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Welcome to the Terror Star of evil
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hehe, stupid torians and their weak toes.
i just realized, we are rated #13! the most evil number of them all!
      
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hey, wait a minute, i thought we did it for fun!
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#479
by Citizen Bakka - 5/23/2004 10:41:26 AM
1 day funny dump
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind."
One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
     
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#480
by Citizen Bakka - 5/23/2004 10:41:31 AM
1 day funny dump
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind."
One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
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#482
by Veteran Gerakken - 5/23/2004 7:48:15 PM
| The pirates organize evil as a business, while we initiate chaotic evil as a power. |
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What I meant in that note was the Evil Empire is a brotherhood of Evil. A few empires have their individual raging evil psychos carving up the Meta (for example, Lothmorg of the Guardians), but those empires are not dedicated to evil. Thus, they are not organized evil. As for my own empire, we don't do evil per se. We just go after power in whatever incarnation we can take it in, whether it be through evil means or fairer methods. (This culture bomber is guilty of the fairer methods a lot. But the aliens sell out to me in the end. Maybe with only a few billion killed in sporadic wars rather than terror star alpha stikes and wholesale slaughter.)
On another topic, is the Evil Empire going to rely solely on Bakka's mighty screeching power to make itself known, or should I be sending over some slightly used and (hopefully) totally reprogrammed Yor to help clean the passages in this dusty place? Looks like the old Terror Star of Evil needs some sprucing up to get back into the action a bit more. Drifting around in the far corners of the Meta hiding out is the way the do gooders want the Evil Ones to be: out of sight and out of mind. But there can be no do gooders without a strong evil presence weighing on the good minds! Up and at 'em, Evil Ones!
Edit: Oops, spelling. Typing a bit fast today.
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#484
by Citizen Bakka - 5/26/2004 7:51:39 AM
bah humbug.
my fav footy team lost by 101 points..
and for a laugh have a read of this
People over 35 should be dead.
Here's why ............
According to today's regulators
and bureaucrats, those of us
who were kids in the 40's,
50's, 60's, or even maybe
the early 70's probably
shouldn't have survived.
Our baby cribs were covered
with bright colored lead-based
paint.
We had no childproof lids
on medicine bottles, doors
or cabinets, ... ! and when we
rode our bikes, we had no
helmets.
(Not to mention the risks
we took hitchhiking.)
As children, we would ride
in cars with no seatbelts
or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup
truck on a warm day was
always a special treat.
We drank water from the
garden hose and not from
a bottle.
Horrors!
We ate cupcakes, bread and
butter, and drank soda pop
with sugar in it, but we were
never overweight because
we were always outside
playing.
We shared one soft drink
with four friends, from one
bottle, and no one actually
died from this.
We would spend hours building
our go-carts out of scraps
and then rode down the hill,
only to find out we forgot
the brakes.
After running into the bushes
a few times, we learned to
solve the problem.
We would leave home in the
morning and play all day,
as long as we were back
when the! street lights
came on.
No one was able to
reach us all day.
NO CELL PHONES!!!!!
Unthinkable!
We did not have Playstations,
Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no
video games at all, no 99
channels on cable, video
tape movies, surround
sound, personal cell phones,
personal computers, or Internet
chat rooms.
We had friends!
We went outside and found
them.
We played dodge ball, and
sometimes, the ball would
really hurt.
We fell out of trees, got
cut and broke bones and
teeth, and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.
They were accidents.
No one was to blame but us.
Remember accidents?
We had fights and punched
each other and got black
and blue and learned to get
over it.
We made up games with
sticks and tennis balls and
ate worms, and although we
were told it would happen,
we did not put out very many
eyes, nor did the worms
live inside us forever.
We rode bikes or walked to
a friend's home and knocked
on the door, or rang the
bell or just walked in and
talked to them.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to
learn to deal with disappointment.
Some students weren't as smart as others, so they
failed a grade and were
held back to repeat the
same grade.
Horrors!
Tests were not adjusted
for any reason.
Our actions were our own.
Consequences were expected.
The idea of a parent bailing
us out if we broke a law
was unheard of.
They actually sided
with the law.
Imagine that!
This generation has produced
some of the best risk-takers
and problem solvers and
inventors, ever.
The past 50 years have
been an explosion of
innovation and new
ideas.
We had freedom, failure,
success and responsibility,
and we learned how to deal
with it all.
And you're one of them!
Congratulations!
Please pass this on to others
who have had the luck to grow
up as kids, before lawyers
and government regulated our
lives, for our own good !!!!!
People under 30 are WIMPS !
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If you feel alone and abandoned, consider joining the Guardians of Doom. We are a truly evil bunch of dedicated players.
I'm not asking you to give up on your old empire (you can, if you want), but the Galactic Guardians have SPLIT into Good vs Evil teams for the month of June.
Join us and help the forces of EVIL as only the members of the EVIL EMPIRE can! 
We look forward to the upcoming battle. 
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then maybe i will get post #500! 
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[pop in] adds some blue to the Terror Star of evil [pops out]
    
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| Some sneak Diplo, or G-man or Pirate or... is going to come along and take it. |
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Perhaps. I'll just leave it one closer. 
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Activity in the TSoE? 
Are you going to take #500?
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