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Just don't do it in the Guardians thread. They'll be all over you for spamming their fluff.
Just for that I'm going to try and steal 2400 in your thread. Can you drop me an email 11 months from now when you get close?
 
          
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Evening update
1 The Galactic Guardians Theoden of Rohan 34 1504 8687956
2 G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 46 1201 4480542
3 Special Forces Wild Wombat 17 843 4231781
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C'ya
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Oh that's dastardly, passing me on Mother's day Weekend.... Just what I'd expect from a Pirate. Welcome back.
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Oh God. Mother's day weekend. The absolute worst day of the year. It was invented by the Altarians.
My neighbor was over here drinking a beer wondering what to get his wife. I told him to tell her she wasn't his mother and show her that beautiful broach he bought for his mother. He'll be on the couch soon. My Holiday work is done!!!!
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!!!!!
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Altarians!?!? Did someone say ALTARIANS?!?!?!?!
.....They....must....die.....EBZ...must....kill....kill....kill.....death...is.....good....death...makes...EBZ....gleeful 
Anyways, have a great day! 
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I think I'm allowed to - I'm an honorary Guardian (and Jedi and Ringer and Diplomat and... hey wait a minute - I'm not an honorary pirate!!! )
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300 or so posts in six months - that means its going to be about 3.5 years before our thread gets there!
Alex
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by Diplomat Technician - 5/8/2004 11:04:43 AM
Today Edward Teach, better known as "Blackbeard," is perhaps the best known non-fictional pirate even though he was not the most successful. He is remembered mainly because of his image that he himself helped to create. Teach's life story is basically only known within the few years before his death when he was a pirate. His previous origins are unknown but it is believed that he was born in Bristol around 1680. His true identity is not entirely known either, but "Edward Teach" is recognized as being his standard name. Other forms of his last name were commonly cited in letters of the day - "Thatch," "Tach," "Tash," and even "Drummond" to list a few. It is believed that he was a well educated man since he could read/write and papers were found on him after his death. It is reasonable to believe that he wished to keep his true identity secret to protect his relatives at home, so "Edward Teach" may have been just an alias.
Personally Teach was said to be a somewhat amiable man, who was almost forgiving and genorous to those that cooperated with him, but at the same time he did not waste time with those who fought him or did not cooperate with him. There is a story of a man that refused to give Blackbeard his jewelry so rather than fighting with him, Blackbeard simply cut the man's hand off. Unlike some other pirates, Teach was not known to be a very barbaric and demented pirate who tortured victims for fun, but instead he usually just went after valuables. His demonic image he created actually added to the stories of his wickedness.
Teach was also apparently a ladies man, as it is said that he had around 14 wives. He treated women kindly and fell in love easily and treated each like his first love. Only his last marriage to a 16 year old young lady (thought to be Mary Ormond) is believed to be legitamite since he was properly married, but this happened during his last year of his life. His previous marriages were conducted on board his ship and were almost a common-place ritual to the crew.
In 1716, Teach began his pirating career when he met the well-known pirate Benjamin Hornigold at New Providence. Hornigold took Teach on as an apprentice and he proved to be a quick study. Sometime in early 1717, Hornigold gave Teach his own command of a sloop and together they wrecked havoc in the following months. Later in the year, off of the island of St. Vincent, the two pirate sloops closed on a merchantman and soon captured it. The ship was a large Dutch-built French guineaman named Concord which Teach had a liking for. Hornigold allowed him to claim this prize ship as Teach's new command. Hornigold decided to retire from pirating since the English King offered a pardon for pirates, so now Teach was on his own.
The Concord was re-christened Queen Anne's Revenge and fashioned into a pirate ship by installing about 40 guns. With such a large and well-armed ship as this, Teach would began his notorious pirate career. Soon after he set sail again, Teach and his crew sighted another large merchantman off St. Vincet named Great Allen. The Great Allen eventually surrendered and Teach cleaned the ship of valuables and set her on fire after putting the crew ashore. News of this engagement soon spread and in a few days Queen Anne's Revenge came across the British 30-gunned man-of-war HMS Scarborough which was sent out to deal with the prospering pirate. Rather than run from the warship, which he could have done with his faster ship, Teach decided to battle the man-of-war since he never ran away from a battle. A running duel soon started that lasted hours, and the British warship was decidedly losing the fight to the skillfull pirate crew. The British captain realized this and began to withdraw which Teach allowed since there would be no real use for continueing the attack on the warship since it would not be carrying any cargo that the pirates sought. Teach's reputation increased dramatically after this incident - a pirate that can defeat a British man-of-war deserves respect.
