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Ok, it's Friday and that means a new edition of Jester's Corner. Due to the admins mentioning my content at their site, I backed down the jokes a bit there. So, I'll throw in a text joke along with your standard image. I'll sent that out a little later today, so drop me a line if you want it. So far, I have Terl, Theoden, and Lothmorg. 
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Now that I've got a wife and baby...I can't imagine going to bed after 1 AM! 
Of course, when I was single, I stayed up all night long and I never thougth twice about it...
  
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I was up with my little one until 4am this morning. Poor little thing was puking all over the place. 
  
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Oooohhh, sorry Loth! That sucks...any idea what was wrong?
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When I was working, I would get up around 6:30am and head to bed about 2:00am, I don't need much sleep, yet.
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No, but I'm sure it will pass. Her cousin had it the night before and she's fine now. Since they're together all day, she probably picked it up from her.
Kids get sick. It happens. They get better. Life is good.
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So this is what I get to look forward too....  Well, as long as I can teach them to put my tv remote back where they found it, I'm cool.
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I think I posted this before, but I got lost in a flurry of posting.  Link
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Woohoo! I got my serial for AP! Installing it now. Man, I love my cable modem. Downloading at 351KB/Sec. 
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I liked Terls funny stories so much I thought I'd try one myself...here goes.
At a bar on a space station just outside the Wardel system Undead Bonzi, and the leaders of the Drenigne, Arcean, Altarian, and Torian empires are having a quiet drink. Suddenly the leader of the Yor walks in and says,
"Undead Bonzi, I have found you at last. We the Yor have come to demand tribute from you or we will spread you on our toast!"
Undead replies, "And if I don't pay?"
"You have no choice, if you do not pay we will crush you under our feet with our mighty battleships and combat transports," thunders the Yor leader, "We know you only have one piddly corvet gaurding your entire empire."
"Ahh, I don't think I'll pay," replies Undead as he sets his drink down and walks to the door.
"Ahh, running away weak fleshling?" taunts the Yor. "It does not matter where you go, we will destroy you!"
Undead pauses at the door, turns and says, "Oh really?"
"Yes, the Yor are superior!" snaps the Yor leader.
With that Undead turns to the other leaders who are drinking at the bar and says, "A tech for every idividual component of this Yor that you bring to me tommorow."
and then he walks out the door. As he walks down the hall the sounds of metalic screaming fill the bar behind him.......
   
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Hi guys.
Great stories Absolutely loved the Ford and Arthur one Terl - Douglas Adams couldn't have written it better himself
Anyway, just a quick POP! and thought I'd let you know we're still 6k behind MWF, but just overhauled the Canadians
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UB, that was good!
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We have yet another new addition to the Guardians. Welcome Folaoke.
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Mwah hahahahahahah
The misery I inflict on the Yor never ends!
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Great stuff guys!! I love these stories!
Welcome to the Galactic Guardians, Folaoke! Please stop in and introduce yourself! I'll get the website updated immediately! If you haven't been there, our website is at this Link
As Terl mentioned, we have a private forum located at this Link Once you register, I'll get you set up to see our forum (it's invisible to everybody else).
Outstanding job, everyone!!! I get the feeling the Canadians won't sit still for this one, though, so we need to keep it up! Congrats to Magnum for another Huge/Maso POP, and pushing us past the Undead!
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JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
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