 Welcome to the home of Special Forces.
          
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Dear Most Honored Overlords of the Special Forces,
With the advent of a new forum for interempire communications you would of course understand the great need for “collective security”. In similar fashion to the “donations” made to G.R.O.S.S. within the Galactic Forum, “peace, order, and stability” will be assured with the continued transfer of “contributions” to the Most Humble Empire of G.R.O.S.S. The Standard Operating Procedures you are familiar with will remain in place:
1. Identify freighters ferrying illegal animal pornography with green markings.
2. Identify freighters ferrying beer with brown markings.
3. Identify freighters ferrying wine with red markings.
4. Identify freighters ferrying liquor with bright neon markings.
5. Sail your freighters with minimal escort.
6. Greet G.R.O.S.S. raiders with a smile, not tactical nuclear weapons.
ARRRGH!!! Please consider your empire “advised”.
   
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OK, who painted my ship in neon? That cargo hold may be enlarged, but the Katana is still a warship, not a freighter...that stuff is earmarked for "consumption," not transportation!
  
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Hey Kit - i was thinking - errmmm would it be possible to - say - buy some services from the Pirates ?
You see... i would like to get my hands on all issues of the GC Confidential (its a cheap tabloid full of lies  )and i was thinking that, you - by accident of course - could blow up the freighters distributing it
   
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We are the special forces, the few and very special, the lords of the metaverse and the pitiful G.R.O.S.S pirates still think that that they can bully us into giving them valuable booz. I say they be given so much drink that they spend their short lives in port cutting their numbers down through barfights. It's all going to waste on the normal forces at the moment anyway. And when the G.R.O.S.S are too drunk to fight we can capture Tortuga and lead all away so that they can WALK THE PLANK!!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAH!!!
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Or we could just plant a few nukes in Tortuga and start a short and glorious Metaverse war in which the G.R.O.S.S scum are totally crushed I suppose. So what do you think wombat, booz or war.
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Goblin Cookie too late feels the steel blade slash his throat.
"Ye must learn to respect yer elders Matey." Says Killa Koala. War? with our parent empire? With the ones that took us in when we were just the posse? With the ones that provided us all the booze we could drink. Took us under their wing and made us the great fighters and drinkers we are today? You just think about that a bit matey and maybe I'll fetch a doctor.
As Goblin Cookie gags on the results of a cut juggular, Wombat walks in. "Someone Page a Doctor? Oh he did Killa? Well then. Sorry. I'm on my break."
"Awww man!!!" Says Pontius as he walks in. "You didn't save the scum for me??"
The last thing Goblin cookie hears as his consiousness fades away is racous laughter.
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I mean really. What am I to do? Declare war on my own kids?? Never.
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GROSS may have contributed the core, but we have vets from the Euros, the Canadians, the Fellowship, and the Jedi over here, too. We could always stage another charity match to settle things - between Pontius and Yoda.
GoblinCookie - having the blockade runners on your side in a war is a good thing. Don't think of it as "extortion," but as "payment for services rendered." Besides, the old Southern Seas crew still owns their GROSS stock, so we get a piece of the take.
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....Using magical powers learned when he was part of the Fellowship Goblin is instantly healed and summons a fancy ray gun from thin air and points it at PontiousBruinPilot's head. Firing on low power Pontious is knocked unconsious and slumps patheticly to the ground.
"Now we have the GROSS emperor hostage, we can get the services of your fellow pirates against whoever it is we're supposed to attack free of charge, what do you think then Koala?"
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You must have won everytime you played cops and robbers as a kid
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Mostly beacause grownups have to spend more than an hour a day in the real world. Why they don't all die from computer depridation I have no idea.
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Goblin: go right ahead and teach that old pirate some NEW tricks! Being a Wombat of Influence, I say suck 'em dry, take the profits, keep them as the front men doing all the dirty work and walk away clean. Sweeeeeeeeeeet!
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Oh please, you can do better than a 2nd grade oh no you didn't shoot me It missed. Oh I have magical powers. Pathetic.
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OK lets respond in kind. Poof. Pontius summuns invinceable magic powers and gets away. Oh boy that was fun....I think I'll spare everyone the idiocy. Have fun.
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Sorry to interupt the banter guys... just been testing AP managed to post a large/suicidal for 59910 meta points..
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Jaws,
Have you noticed any specific ways that "suicidal" is more difficult than Maso? Just more bonuses for the AI, or does there seem to be anything else to it?
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Sorry to be so harsh but I'm not going to get into a my magic powers are invinceable, no mine are more invinceable game. They tend to go nowhere.
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