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| I write to an audience of animals, kitten-loving pirates, dyslexic Aussies, Star Wars wanna-bes, and Americans, and you say that I have a sense of the bizarre? |
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I don't think I fall into any of those categories.....
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| I don't think I fall into any of those categories..... |
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worse u are a Brit.
| Star-Wars wannabes? Where? Let me at 'em I won't have anyone impersonating Jedi |
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leave some of them to me!
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There are always exceptionf of the rules, Kuunos.
In this case u are one
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Icho
I am English, I just live in Sydney... Best of both worlds really.
I'm from Essex, Exar.. I notice you are a scrumpy drinking person
 
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Icho
I am American, I live in Blacksburg... Best of both worlds really.
I'm from Fairfax, Exar.. I notice you are not a scrumpy drinking person
(edit: fudge! beat by a few seconds. for my revenge, i continue to imitate Jaws.  )
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#337
by Veteran TheQuack - 2/16/2004 7:20:09 PM
Should've known better than to mess with Da Killa. 
But you did forget one part of the story...
“Hey guys, what a cruel joke to pull. And just when we had a visit from… ah… oh… oh my… is that legal?”
Killa wasn't turned on by the display in front of him - but part of him wanted to watch. He pulled up a barstool. Was it curiosity? Morbid fascination? Killa didn't think about the why. He just pulled out a long-stemmed cigarette filter, rolled a eucalyptus leaf into it, and lit up.
Pontius was the first to go, of course. A black sheep in a flock of white ones attracted as much attention as a redhead bimbo in Tokyo. Afterwards, the sheep-farmers split up their attention amongst the remaining sheep, their passions fuelled by the pub's well-stocked collection of beer.
Two of the Kiwis were having a break, thinking what to do next. One of them suddenly jumped up, spilling his mate's beer in the process.
"Mete! METE! Chek out da won on da stewl!"
"Omigawd! Deet's a breewn won! BREEWN!"
"I's niva ad a breewn won! Es mein! Yeu ken hev im wen I's dunn!"
"Cheers, bro!"
"No wurreis, bro!"
  
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Other notable POMS
Evil Steve
Mr. Furious
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I take my leave before PETA arrives with a paddy wagon.
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Originally form Grays, then moved to Colchester..
Spent many a long night wandering the streets of Southend and Basildon(used to be scary, although I did go to college there at one point).
Played colts rugby for Thurrock many moons ago.
Then on to Bucks, followed by a few years in Harrogate, N. Yorkshire before finding bliss in Sydney..
Made even better by events on 22nd November 2003
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Hold on! Check out the sign the tall sheep is holding -  Link
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Its just somekind of dislike for driving the wrong side of the road guys, nothing against english persons.
Just to clear this up
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