3 Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 90 1126 3759717
4 The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 64 920 3747641
5 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 43 1121 3708266
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Another post taken and saved by the mystical Renegade from the hands of yoriciders(Guardians), zombies (Undead), talkers (Diplomats), warriors (Centurions) and magis (Jedis). 
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I can see your ship approaching fast Captain
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10 Captain Jack Sparrow 92 889878
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| just finishied a Crippling game and I got for Huge alliance 51K, no bad for alliance win with Crippling. |
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| I can see your ship approaching fast Captain |
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What's wrong with the cloak!!! The cap'n barks to his engineering crew. Awww heck. SPOCK!!! The bridge is yours. I'm to engineering.
Spock: where are you're tools?
Cap'n. they're cloaking divice tools, you can't see em.
Spock merely lifts his eyebrow as the Cap'n leaves the bridge.
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That is the reason I tried to see how it will come out, no bad for first try. 
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Attorney jokes, taken from real life.
COURTROOM HUMOR
From a little book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Q: Mr.. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Not hard to do. Hit turn turn turn turn turn repeatedly, wait till you discover all the techs before winning, wait till the very end to start taking planets, take all but one of em at that time, then ally with the remaining alien and you'll have well over the limit.
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Welcome to our newest marauder Bucho!!!!
The Armory is well stocked. Get ye a Cutlass for striking fear into freighter crews and close quarters combat to start. Later it will be a Sabre for medium duty, and a Rapier for fighting opposing military Capn's on the bridge.
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Evening Update
Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 90 1127 3766120
4 The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 64 921 3754805
5 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 44 1123 3727986
Welcome Bucho, have some beer or choose your liquor on the bar. Welcome aboard, choose your ship or we can find one for you.
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Dang. A 60k I just submitted netted our empire fewer than 1,000 points. Uggh. Have a good weekend everyone.
Good night.
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Arrrrrrrhhh. The winds be against me... A big noreaster from the land of tend the garden honey blew me into the doldrums...nary a wind to sail by. 
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On top of that hurricane "when are you going to cut the grass." is headed this way and might just sink the ship for the rest of the day... Arrrrgh... 
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Oh no!!! weather map shows another tropical depression, named "reseal the deck" headed this way.
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Evening update
3 The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 65 923 3789189
4 Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 90 1114 3774971
5 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 44 1126 3748746
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The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 65 924 3788374
4 Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 90 1115 3776315
5 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 44 1128 3772790
6 Canadian Star Federation Paguma 123 1154 3655260
Graveyard shift update. Closing in on multiple Targets. Keep on Pluggin.
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Even closer, quick morning update before going to church
3 The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 65 925 3792512
4 Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 90 1113 3784559
5 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 44 1130 3780212
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12300 from 3rd and 4347 from 4th. So keep attacking my brave pirates!!!!!
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Good morning Captain, congrats in passing the 900K mark, full spead ahead toward 1 million points.
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10 Captain Jack Sparrow 94 905191
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Looks like all the pirates are at the bar today... Will stop by later.
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99 pirates and one bottle of rum.
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