it is... Number 400! Hooray for us!
        
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Sorry, I've wanted to do that for a while.
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#404
by Veteran Gerakken - 2/13/2004 3:36:51 AM
| Y'all are welcome to your own opinions on this one...having actually been present when BOTH of them were getting smashed, I'd say it's even money. |
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The problem with the legendary stash is no one else besides Master Yoda knew (or knows) its true size. While I can believe Kit got some Jedi booze, it is a matter of how much and whether it was from the Master's personal collection. The stash is obviously bigger than a six pack and hopefully smaller than a Terror Star. Master Yoda could have easily pulled out a twelve pack out of a warehouse and made my associate think that was the stash. Or, pulled the old Jedi Mind Trick on the inebriated (thus more susceptible) Kit to make him think he got the whole stash during his raid when it was just a fraction. Then it is compounded by the fact that while Kit is a great pirate who brings back generous tribute, his accounting methods when it comes to booze are a little suspect, a trait common to many in GROSS. It seems his efficiency is due partly to the fact that he goes on back to back raids, throwing the looted booze in his ship's hold without counting it until after coming back home to divvy the spoils. All the while, the looted booze is being drank. And his appetite for it is immense, like many of my pirate fellows. No one knows how much he really could be bringing home from any one particular booze raid and no record is being kept of how much looted booze is being consumed in transit, therefore his testimony to the true size of Master Yoda's stash is inherently inaccurate unless Master Yoda's stash was the only stop on the trip and every drop was accounted for. We may never know the truth! Unless, of course, the stash (whether it has to be rebuilt or was never truly plundered fully in the first place) is once again revealed under more controlled circumstances. Rest assured, droid Fog keeps meticulous records and doesn't touch a drop of booze. The truth is out there!
  
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Just sent you an email, Exar.
 
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Is that because you're the odd one?  
Just kiddin'!
     
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Congratulations, M.B.M.!! 
You'll serve the Jedi well! 
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Bwhahaha! I am following you, young Jedi. You can run, but you can’t hide your booze!!! 
  
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