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Come to Hardees Space burgers. Where the last place you'd think of getting a burger is now the first. We feature Genuine Ground Drath in our patties. So forget the Mad Cows, We have the drath.
          
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| How much? I'll swop one for some of Arclite's famous Jawa porn |
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I think we have enough of our own Wookie porn, Elf porn, and Hobbit porn to traffic in thank you very much. Care for your complimentary copy of Arwen does the shire for stopping in?
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| Forget that, I got me ex-girlfriends, like drengin but more warlike |
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For a Modest fee, we can arrange to Kentucky fry her just like we do the Drengin.
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And for another modest fee we can arrange for another ex-girlfriend to conveniently receive her instead of a drengin at Kentucky fried.
Not available on the first thursday of the month or when Galactic restruant inspections are underway.
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| How many can I send? Do I have to pay postage and packing? |
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We ship Galactic-Ex. It's included in the price.
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Don't miss our premier of our next Arwen film. Arwen does the ringwraiths. Due out soon.
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| Sounds like fast food in east London |
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Oh God. LMAO it sure does.
British Food leaves much to be desired. Good Taste and Quality Food for two.
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| This is starting to sound a bit like animal farm.... Hobbits, ringwraiths... whats next? S&M session with Sauron? |
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Sauron came too expensive. He kept demanding in his contract too many air conditioners.
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Not to mention Sauron's Orcs kept trashing the hotel rooms.... That was a disaster.
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| They make their money when I'm drunk and taste and quality don't matter anymore |
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HEHE. Ahhhh So that's why they keep offering more and more and more drinks.
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Well I got to go take care of some business. BBL
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