Oh those were popular tricks indeed. A more sinister one was:
"I need volunteers."
One soldier raises his hand.
"Good. Since we've got more hands than we need, you can have the day off. Any more volunteers?"
Six soldiers raise their hands.
"Outstanding! You six will spend the day cleading latrines."
        
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I believe our recruitment post should be short and to the point:
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Join the most feared space pirates in the galaxy! Join G.R.O.S.S.!!!  ARRRGH!!!
G.R.O.S.S. has one of the longest and proudest histories in the Metaverse. We’re not concerned about game alignment, skill level, place of origin, or amount of participation. Our motto is JUST WIN!!!
Follow this  Link to sail under the Jolly Roger and Get Rid Of Slimy alienS!!! 
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Input? What input? I don't smell any booze!
 
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Capt'n,
I sent you an e-mail @yahoo. If that's the wrong address, please drop a better one here for me to use. Thanks.
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Hmmmm. Unfortunatey for you, there are no Anti-transmogrifiers. And if there were such they would have no effect on transmoRgifriers. Tsk Tsk Doomed to be a frog. Well it's better than being a cookie. And since they used up the last protoplasmic matter when they tried to transform Mrs Pax back human again, theirs no longer works.
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Not at all. You're pretty funny. In a laughing AT you rather than with you sort of way.
     
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CODED DIPLOMATIC CHANNEL OPENED TO G.R.O.S.S. FROM THE ANZAC IMPERIUM
Can Emperor Pontius or a designated representative please contact Emperor Evil Steve.
Mind if I do it tomorrow Snooks? I'm ready for bed. What's this all about. email
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| Capt'n,I sent you an e-mail @yahoo. If that's the wrong address, please drop a better one here for me to use. Thanks. |
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My yahoo box is dead along with the rest of Yahoo. Dang thing won't work.
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| Oh those were popular tricks indeed. A more sinister one was:"I need volunteers."One soldier raises his hand."Good. Since we've got more hands than we need, you can have the day off. Any more volunteers?"Six soldiers raise their hands."Outstanding! You six will spend the day cleading latrines." |
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LMAO That is an old Sergeant's technique.
Usually at the end the ones that didn't raise their hand for anything got 10 mile runs with full gear. And that was full gear as defined by the Sergeant.
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Never mind Steve. I got yer email.
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Gerakken - Need to touch base with ya. Please give me a holler: Email
EBZ - You've got hotmail!
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Pontius/Kit
Think the metaverse scoring has been sorted out. After my latest submission, I belive this is the correct calc.
Block 1 0-30 days 100%
Block 2 31-60 days 95%
Block 3 61-90 days 90%
Block 4 91-120 days 85%
Block 5 121-150 days 80%
Block 6 151-220 days 75%
Block 7 221-290 days 70%
Beyond 290 days 65%?
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Thelon Fairblade - Need to send you some info, matey. Please send an e-mail to Email
Entire Crew - Actually... this goes for any pirate I haven't already contacted via e-mail or instant message. 
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A few facts about anti-transmogrifiers
They were invented by the anti-scientists of the gonegolders empire.
They do work on those who have been transformed by transmorgrifiers.
They do the exact oposite to what the transmogrifier does ie they un-transform a creature and require a lack of cooperation and I was having too much fun as a frog and didn't want to become a goblin again just yet.
They require anti-ectoplasm to use and we have a surplus of that at the moment and produce ectoplasm.
So I'm not going to end up on a EURO Alliance dinnerplate next time I visit am I?
 
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Anti-what?  Anti-I couldn't un-follow anti-all of anti-that. Could anti-you please un-clarify anti-what anti-you un-said for anti-me?
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| A few facts about anti-transmogrifiers They were invented by the anti-scientists of the gonegolders empire.They do work on those who have been transformed by transmorgrifiers.They do the exact oposite to what the transmogrifier does ie they un-transform a creature and require a lack of cooperation and I was having too much fun as a frog and didn't want to become a goblin again just yet. They require anti-ectoplasm to use and we have a surplus of that at the moment and produce ectoplasm.So I'm not going to end up on a EURO Alliance dinnerplate next time I visit am I? |
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I suggest you study up. The concept was invented by Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes. You can claim what you want. However, WE are remaining true to the original concept.
What is Goblin Cookie's preferred Snort. Yessssss. I win final Jeapordy!!!!!
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By the way. There need be no such thing as an anti transmorgifrier. You just set the dial on a transmorgifrier to what you want. Sheesh. He really has no clue does he? Zaaaaaaaap!!!! Don't hop away mad now Toadie.
LMAO remember that cartoon that had the evil villain and he had a little toadie that kept swatting himself with a flyswatter and said bad Toad.. bad toad....? LMAO that was our good friend toadie.
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| Pontius/KitThink the metaverse scoring has been sorted out. After my latest submission, I belive this is the correct calc.Block 1 0-30 days 100%Block 2 31-60 days 95%Block 3 61-90 days 90%Block 4 91-120 days 85%Block 5 121-150 days 80%Block 6 151-220 days 75%Block 7 221-290 days 70%Beyond 290 days 65%? |
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Thanks Jaws. I'll have to check it out. It seems the old blocks are of larger duration than the new.
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Those flying Kiwi Fruit can really do some damage in a planetary assault can't they?
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