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Only took you 4 bloody hours! 
  
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Is that like an Overhood? 
         
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#507
by Veteran Gerakken - 6/3/2004 2:52:11 PM
From Gerakken's personal log about a recent visit to the Terror Star of Evil to check on them:
The bat is still guarding the roost, even if the Terror Star of Evil is in mothballs. What does an evil bat do with all the time when there are no good intruders to chase away or evil agents not from the Evil Empire trying to steal trade secrets (the other evil psycho overlords of the Meta get curious sometimes)? Well, there are still quite a few Torian slaves to toy with. Hours of entertainment, just so long as too many are not roughed up a bit too much during play time or thrown into the furnaces.
Fulgrymm is always busy fixing up the place, and then there are the rodents. He is still deciding if alien porn is evil in his spare time. He needs more samples to be sure, but the trade shipments are a bit infrequent these days. Luckily, I left a load of freebies, courtesy of GROSS, of course. He'll find a case in one of the ventilation shafts when he gets around to that section of the ship. Besides, the mags make great rat killers. Some are even thick enough to whack a Torian out cold. Poor slaves, cursed with overly large and very fragile heads.
Hairy has become quite the bean counting accountant after deciding it was a necessary and evil profession. Running a terror star on a tight budget is always a chore. Cost effective traps and cheap slave chow are always on his mind. Sometimes errant Torians are not played with and thrown into the furnaces in front of the others, they are taking off individually for "special treatment" and not all of them come back. He's saving a ton of money by mixing in small bits of Torian parts with the slaves' meals. Luckily, the Torian slaves may be pretty smart normally, but they are so hungry and desperate right now that they either full well know what the "mystery meat" is and are being cannibals or do not want to know what it is. Turning the furnaces down from white hot blaze blasting at 3500 degrees C to a nominal 1800 C that cremates humans and most aliens quite well is stretching the power core's fuel supply. The price of reactor fuel is always a iffy commodity and stealing a few freebie rods from the now scarce trade ships is not always possible.
Things are really not so bad on the Terror Star of Evil. Hairy has realized that politics can justify anything and there might be a way to market the Evil Empire as a political movement. The Pragmatic Progressive Party prides itself for being tough on crime and deficit reduction. Now he's just waiting for the donations to roll in. Sounds like a plan to me. I wish the Evil Ones luck. I'll try to sneak in and help them when I can when in between my other plots in the Meta.
    
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me, a bean counter? 
i dont know about that, im terrible with budgets.
   
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hi evils....
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YES, i claim #500 for the Evil Empire. 
Let it be known that Evil never dies, just in hibernation.
Resting up for the big one. 
   
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Activity in the TSoE?
Why yes there are some of us still here abouts.
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i belive i just did.
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ahh, good, im starting to hate this cold.
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Activity in the TSoE?
We are ALIVE, ALIVE i tell you.
Are you going to take #500? |
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I think i just did.
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