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Indeed! 
Ugh...Monday morning is getting to me here at work. 
          
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Our hate of the Yor seems to be different for all of us. I despise their mechanical lifelessness and their arrogance. No robotic monstrosity will ever tell me that they will rule over me. 
Hey, a good hate of the Torians is also healthy! I love watching the fishies burn just as much as the Yor! 
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1. I hate machines with an attitude.
2. Because they're YOR.
3. Because they're YOR.
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| I'm also developing a deep hatred for the Drath. |
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I kinda like the Drath. Definitely a tie between the Torians and Altarians on my "who to kill after the Yor" list. 
| Sometimes I feel part Yor cranking out 2 or 3 masos a night |
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Someone take care of that quickly please  I think the ashtray factory is running low on raw materials.
   
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I'm with Greldon...the Drath have earned a special spot in hell, right beside the Yor. For a new empire, they certainly have a lot of gall thinking they can conquer the Guardians...of course, they are always wrong.
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| I'm always surprised at hteir lack of respect for the Guardians...don't they know who we are? |
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Hopefully, we haven't in GalCiv an AI similar to the Guardians. Think about it, an AI that can use effectively TS, culturab bombing, whose sole aim is to destroy human. Scary. Or is if the secret level behind maso? 
    
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| I'm always surprised at their lack of respect for the Guardians |
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Now that is behaviour that leads to a requirement for "positive education"
Personally, I like all races to periodically come to me and offer me nice little gifts in exchange for their continued existence. Even better that they do this when my military rating is zero 
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| Today’s topic: YOR, Ashtrays or Space Dust? |
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Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show!
Today, we have a great show planned for you! Yor: Ashtrays or Space Dust?
First, let's speak to our guest, X-91 of the Yor Collective.
X...may I call you X? So X...it appears the Galactic Guardians have an insatiable desire to eradicate your race from the galaxy. Well, I've got a surprise for you! Please welcome Greldon of the Guardians!
BOOM!
Oh, my...it seems Greldon just put a very large hole in X's chest plate. I don't think X's friends in the audience will like that...they're rushing to the stage!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Well, it appears we have an answer to our topic of the day...ASHTRAYS!
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| Today’s topic: YOR, Ashtrays or Space Dust? |
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Whilst there is always demand for good quality, genuine YOR-cranium ashtrays, the recent explosive rate of Guardian activity has led to the market becoming somewhat saturated at this time
It is therefore in the best interests of all concerned that all YOR systems should immediately be turned into space dust
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| It is therefore in the best interests of all concerned that all YOR systems should immediately be turned into space dust |
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Announcement from eBay.com.
Today's earlier unplanned outage of the eBay.com service appears to have not been a deliberate denial-of service attack.
An eBay user, going by the pseudonym "Greldon", listed 725 billion identical items at ridiculously low prices.
The origin and authenticity of these 'genuine' YOR-cranium ashtrays cannot be verified at this time, but Greldon assures us that he personally extracted the cranial units used for each and every one of them and claims to have "plenty more where they came from".
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Hey guys...going to lunch. Be back later!
BTW, haven't seen Terl here in a while...you okay Terl?
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Well I'm off home after another hard day's work
Catch y'all later on.
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