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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?
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#100  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/6/2004 7:20:55 PM

HUNDERT!!!

Und jetzt ich tanze!

Herr Verrückte, Vizekanzler für Reichsverteidigung

                      
#101  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/6/2004 7:26:26 PM

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schütt deine Beute!

HUNDERT!

Herr Verrückte, Vizekanzler für Reichsverteidigung

(Änderung: ein bessere Tanz)
[Message Edited]

                      
#102  by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/6/2004 7:35:28 PM

Think I understood that Kit, tell me if I got the translation right:

Was ist neu? Das ist mein Name!


What's new? That is my name? I thought it was KitWarrior

Ich lache nicht über dein Name!


I don't laugh at your name?

was bedeutet das?


What is this/What does this mean?

schütt schütt schütt!


Rock Rock Rock

Congrats on 100 posts Kit

Vizekanzler für Reichsverteidigung


Vice-chancellor for defence of the homeland
[Message Edited]

                      
#103  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/6/2004 7:47:53 PM

Genau! Aber wer ist KitWarrior?

Und mein Tanz ist nicht so schön.

Herr Verrückte, Vizekanzler für Reichsverteidigung

                      
#104  by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/6/2004 8:14:09 PM

Oh nein, nicht schon wieder - I am finding this very hard can you go back to speaking English please Kit? How did you learn to speak German so well?

Genau!


It's been eight years since I spoke German

                      
#105  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/6/2004 8:25:36 PM

Nicht jetzt! Später. Es macht zu spaß!

Herr Verrückte, Vizekanzler für Reichsverteidigung

                      
#106  by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/6/2004 8:30:27 PM

Not yet, later, isn't this fun?

Exar Kuun - Ubersetzer fur das KitWarrior/Herr Verrückte

                      
#107  by Veteran Samurai Ben - 2/6/2004 8:56:53 PM

Gezundheit.

                    
#108  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/6/2004 10:37:24 PM

Boy that nick just refuses to stick! Three times now it has reverted back to KitWarrior without any input from me. Maybe someone is trying to tell me to stop playing around during this crisis.

                      
#109  by Citizen Wild Wombat - 2/6/2004 11:12:53 PM

Hacker attacks can't stop the TRUTH! http://gcconfidential.joeuser.com Link

                          
#110  by Veteran Gerakken - 2/7/2004 4:09:32 AM

Hacker attacks can't stop the TRUTH!


What if we like the comfort of hearing lies, rationalizations, and sensible explanations too much instead? A drink to the truth, for that is one way to surely see the world at least halfway as black and white: in the darkness of passing out. (Yep, Gerakken and his odd sense of humor return.)

One old GROSSer returning for limited duty and a booze ration, boss.

                      
#111  by Citizen Cliffracer Slayer - 2/7/2004 4:19:50 AM

I got mentioned twice, I'm famous!!!!!

            
#112  by Citizen Hegetaga - 2/7/2004 7:25:45 AM

Yep, Gerakken and his odd sense of humor return


Its Gerakken! The myth, the legend! the hummanity of it all!

                      
#113  by Veteran TheQuack - 2/7/2004 9:00:26 AM

Boy that nick just refuses to stick! Three times now it has reverted back to KitWarrior without any input from me. Maybe someone is trying to tell me to stop playing around during this crisis.


Herr Verrückte is not you. Sure, you might have the occasional urge to wear those cute little German shorts and suspenders, but everyone has deviant tendencies. That doesn't mean you should be wearing them to the office every day, though. You are KitWarrior - do not deny your heritage of fighting wars, and, um, kitting up for wars.


                    
#114  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/7/2004 10:38:25 AM

One old GROSSer returning for limited duty and a booze ration, boss.


GERAKKEN!!! Is that really you?!?! GERAKKEN!!! It's been so... I mean I just can't... Oh Gerakken! Life on the Doom was... It's so hard to describe how... I... I... I...



Welcome back, matey!

                      
#115  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/7/2004 11:14:18 AM

OK... a bit business to take care of...

Capt'n, what action are we taking on the "What are Empires All About?" stickied thread in the Galactic Forum? Since the idea is to have only one post per empire, are we submitting one and if so, who has that duty?

