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Hey allies - do we want to follow up the idea of all changing our empire icon to the same thing for a month? |
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After pumping this one through Kit's virtual G.R.O.S.S. meeting chamber, the response is "no". I'm sure Pontius and Gerakken know why, but if either of you have a different result from your virtual G.R.O.S.S. meeting chambers, let me know.
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Awww...why not Kitty? It's only for a month? Good fun, ya?
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Good fun. We Jedi would like to do the Change for the benifit of the Alliance
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Here is an example of why the Jedi maybe still have a chance
Redneck Jedi
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss a NASCAR interview with any of the Allisons.
10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side ... it'll be a hoot."
12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
15. You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
19. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
20. If you hear: "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle."
21. If you're wife has to ask you to get the Hyperdrive motivator out of the Bathtub.
22. If when addressing the Jedi Council you use "Bubba" for more than half of them.
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Awww...why not Kitty? It's only for a month? Good fun, ya? |
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Some within the empire are dead set against it.
Pirates only hoisted the jolly roger when they were attacking. It's not like they sailed under it all the time.
[Message Edited]
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Choose Your Own Adventure Booze Raid
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Furballs and feathers go flying onboard your frigate as the gravity cuts out. You’re not sure if the space pirates intentionally targeted your gravity generators until you see a band of marauders charging onto the bridge wearing zero-G boots. “Avast ye scallywags! Hand over yer booze!” If only your crew wasn’t performing a floating ballet, you might be able to repulse the intruders. What will you do?
a) In a desperate attempt to distract the pirates, your crew starts to perform “Cats”. Go to post #61 in the NEW AND FIRST ALLIANCE TOURNAMENT thread.
b) It seems the pirates have you beat this time. You invite them to join your crew at the ship’s pub before they head off with your precious cargo. Go to post #32 in the “Empires so tiny there not even ranked” thread.
c) You start kicking like a mad animal trying to reach the comm panel. If you can reach it and send out a distress signal, help would arrive shortly. Go to post #51 in the “Forget about those sissy empires!” thread.
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Sam Ben - I sent you mail too - email me back!
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Wombie,
Got the message at the Smacked Penguin, but no genuine email...
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hang on. from memory u iz da buggerer of sheep.. |
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yeah, but i do it with style and panache.
dinner, a movie, a nice run in the paddock, and then back to my place.
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Choose Your Own Adventure Booze Raid |
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LMAO the D and D geeks will really love this one. Just like old times and those cheap adventure novels. Turn to page 4, now do 10 pushups. Couldn't do 10 geek? Well turn to page 542. Now stand on your head. Turn to Page 58. Too Funny.
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Maple flavoured popcorn with paper serviettes may be our main problem at the Colone War
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So our job is to kill everyone in all three of those empires?!?! I don't think we're being paid enough booze to do our part.
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