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Good catch Captain, I was down at the cargo bay checking the "merchandise" for our big party!!!! 
Time to breake the booze!!!!
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Hey Bam Bam and Theoden. Did you guys enjoy seeing Duke Choke? You're both Virginia fans. 
          
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I must admit I turned the game off in disgust, went to go mangle some Altarians to drown my sorrows and woke up pleasantly surprised the next morning.
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Duke lost?????? :BIG EYES POPPING OT OF SOCKETS: :SHAKES HEAD: :SINISTER SMILE: :EVIL GRIN:
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Did anyone find it ironic in the nascar race, that the interstate batteries car, lost 4 laps due to a dead battery?
I could just see the competition's ad. Well who do we have to thank for our performance... Cut to tape of car in the pits with a dead battery... Cut to Bobby Labonte, "I'd like to thank my sponsor Interstate batteries." Who was that again Bobby? Cut to crew throwing dead battery over the wall... Cut to BL That's interstate batteries....
Although there's probably some law against using footage from someone else's commercial for your commercial.. But it would be hilarious.
Dang Gordon had em covered too untill his alternator went out. Fortunately, unlike Labonte, his reserve battery worked.
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| Always a joy to watch the Dukkies lose, although that was one of the most poorly officiated games I have ever seen. The refs should have been keelhauled. At least they ended up with poor calls going against both sides. What's really funny about it is that both teams are skilled and not known for hacking it up--yet the refs called it as though each team were the late 80s Detroit Pistons. UGH. |
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Actually I thought Duke was hacking it up myself. I think they had a strategy to do just that given Uconn's poor free throw shooting. Okafor was a bit too eagar in the beginning and got two cheapies.
The worst officiated game of the whole thing was Bama/Stanford.
Bama went to the line 44 times to Stanford's 11. I mean it was like Stanford sneazed and it was a foul. Yet Bama held, did all kinds of stuff and no whistle.
It's nice and hilarious to see bad calls against Duke since it happens so rarely.  I still remember Shane Floppier and all those phantom charges they get.
They not only lost, they completely choked away an 8 point lead with under 2 to go.
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I was actually hoping for a UConn/OSU title game. But I'll settle for Duke falling on its face.
   
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At least we won't have to hear any more of Doookie Vitale. pimping em any more... Till next year that is.
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Theoden slips in unnoticed...
Duke losing = Serves Redick right for leaving his home state (Virginia)...he's from my hometown.
Gordon's troubles = Not a Gordon fan!
Mark Martin's troubles =   Not a good day for the little blue pill
Finish of the race = great finish to an otherwise dull race. Can't wait till the boys go to Martinsville where some actual racing occurs.
Theoden slips back out...
 
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| I was actually hoping for a UConn/OSU title game. But I'll settle for Duke falling on its face. |
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I think Tech can and will give em fits. That 7-1 guy of theirs is a tough matchup for anyone. Most all the big guys go pro out of highschool these days. We'll see if Okafor can guard him. Without picking up some cheapies. He has to be on the floor for Uconn. Duke proved that much.
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| Mark Martin's troubles = Not a good day for the little blue pill |
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Did the viagra car pewter out again?
| Finish of the race = great finish to an otherwise dull race. Can't wait till the boys go to Martinsville where some actual racing occurs. |
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I can't believe they are leaving Rockingham. That seems to be the raciest track of the whole thing save Michigan.
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I think I might be going to one of those races this year.
  
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| Did the viagra car pewter out again? |
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It just couldn't stand up to the stiff competition!
| I can't believe they are leaving Rockingham. That seems to be the raciest track of the whole thing save Michigan. |
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Bruton Smith is killing NASCAR...his stupid super speedway clones are ruining the fun of the sport. Anybody remember the North Wilkesboro track? Now that was some racing!
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Okay...really gotta go! Good to see ya Cap'n!
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Things you can't say on the air about the Viagra Car.
"Oh look, the viagra car pooped out again."
"The Viagra car HARD INTO THE CORNER.
"Oh look at Mark Martin Go. HE PUT THAT VIAGRA CAR HARD INBETWEEN EM.
"Oh the viagra car crashed... It's nothin but a limp hunk of junk now."
"SMOKE FROM THE VIAGRA CAR... IT'S LOST ITS LUBRICANT ALL OVER THE TRACK."
"Smoke from the viagra Car!!! Yes dan smoking is usually a sign they've pooped out early. This really isn't a very satisfying day for that crew."
I still thought it hilarious that nascar wouldn't let a driver accept sponsorship from a condom company saying it would ruin their family image... Um boys... Uh viagra???,,, La Vitra???
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| Bruton Smith is killing NASCAR...his stupid super speedway clones are ruining the fun of the sport. Anybody remember the North Wilkesboro track? Now that was some racing! |
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I remember that.
That was a buy out deal. One of the speedway companies bought it, and took the dates and moved em.
I think what they should do with some of the older tracks is take one date and leave the other. Darlington's a horrid track. Take one of its dates rather than the second rockingham.
Remember the old Atlanta? They redid that place into a cookie cutter. And really. Atlanta never sells out. Take one of their dates.
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I thought that my last game will toss us over the EURO's, but problems with one of the missile launchers forced me to stop my attack a little bit short of the goal. My missiles' fuel (mix) was too powerful and the rockets were landing in FOTR territory.
3 Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 90 1143 3748022
4 European Alliance _G-Force_ 158 1111 3439991
5 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 43 1108 3430032
We are 9959 miles from the heart of the EURO's capital. Time to upgrade the engines!!!!
Ramming speed!!!!
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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM RAMMING SPEED!!!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I have a bomb almost ready. I'll have to wait to submit it till I get home...
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Lets drink to the next attack, lift those sails. Get your sables ready, load the cannons!!!!
I have another game almost finish at home, another 50K. So lets sing our pirate song!!!!
Its my ship my treasure
its my god the liberty
my laws are the strength and the wind
my only motherland is the sea!!!!!
Fly my beloved Skull of the Sea
like you have never have done before!!!!!
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Here they come
here come the pirates
they are demons in space.
They're a racin and they're gonna be chasin after someone
dum dum de dum dum dum de dum.
They're busy racin so you'd better look alive
they're busy revin up the powerful Warp 95!!!
And when the odds are against them and there's dangerous sport.
You bet your life the pirates, will see it through.
Go G.R.O.S.S. pirates, Go G.R.O.S.S. pirates go!!!!!
Who can tell me what show that was lifted from.
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