Teach soon began to increase his reputation once again by creating his well-known Blackbeard persona. He knew that if he looked frightening then ships might surrender to him sooner. He let his hair grow and started a beard that would almost cover his face. He twisted his long hair and beard in pigtails and he was known to tie colored ribbons on the ends. During battle he put lit slow burning hemp cord under his hat near his ears that would smoke and envelop him in a cloud. To add to his menacing appearance he also wore several pistols (as much as six) along with his knives and cutlass at his waist. He himself created the name "Blackbeard" and soon his frightful image was well known. While in battle the opposing crew often surrendered at the mere sight of him in a rage, some even called him the Devil-incarnate. Obviously Teach's Blackbeard persona worked! The fear his new image created had the psycholigcal effect he wanted.
Blackbeard soon encountered the pirate sloop Revenge commanded by Major Stede Bonnet, and upon the sight of the proper looking gentleman, Blackbeard laughed aloud. The two became friendly to one another and it was agreed to sail together as partners, but soon after Blackbeard realized Bonnet was not much of a seaman. Teach "convinced" Bonnet of this and so he sent one of his own lieutenants to take over command of Revenge while Bonnet went aboard Queen Anne's Revenge as a "guest." Bonnet's crew heartliy cooperated with Blackbeard's idea since they also knew of Bonnet lacking pirating ability. The two Revenge's were soon joined by another captured sloop, the Adventure, which Blackbeard assigned Israel Hands to command. (As a sidenote, Robert Louis Stevenson used the name "Israel Hands" as one of Long John Silver's fellow pirates in his classic fiction novel Treasure Island.)
In May 1718, Blackbeard's pirate fleet appeared at Charleston, South Carolina, and were soon stopping every vessel entering and leaving the harbor. Almost ten vessels were plundered before Charleston acted on the reoccuring problem. All incoming vessels were soon diverted from entering Charleston harbor and all vessels already within the harbor remained in port because of the siege from Blackbeard's fleet. Before this happened though, Blackbeard was able to take many important high ranking citizens as prisoners hoping they would be useful. He held them for ransom for medical supplies and threatened to kill them all if he did not get his wish. Several days after sending one of the hostages and two of his crew to deliver the ransom note, he received his medical trunk and true to his word he released all the prisoners without a loss of life.
Now it was time for Blackbeard to retire from pirating and take advantage of the same pardon Hornigold took earlier. But before he would do this, Blackbeard came up with a devious plan to let him and a select few of his crew (about 40 men) keep the most valuable plunder. He would load one ship with the best treasure and leave the rest of the crew behind - now all he needed to do was to execute his plan. At Topsail Inlet (now known as Beaufort Inlet), North Carolina, Queen Anne's Revenge "accidently" ran aground on a sandbar and Blackbeard called Israel Hands aboard Adventure to help him free the ship; and in the process, Hands also ran "accidently" aground. Teach then told Bonnet that he should seek the pardon too and the Major agreed, especially after Teach promised that he would return to him the command of Revenge. Shortly after, Bonnet and some of his crew left on a small boat for the acceptance of the pardon at nearby Bath, NC. In the meantime, Teach set the rest of his plan in motion - he began to load all of the valuables onto Adventure. When about 25 men of the crew realized what was really happening, he simply marooned them as he set sail with the fully treasure-laden Adventure. Meanwhile, Bonnet received his pardon and papers needed for Revenge and returned to the scene. There he found his ship waiting for him as expected, but very unexpectedly all the valuables were gone. He soon found the marooned men and vowed revenge on Blackbeard of this treachery, but he was unsuccessful at ever catching him.
Blackbeard and his men went to receive their pardons from North Carolina Governor Charles Eden and Teach soon settled in Bath Town. Eden and Teach spent much time together so it is believed Eden had access to Blackbeard's loot since the two become friends. Teach eventually met his last wife here while in his retirement, and this time around the governor legally married them. By mid 1718, the pirate life soon tempted Blackbeard back to his old trade and he was once again off-and-on pirating, although at times he tried to cover it up. While off Ocracoke Island in September 1718, Blackbeard spotted another pirate again, this time Charles Vane (in a few months a crewman on Vane's ship, Jack Rackham or "Calico Jack", would supercede him.) The two pirate ships saluted each other and soon the two crews gathered for a few days of typical pirate celebrating.
