Join the most feared space pirates in the Metaverse! Join G.R.O.S.S.!!! ARRRGH!!! We’re not concerned about game alignment, skill level, style of game play, place of origin, or amount of participation. Our motto is JUST WIN!!! Come sail under the Jolly Roger and Get Rid Of Slimy alienS!!! by following this  Link
        
| |
|
Join now and receive the Exclusive Edition Ruby Eye Patch! 
- centerpiece ruby provides infrared vision in addition to a lock cutting magna-laser
- matches beautifully with your Special Edition Blood Red Jack Boots (guaranteed to prolong the sheen of fresh blood!)
The first ten recruits also receive High-grade Tristrontium Vibra-Rapiers! 
Don’t wait! Don’t hesitate! Don’t be a sissy!
| |
|
Sissy-coward-chickinz iz what they iz!!! Don't be a scared female sibling of a farm fowl! Visit Tortuga and join the space pirates of G.R.O.S.S.!
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Sirian - That's a very good point. Taking on some wimps for training purposes is such a crazy idea, it might actually work!
damoose - But the snacks! What about the snacks! What are you going to do if I take away all the snacks? Oh the Zombanity! 
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
This place has become a bit too quiet.  Lemme see... lemme see... I know! Let's have a singing competition!
The Trilling Trial of Tortuga!!!
Da rulez:
1) Post some verses people can sing.
2) This is friendly ribbing so... suck it up!
3) That's it. No other rulez.
I shall begin...
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
Way up north where the cold wind blows
People up there ain't got no souls
How do they make their livin'?
Clubbin' the baby seals!
Soft brown eyes and snow white fur
They cry like babies when they die
How do they do their killin'?
Clubbin' with hockey sticks!
They roam all day and roam all night
Ain’t got no way to feel the cold
How come their never unfed?
Snackin’ on baby seals!
The other folks they hate them
Can’t stand the smell of bacon
How do we kill the undead?
Burnin’ the corpses up!
| |
|
| Hey I though you were changing the name of the pirate empire from G.R.O.S.S. to F.A.L.L. (Friendly Alien Loving Losers |
|
Naaaah We convinced chocolate chip cookie that was more appropriate for him.
I'm sure I read that in one of the threads around here... Hummm.. Actually I'm sure it was in the G.R.O.S.S. thread
Actually we filed it in my office under your head on my wall.
     
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Kit: 50 cents!
Chorus: "Yes, KitWarrior for 50 cents!"
Kit: Well how do you like them apples?
| |
|
|
|
Looks like G.R.O.S.S. is going to win by default. Maybe singing a hearty tune is simply in pirate blood. C'mon you scallywags! Undead! Special Folks! Sorcerers! Farmers! Euros! Force Lovers! Beyond Types! Aldar Worshipers! Evil Ones! Dipsticks! ...and I suppose ANZACs too.  Show us what you've got! Bring it on!
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Oh yeah... the recruiting... JOIN G.R.O.S.S.!!! We'll teach you the difference between a cappella and a contralto! 
| |
|
|
|
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
SPONGE-BOOOOOOOB
SQUARE-PANTS!
~Sponge-Bob playing his nose like a flute~
 
| |
|
I love that show!
Theoden, I'm about to disqualify you for not coming up with your own lyrics.  Not in da rulez you say? Sure it is!
1) a) Use any tune, but create your own lyrics.
and while I'm at it...
2) a) Kit can make new rulez whenever he wants!
| |
|
Oh, pooh.
I'm not feeling very creative right now.
| |
|
#24
by Citizen Hegetaga - 2/6/2004 3:45:59 PM
Give me a G.
Give me an R.
Give me an O.
give me an S.S.
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?
Yea, come on all of you pirate men,
capn Pontius needs your help again.
He got himself in a terrible fight
way down yonder in aussie land
put down your ale and pick up a gun
we're gonna have a whole lot of fun
(chorus below)
and its 1,2,3 what are we doin here
dont ask me i dont give a damn
as long as theirs ale on hand
and its 5,6,7 open up them cigar crates
and we aint got no time to wonder why
whoopie! we're all getting high
Well come on boys, lets move fast
the drinking contest, has come at last
gotta go out and get real drunk
and then start rubbin the funk
and you know that victory can only be won
when you've out drunk them one by one
Chorus
Well come on people
dont be slow
cause these raids are a go go go
theres plenty of smiles to be made
by providing G.R.O.S.S. with the tools of their trade
just hope and pray that if we've come
we've only come for the rum
Chorus
Well come on disgruntled througout the land
pack your bags, off to Tortuga's sand
c'mon all dont hesitate
join up now, before its too late
be the first one on your block to have a new KitWarrior clock!
Chorus
[Message Edited]
| |
|
|
|
|
