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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?

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1- Yes

2- No

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by Citizen Bakka - 1/30/2004 6:09:13 PM

Don't mind the bones in the airlock.

#1 by Citizen KitWarrior - 1/30/2004 7:21:44 PM

Dear Evil Overlords of the Evil Empire,

With the advent of a new forum for interempire communications you would not of course understand the great need for “collective security”. However, in similar fashion to the “donations” made to G.R.O.S.S. within the Galactic Forum, “peace, order, and stability” will be assured with the continued transfer of “contributions” to the Most Vicious Empire of G.R.O.S.S. The Standard Operating Procedures you are familiar with will remain in place:

1. Identify freighters ferrying beer with brown markings.
2. Identify freighters ferrying wine with red markings.
3. Identify freighters ferrying liquor with bright neon markings.
4. Identify freighters ferrying illegal alien pornography with green markings.
5. Sail your freighters with minimal escort.
6. Greet G.R.O.S.S. raiders with a smile, not a scowl.

ARRRGH!!! Please consider your Evil Empire “advised”.

#2 by Citizen HairyTheTaco - 1/30/2004 7:38:28 PM

how come i didnt notice this forum earlier?!

#3 by Citizen Bakka - 1/30/2004 11:36:25 PM

I would like to thanks the pitiful pirates for getting all the "good" loot in place to make it easier for us to get to it in one easy trip.

You help in this matter will be noticed eventually.

Continue as you are and you will survive.

To thrive under the evil influence all G.R.O.S.S. ship's shall follow the coding system below.
1. Raiders going to a raid shall remain frictionless black. This will help you in the raid and at this point we do not wish disturb you.
2. After successful raids all external lights shall flash gold to indicate "loot on board".

Our transports between slave worlds will follow your system to help with training of new recruits.

But be warned. We welcome your attempts to raid any black overlord frieghters. You will not survive.

Bakka-Chaos Master.

#4 by Veteran never-never - 1/31/2004 7:28:43 AM

how come i didnt notice this forum earlier?!

cAUSE u lIKE bOILED lOLLYS.. hEY lITTLE bOY..

#5 by Citizen HairyTheTaco - 1/31/2004 3:22:40 PM

boiled lollys?

#6 by Citizen Arcilte - 1/31/2004 3:45:05 PM

boiled lollys?

hmmm... good question?

#7 by Citizen HairyTheTaco - 1/31/2004 9:44:57 PM

what forum are we supposed to use?

#8 by Senator Drengin - 1/31/2004 9:50:51 PM

i think its all empire related chat in here now. all standard galciv stuff in the other. by creating this forum stardock have removed the 'unwanted clutter' from the galactic forum.

#9 by Citizen damoose - 2/1/2004 8:07:13 AM

'unwanted clutter'

Unwanted clutter??? How could anyone 'unwant' the UnDead?

And as for the Terror Star of Evil... Well... The UnDead like thier Evil up close and personel. I mean anyone who uses a planet size machine to catch thier food... Only one wod I can think of... sissy.

Anyone for LUNCH!

#10 by Citizen HairyTheTaco - 2/1/2004 11:19:46 AM

no, not sissies, we are just being sensible.

#11 by Citizen damoose - 2/1/2004 11:58:24 AM

Ah... sensible.. The only problem is when you blow up a the snacks... well there's no more snacks?

So I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

LUNCH anyone!

#12 by Senator Drengin - 2/1/2004 3:47:28 PM

cheers guys its been a hoot

If anyone needs me i'll be at the 'place'

Goodbye galciv forums

#13 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/1/2004 7:18:49 PM

Guys please see this thread and post a comment

http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GE&ID=130839#130991

Link

Many thanks

Exar

#14 by Citizen Bakka - 2/1/2004 8:38:08 PM

You want the Evil Empire to follow someone elses rules?

#15 by Citizen United Worlds Federation - 2/1/2004 8:43:04 PM

Actually, they want you to contribute to them, I think

#16 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/1/2004 8:44:04 PM

Sorry Bakka, didn't mean to cause offence but theres been a few complaints lately and this was one way in which we can sort it all out. I take it you don't support the idea?

Exar

#17 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/1/2004 8:49:33 PM

Actually, they want you to contribute to them, I think

Thats the idea UWF - its a multi-empire initiative not just the jedi's read the whole thread plus one or two others about the forum

#18 by Senator Drengin - 2/1/2004 8:52:34 PM

You want the Evil Empire to follow someone elses rules?

Grumpy old bat

#19 by Citizen Bakka - 2/1/2004 8:53:20 PM

stir stir...

and only on a 8 pound line too..

#20 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/1/2004 8:56:13 PM

So I take it your on board then? Just post a YUP in the thread, theres a good evil minion

#21 by Senator Drengin - 2/1/2004 8:58:34 PM

oy you miserable old flying reptile you pulled me out of retirement!

now get on board and stop your flappin

#22 by Citizen Jaws the Wayfarer - 2/1/2004 8:58:42 PM

stir stir

I thought bats went flap flap

#23 by Citizen Jaws the Wayfarer - 2/1/2004 9:00:57 PM

oy you miserable old flying reptile you pulled me out of retirement!

That was all of 5 hours

.... Is a bat a reptile?

#24 by Senator Drengin - 2/1/2004 9:02:33 PM

sorry im in retirement so cant answer that question

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