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FIRST FISH
Morning.
SECOND FISH
Morning.
THIRD FISH
Morning.
FOURTH FISH
Morning.
THIRD FISH
Morning.
FIRST FISH
Morning.
SECOND FISH
Morning.
FOURTH FISH
What's new?
FIRST FISH
Not much.
FIFTH AND SIXTH FISH
Morning.
THE OTHERS
Morning, morning, morning.
FIRST FISH
Frank was just asking what's new.
FIFTH FISH
Was he?
FIRST FISH
Yeah. Uh huh...
THIRD FISH
Hey, look. Howard's being eaten.
SECOND FISH
Is he?
[They move forward to watch a waiter serving a large grilled fish to a
large man.]
SECOND FISH
Makes you think doesn't it?
FOURTH FISH
I mean... what's it all about?
FIFTH FISH
Beats me.
        
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Well, one and a half were during work, while I was waiting for software to load. 
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I can handle that. 
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Greldon,
Sorry to hear you're still having trouble...I have still not even tried to download the update. 
     
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#3685
by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 10:44:40 AM
"Fleshling, we are the Yor Collective and these worlds belong to us."
"Oh please stop with all this rubbish," muttered Arthur. Turning to Ford he asks, "Just where are we anyway?"
Marvin drones, "Hell, we're all bound for it. I live in it. Oh to be the greatest mind in the galaxy and look where I am..."
Ford chimes in cheerfully. "Have a look in the Guide. I am fairly certain these things are called Yors or something like that."
Exasperated, Arthur says, "Of course they are. The chap in the corner has been prattling on and on about 'these worlds are ours'. Haven't you been listening?" Arthur taps a few keys on the Guide and says, "Ah, here it is..."
The console lights up and the Guide reports: "The Yor are some kind of perverse life form created by the accidental shipping of a toy soldier through time to capitalize on a future marketing scheme. Sirius Cybernetics was found at fault and sued when lawyers came backward through the temporal vortex and filed the appropriate charges. The lawyers became quite rich after the settlement when they deposited the money before going forward through time and have been reported to be living a grand life on Betelgeuse on the interest alone.
The guide continues: "The Yor are rather a silly race found to be ill suited for anything other than making repetitive statements of ownership. In his revised books Ooolong Caluphid has cited the Yor as actually being God's biggest blunder. The Yor are harmless to travellers, however, as they are constatntly being destroyed by the Galactic Guardians who, having discovered the temporal loop used by the aforementioned lawyers, continually travel back and forth through time, wiping out the Yor on each visit.
"Oh what a tedious existence," muttered Arthur.
"It all is," intoned Marvin. "Try my life, oh never mind, you're not smart enough."
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Looks like he wants his 3rd place medal back. ... Which brings me to ask, can there be more than 1 former 3rd place medal. I seem to have stolen it from someone and I see that JaxomCa does not have one.
Also, if you had 1st place and drop to 4th, do you still keep the former 1st place, or does it drop to former 3rd? Just wondering.
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More! More! 
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Good morning everybody! I had to get up and check my stats just to make sure I wasn't dreaming about that win.
  
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Hey, littlewotts! Great job!!!
I just checked our position and somebody just submitted a game...we're only about 8k points away from MWC now!
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That's two small victories for me today.
I don't know why you guys hate the Yor so much. They're just to pathetic for me to hate. The last game I just looked at them hard and they wet themselves. Then they procceded to try and thwart me by surrendering to the Torians, who just happened to ally with me the next turn. Game Over. Bonzi wins. I was almost tempted to give the Yor battleship tech. before I declared war just to make it sporting.
  
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I just had to pick myself up off the floor......
Great job, UB!
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They always do that, you are about to wipe the last planet and they surrender to the other AI's, metallic chickens!!!! 
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That was wet, or oil leaking from the metallic underwear???
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The name of the liquid you saw is called Yorine!!!!!
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It's tough in the top ten! 