Soon citizens and neighbouring Virginia Governor Alexander Spotswood feared the large gathering of pirates and rumors began to spread that a planned pirate haven would be set up. Spotswood began to organize a military force to rid Blackbeard. HMS Pearl and HMS Lyme were selected for the task but their captains informed the governor that their large ships would not be able to navigate the waters. Spotswood then offered up his own money to lease two sloops for the specific job, Ranger and Jane, which would be crewed by the warship men. First lieutenant Robert Maynard of HMS Pearl was selected to lead the two ships for the hunt while Captain Brand of HMS Lyme would lead ground forces.
The two sloops set out for Blackbeard's hideout at Ocracoke Island and arrived on late November 21, 1718. The next morning, the battle began. The two leased sloops were unarmed so they had to fight only with small guns and swords, but Blackbeard's sloop Adventure had 9 guns so he was able to fire at the approaching sloops. At their approach, Adventure set sail and fired at the sloops but there was very little wind so there was not much speed in the chase so oars were needed. Ranger was essentially knocked out from a lethal broadside shot from Adventure so Maynard moved in alone with Jane. Jane managed to damage Adventure enough, and Maynard ordered most of his crew below decks to bluff Blackbeard into thinking the crew was killed. His bluff worked, when the two ships were alongside one another Blackbeard and several of his crew boarded Jane. At this time, Maynard's armed and waiting crew belowdeck surfaced and a raging hand-to-hand battle ensued. Soon Maynard and Blackbeard were fighting each other in duel of naval officer versus pirate - a fight between good and evil. After Blackbeard wounded Maynard's fingers with a cutlass blow, Maynard moved back and shot him but had little effect in stopping Blackbeard. Several other Jane crewmen fought with Blackbeard after this before he was eventually overcome by his numerous wounds. (It has also been stated that Blackbeard was decapitated by a sword blow to the back of the head during the fighting rather than getting his head removed after his death.) Maynard later commented that Blackbeard fell with at least five gun shot wounds and at least 20 sword wounds. Blackbeard's severed head was hung from Maynard's sloop's bowsprit as a trophy and also to prove that the legendary Blackbeard the pirate was indeed dead.
Edward Teach, Teach is close to Tech.
My Pirate alias is Blackbeard.
 
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Sure, join up and soon, once I get up to speed you can help me to....kill.....more....altarian bastards
Have a GREAT day!
(I know I will, I just bought a new car, and now I'll be broke for the next 5 yrs )
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| I think I'm allowed to - I'm an honorary Guardian (and Jedi and Ringer and Diplomat and... hey wait a minute - I'm not an honorary pirate!!! |
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There be no honorary Pirates.
Thar be
Pirate, Pirate emeritus, or non-Pirate.
But come join up Alex and Tech. We are G.R.O.S.S., Resistance if futile. You know you want to anyway.
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Well g/nite guys. Enjoy your mother's day.
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Happy mother's day Mom; if you are out there.
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How many active Canadians are there?
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I bring to the attention of the High Council of the Pirates in the Tortuga Island the following issue.
Due to the lack of loyalty to their own empires, and to other pirates attributes, I would like to bring to the attention of this Council the following nominations:
Technician as Maraunder Emeritus pirate
and Alex as Pirate Emeritus First Class.
These nominations shall be voted on in the next seasonal meeting of the Council IF both forementioned candidates bring the booze and plunder required for this ceremony.
Signing out
Happy Mother's Day.
Hi Mom!!!!
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Harrumph....  I'm loyal to my own empire..... So's Tech as far as I know....
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Sorry I mispelled the word, it should read, due to the loyalty to the GROSS cause....
Afternoon update
The Galactic Guardians Theoden of Rohan 34 1531 8839806
G.R.O.S.S. Captain Jack Sparrow 46 1204 4512658
Special Forces Wild Wombat 17 843 4231781
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Ahoyyyyy Captain
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Only one problem. To be emeritus, you had to have once been in the empire.
Like Wombie, Killa, and such.
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Honorary titles just gives em an exuse not to join when they know they want to anyway...
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