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Only the best Marsh beer for us. Never touch that stinking swamp stuff.
Our official alliance song describes why we will win.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
          
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Been more than 24 hours... UNACCEPTABLE!!! 
Zo! You vant a schpanking from zee KitVarrior, ja? Zen you vill get your schpanking... vis my Klaw of Pain!!! Bad Schpecial Forces! Bad! You should know better than to schpite your allies, ja! 
   
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| Bah! Been there, done that. Nobody can kill us except us. We pirates have honor, so despite your attitude we will gladly uphold the alliance. But, come April, if some pirates start going on a Goblin hunt, then that is a different story. |
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Word is, he's not even a Goblin. He's a Toadie.
A stale cookie.
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Tsk tsk. Didn't even know you were our allies toadie??? Think you can get with the program???
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Public anouncement concerning the Clone Wars:
Spellforce has agreed to set a private forum for our Alliance at the Senat Hall!
So please all mambers of the Alliance report in, register at the forum and shout out to Spell for beeing member of the Alliance (TriForces till decided an other name)
End anouncement
 
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Nice to see that my investments are paying off... 
 
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| WARNING! There are rumors that the Galactic Guardians are funding destablization activities against our empire. |
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It's about time that 1000 BCs toward destabalization started paying off! I was going to have to sell the Alexians another tech for 200 BC/50 months to get the budget back in line!
Sorry to hear your wife is giving you flak, Cypher! I try to make some time for my wife every night so she doesn't get on that kick. Usually can sneak away by 9 PM if everything goes right! 
 
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| WARNING! There are rumors that the Galactic Guardians are funding destablization activities against our empire. This weekend my wife and I had a talk about my computer gaming time - and how I need to do less. I blame the GG for funding this effort in light of the upcoming clone wars.... We'll see what I can do.... she falls asleep earlier than I do... |
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Cypher. The solution is to play nothing this week. Don't turn it on. Pay all kinds of attention to her. Then you can get more time next month.
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#471
by Citizen Exar Kuun - 2/23/2004 3:43:42 PM
Okay continuing on the slightly mysoginistic front:
Finally, the guys side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to most every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends give you.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 mo. ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Chris. Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes?
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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gotta give that to my girlfriend
 
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| Your a brave man Aaberg, so how long were you together again? |
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So soon the Centurions will be a one man empire again
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