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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?

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Raven's Claw (The Galactic Guardians Empire Thread)

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#3775 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 2:19:48 PM

Ahhh...the unmistakable sound of Law & Order!

Never seen it.

'Course I don't have time for much TV anyway.

#3776 by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 3/12/2004 2:21:21 PM

'Course I don't have time for much TV anyway.

Too busy killin' Yor!!

I try to watch Special Victims Unit when I can...good show!

#3777 by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 2:26:03 PM

Back in Dagobah, Arkansas Yoda-Bob tries to teach his new Redneck-Jedi apprentice Luke the ways of the F150. "Heeeyah, downshift this baby afore you go inta the mud, boy."

"But Yoda-Bob ain't we gotta swing by Tatooine fer some more Bud? I gotta hot date with Leia Sue t'night"

"Luke, your sister she is."

"Heck, I knowed that, but so what. My ma's my aunt too so's its all good."

#3778 by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 3/12/2004 2:27:22 PM

Terl's on a roll!

#3779 by Citizen littlewotts_ - 3/12/2004 2:28:10 PM

My ma's my aunt too so's its all good."

Ok, is there some secret of getting from friednly to close on the relations?

#3780 by Citizen amulekbird - 3/12/2004 2:31:44 PM

Bill Gates: So, uh, Mr. XP64, it says here that you'd like to work for Microsoft?

XP64: Yes, sir. Even though I know how you fleshlings feel about the Yor, I would like to be a contributing member of your society.

Bill Gates: No, no problem at all. I have the perfect job for you. (He pushes a button on his desk. In walk some burly geeks.) Fred and Bruce, have Mr. XP64 get to work immediately. Use his programming to make our next useless operating system. Oh, and his body, well, I need a new trash can.

#3781 by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 2:31:55 PM

"Dang Leia Sue yer lookin' good t'night."

"Thank ye. It's that new frictionless clothing pa got fer me down at Miller's. Them flowers for me?"

"Yep, I was hopin' we could move from friendly to close."

#3782 by Citizen littlewotts_ - 3/12/2004 2:36:08 PM

Yep, I was hopin' we could move from friendly to close

I about fell out of my chair!

#3783 by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 2:37:28 PM

"Yep, I was hopin' we could move from friendly to close."

"Jest so's you know. Ma says I ain't old enough to move to alliance though."

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#3784 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 2:38:29 PM

Excellent Terl!

#3785 by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 2:39:07 PM

Excellent Terl!

Thanks. I like double entendres....

#3786 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 2:41:59 PM

Well, here I am after 30 long days.
Went from 0 to 10th and from Ensign to Fleet Admiral in that time.

My secret? Vitameatavegamin! You too, can have the strength and stamina to defeat the Yor!
Vitameatavegamin is the only vitamin filled drink with the necessary protein and vegetables everyone needs to crush those pesky varments. Order your today!

#3787 by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 2:46:10 PM

"Look at the teeth marks in that frigate. This was no accident. You got yourselves a great red space shark out there...."

#3788 by Citizen undead bonzi - 3/12/2004 2:53:37 PM

Ahh another small contribution to the empire. I think I'll try a medium map this time.

#3789 by Citizen Magnumaniac - 3/12/2004 2:53:41 PM

Am I glad I'm not paying all your wages for a days work today

Terl, you're an absolute genius

#3790 by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 2:56:16 PM

Terl, you're an absolute genius

Awww ~blushing~ I try to bring a smile or two

#3791 by Veteran Terl - 3/12/2004 3:02:08 PM

Back on the Heart of Gold, Ford says, "C'mon Arthur listen to me. Those Yor fellows were quite nice actually."

"Oh knock it off Ford. I've met nicer chaps on South End than those Yors. All that prattling and yapping about fleshling this and fleshling that was a bit too much. I need a cup of tea."

"Well, alright then, you have a point. But I am saying we should at least send them a gift or something, you know, to say thanks and all."

"Fine then. We'll send them some haggis."

Historians are still puzzled over the sudden disappearance of the Yor. They were able to discover, after much digging, an opened package and the remains of what turned out to be some odd bits of sheep in some sort of baloon like thing.

#3792 by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 3/12/2004 3:13:31 PM

My secret? Vitameatavegamin! You too, can have the strength and stamina to defeat the Yor!
Vitameatavegamin is the only vitamin filled drink with the necessary protein and vegetables everyone needs to crush those pesky varments. Order your today!

And it's tasty, too!

#3793 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 3:14:27 PM

And it's tasty, too!

And only 44 proof.

#3794 by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 3/12/2004 3:15:50 PM

That was a great episode!

#3795 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 3:17:51 PM

Indeed!

#3796 by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 3/12/2004 3:17:55 PM

5 Mid-Western Confederation 2743533
6 The Galactic Guardians 2737949
7 Canadian Star Federation 2735125

Ahh another small contribution to the empire. I think I'll try a medium map this time

UB!!

#3797 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 3:18:13 PM

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

#3798 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 3:18:32 PM

We'd better watch out for pirates...

#3799 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 3/12/2004 3:18:42 PM

They're quick.

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