 Rankings
Large - biggie size that please
PontiusBruinPilot - 12
Medium - not too big, not too small
PontiusBruinPilot - 54
sixtoes - 73
Small - “loving” their neighbors
EBZeroMatrix - 15
PontiusBruinPilot - 22
bpleshek - 41
Tiny - when ya wanna kill aliens NOW!
PontiusBruinPilot - 26
Thelon Fairblade - 31
Staffa - 36
EBZeroMatrix - 50
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Honorable Mention
is hereby awarded to
HaveOne
Hegetaga
&
tornspace
for their recent services to G.R.O.S.S.
We salute you!
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bLOODY oATH yOU sHEILA'S cAUSE dA aNZAC'S wILL iNVITE tHEMSELF'S tA yA bBQ 
  
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| bLOODY oATH yOU sHEILA'S cAUSE dA aNZAC'S wILL iNVITE tHEMSELF'S tA yA bBQ |
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Hey Kit!!! Better throw another Arcean on the grill!!! The Aussies are crashing.
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Yeah baby.... I just love the screams as those Yellow wannabe warriors hit the open flame.... Yup...
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So GROSS are now guilty of the following crimes....
Bieng pirates
Planning to turn the entire metaverse into kegs full of rum
Eating their fellow sentients
Funding terrorism
Forcing slaves to build weapons of mass destruction
Bieng drunk and disorderly
If you'd like to add any crimes I forgot feel free
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OK, so this one is going to be an interesting hiccup to wait out. Anyone have some popcorn? Maybe we can start a fire and roast marshmallows. This is Kit by the way. Seems signatures are going to be really popular now.
KitWarrior, Fellow Victim of Chaos
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Yeah baby.... I just love the screams as those Yellow wannabe warriors hit the open flame....
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yA kNOW hOW tO mAKE a bLOKE fEEL wELCOME, sO i'LL bRING dA bUNDY 
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Das war sehr besonders! Was hat passiert? 
Herr Verrückte, Vizekanzler für Reichsverteidigung
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Was ist neu? Das ist mein Name!  Ich lache nicht über dein Name! Exar Kuun... was beduetet das?!?! 
Herr Verrückte, Vizekanzler für Reichsverteidigung
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or should I say Herr Verrückte? 