                      
#116  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/7/2004 1:09:43 PM

Capt'n, what action are we taking on the "What are Empires All About?" stickied thread in the Galactic Forum? Since the idea is to have only one post per empire, are we submitting one and if so, who has that duty?


Hmmmmm. Seems we have a volunteer. Kit the job's yours Matey!!!!!! Write something, post it here, then we'll work on it till we get it how we want it.

                          
#117  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/7/2004 1:18:49 PM

So GROSS are now guilty of the following crimes....Bieng pirates Planning to turn the entire metaverse into kegs full of rum Eating their fellow sentients Funding terrorismForcing slaves to build weapons of mass destructionBieng drunk and disorderlyIf you'd like to add any crimes I forgot feel free



When you find GROSS, go arrest them. We're G.R.O.S.S. and obviously aren't named on that arrest warrant. Have a nice day Toadie!!!!






                          
#118  by Veteran Captain Jack Sparrow - 2/7/2004 1:26:26 PM

Some Dear Pontius email.

Dear Pontius. Don't you think Miami is a bunch of thugs for signing Willie Williams after he built a rap sheet longer than your arm?

Signed. Ron Zook, Bobby Bowden, Ty Willingham, and Tommy Tuberville.

                          
#119  by Citizen Cliffracer Slayer - 2/7/2004 4:45:00 PM

I forgot to add comparing their betters to amphibians to the list of crimes. I am really starting to annoy everyone on this board aren't I.

            
#120  by Citizen Hegetaga - 2/7/2004 5:35:19 PM

I am really starting to annoy everyone on this board aren't I.


Now that you mention it..

*pushes a button on a console. A big tube thing lands on GoblinCookie.*

Muahahhaha.. now you will really be a GoblinCookie

*to empathasize his point, Hegetaga lifts a package 'Goblin Cookies'*

*but just before he can push the button....
What will happen to GoblinCookie! will he be doomed to be someones snack food? Find out next time...

-=However due to low ratings the show never aired again, but rights can still be bought=-

                      
#121  by Citizen KitWarrior - 2/7/2004 9:41:49 PM

Seems we have a volunteer. Kit the job's yours Matey!!!!!!


You’d think I would’ve learned this lesson in the Army.

What will happen to GoblinCookie! will he be doomed to be someones snack food?


I think we have a delivery for the undead. Oh damoooooose! DA-moooooooooooose!

                      
#122  by Veteran Gerakken - 2/8/2004 2:47:08 AM

I forgot to add comparing their betters to amphibians to the list of crimes.


Uh-huh. How soon you will know our true ways. All in good time. For our influence is like a creeping shadow, sinking its corrupting tendrils into all manner of ventures and opportunities, legal and illicit. There is no need to be the target on top anymore when we can gather our loot and wield our power in more a discreet manner. We have no need to compare anyone to amphibians when the boss can turn someone into one with our mighty Transmogrifier. Luckily, version 2 is a little more stable than the first model, but still requires getting the subject to "cooperate" somehow. Now, if you would please wait in this room over here while we have a conference about your charges. Oh, and by the way, what is your favorite amphibian? (Gerakken eagerly rubs his hands together.)

                      
#123  by Citizen Cliffracer Slayer - 2/8/2004 5:03:37 AM

The tube has an amphibian sized hole in it. Pontius walks into the room. "So goblin do you choose toad, frog or newt"
"What if I don't choose anything?"
"Then you'll be sent to the goblincookie factory of course as this tank is completely magic-proof!!!" Pontius says.
"In that case I'll be a frog,"
Pontius flicks the charge up switch on the transmogrifier.
"Why a frog?" Pontius asks.
"That way I'll have an affinity with Avater Frogboy and will be able to become an arnorian"
Pontius presses the fire button and goblin is transformed.
Goblin crawls out of the tube through the small hole and dashes for the exit. He hops onboard a illiegal frieghter carrying money and weapons to terrorists in SF territory and takes of residence. When he gets to the planet of Hatch II he crawls back to the local operational centre where wombat uses the anti transmogrifier to turn him back into a goblin.
>>>>

            
#124  by Veteran TheQuack - 2/8/2004 9:03:20 AM

You’d think I would’ve learned this lesson in the Army.


Wot? You mean your army didn't trick volunteers to put their hands up by asking questions like "Who has a driver's licence?" and "Who likes chocolate"?

                    
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