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if anyone wants to, then why not?
      
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As you lash your Altarian slaves, you think to yourself, “this is a swell day for lashing.” BOOM A gaping hole appears in the hull of your ship followed by a barrage of laser bolts. Space pirates are entering your vessel and the slaves are panicking. You’re being trampled by Altarians as raiders continue to pour into your ship. By the time you’ve killed off enough slaves to get to your feet, the marauders have you surrounded. What will you do?
a) You congratulate the pirates on a fine raid. They deserve a toast. Go to post #32 in the “Empires so tiny there not even ranked” thread.
b) A suicide charge is you only hope! “Die Pirate scum!” Go to post #51 in the “Forget about those sissy empires!” thread.
c) Maybe you can pretend to be one of the Altarian slaves. Maybe even play dead. Go to post #61 in the NEW AND FIRST ALLIANCE TOURNAMENT thread.
     
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Exept if you summon the one who only speaks in capital letters.
And most people would not like him to be close to them too soon
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| As you lash your Altarian slaves, you think to yourself, “this is a swell day for lashing.” BOOM A gaping hole appears in the hull of your ship followed by a barrage of laser bolts. Space pirates are entering your vessel and the slaves are panicking. You’re being trampled by Altarians as raiders continue to pour into your ship. By the time you’ve killed off enough slaves to get to your feet, the marauders have you surrounded. What will you do?a) You congratulate the pirates on a fine raid. They deserve a toast. Go to post #32 in the “Empires so tiny there not even ranked” thread.b) A suicide charge is you only hope! “Die Pirate scum!” Go to post #51 in the “Forget about those sissy empires!” thread.c) Maybe you can pretend to be one of the Altarian slaves. Maybe even play dead. Go to post #61 in the NEW AND FIRST ALLIANCE TOURNAMENT thread. |
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we perfer to use Torian slaves instead, they tastes better, and they are a little bit less anoying when alive.
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yea, but they keep on talking about religion and stuff. i could cut out their tongues, but then that would be kinda silly.
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