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Raven's Claw (The Galactic Guardians Empire Thread)

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#7900 by Veteran Disciple777 - 4/12/2004 2:57:19 PM

7900 for the pirates.
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#7901 by Citizen Evil Druid - 4/12/2004 2:58:17 PM

"Yoricide" a crime?

I though thats how we earn badges.

#7902 by Veteran Terl - 4/12/2004 3:00:36 PM

Breaking News!!!!!Yortown.-XY3-1.3462 (Capital of the Yor Empire). In an unprecedent event, the Yor Empire has nominated a carbon base individual to be the Master Diplomat for the Yor Empire. The Pirate better knows as The Renegade has been nominated by the Yor Empire to represent them in the Galactic Tribunal where the Guardian Empire is been indicted under the charges of "Yoricide", "Crimes against the Yor" among many more. More news to come in the next edition of "Good Morning Yoriland".

Unfortunately, this new position of yours makes you, in the minds of the Guardians a Yor, and therefore subject to the special dispensation we offer to the Yor and any allied with them, at no charge BTW.

Maybe you should sail on back to, and remain in, Tortuga.

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#7903 by Veteran Disciple777 - 4/12/2004 3:01:15 PM

(that is my professional opinion too, but I have been selected to act in behalf of the Yor, so I have to stick to the facts now).

Time to serve the warrants to the Guardians, but first I have to find some Yors to volunteer for the task.

#7904 by Citizen Evil Druid - 4/12/2004 3:04:45 PM

first I have to find some Yors to volunteer for the task.

Please, Send us Yor.

#7905 by Citizen Greldon - 4/12/2004 3:24:13 PM

Time to serve the warrants to the Guardians, but first I have to find some Yors to volunteer for the task.

Be sure to tell these volunteers that any warrants they intend to serve will be vaporized along with the courier. The elimination of the Yor can't be called genocide, but instead should be refered to as Pesticide! Oh, and should any of the Guardians named in your warrants decide to appear at these hearings, it will be to Greldonize the infected system.

Have a nice day!

For Honor and Justice!

#7906 by Veteran Disciple777 - 4/12/2004 3:30:24 PM

355 Yor vessels are going your way to serve the warrants.

#7907 by Veteran Terl - 4/12/2004 3:38:50 PM

355 Yor vessels are going your way to serve the warrants.

355 vessels have been Greldonized. Their route has been backtracked and terror stars have vaporized the point of origin.

#7908 by Citizen littlewotts_ - 4/12/2004 3:43:22 PM

terror stars have vaporized the point of origin

I like to blow up stuff.

#7909 by Veteran Terl - 4/12/2004 3:49:00 PM

I like to blow up stuff.

Does this also include special prosecutors working for the Yor?

#7910 by Citizen Greldon - 4/12/2004 3:51:40 PM

I like to blow up stuff.

And a fine job you did! My compliments, Vice Admiral Littlewotts!

#7911 by Citizen Magnumaniac - 4/12/2004 3:52:17 PM

More news to come in the next edition of "Good Morning Yoriland".

Due to unforseen circumstances (i.e. complete and utter Greldonization of the Yor homeworld), "Good Morning Yoriland" has now been removed from circulation.

The remnants of it's office may be discovered in a cloud of space dust that now occupies the former location of the Yor homeworld. However, the chances of finding anything large enough to prove that the Yor ever existed are about as good as finding a snowball in Hell!

#7912 by Citizen damoose - 4/12/2004 3:55:32 PM

"Gone with the Guardians"

Too funny....

Any Yor parts have been turned over to the Guardians for Greldonization

Hey??? I'm sure Tech could use some of those.

And to all who participated... D&mn fine story line.

#7913 by Citizen Greldon - 4/12/2004 3:56:44 PM

Does this also include special prosecutors working for the Yor?

I fear the special prosecutor anticipated our strike and so was not present at the hearings. The Renegade continues to elude all authorities.

#7914 by Citizen Evil Druid - 4/12/2004 4:13:52 PM

The elimination of the Yor can't be called genocide, but instead should be refered to as Pesticide!

Someone should start a collection of the greatest guardian quotes for future reference.

#7915 by Citizen Greldon - 4/12/2004 4:24:40 PM

Someone should start a collection of the greatest guardian quotes for future reference.

So ED, does this mean you accept the position, and what should it be called?

#7916 by Citizen littlewotts_ - 4/12/2004 4:36:40 PM

And a fine job you did! My compliments, Vice Admiral Littlewotts!

Thank you Greldon.

Does this also include special prosecutors working for the Yor?

I specialize in potato cannons, so I guess so.

#7917 by Citizen Evil Druid - 4/12/2004 4:38:01 PM

So ED, does this mean you accept the position, and what should it be called?

I don't know, 317 pages to search for the greastest guardian gems. Position, Quotemaster. Record, The Wisdom of the Guardians, (Famous quotes and sayings)

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#7918 by Veteran Disciple777 - 4/12/2004 5:03:48 PM

Due to lack of eveidences the Tribunal has been cancelled. The Yor Empire has complained to the Galactic authorities, but to no avail.

The Renegade has resumed his travel campaign towards the FOTR space and send his condolences to all the Yors that so bravely died in the call of duty.

Adios Amigos!!!!

#7919 by Citizen Greldon - 4/12/2004 5:09:16 PM

I don't know, 317 pages to search for the greastest guardian gems.

A daunting task, no doubt. Call it job security. Remember, the pages of this thread contain the entire history of the Galactic Guardians, except for posts in the other empire threads. But that’s too much to ask.

You could start a thread in the Guardian Halls, which could be edited as you go. Theoden could copy it from there to the Guardian website from time to time. You could research the old posts at your leisure, but add new quotes as they happen, more or less. All of this would be entirely at your discretion, of course.

#7920 by Citizen Major Dallas - 4/12/2004 5:40:30 PM

GNN Special News Bulletin

We interrupt your GalCiv game(s) to bring you late-breaking news regarding the recent indictment of top executives involved in the pyramid scheme known as "Yor-r-Us," and the ongoing manhunt for the criminal known only as The Renegade. Sources close to the investigations, speaking on anonymity, have now confirmed that The Renegade is none other than Martha Stewart. Substantiating evidence for this seemingly incredible claim have been pointed out in two books heavily marketed by the short-lived Yor-R-Us chain: "101 Simple Projects with Spare Yor Parts" and "Cooking Yor Best.

" Hear all the details in our full reports at 6 and 11.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled battle(s), already in progress.

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#7921 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 4/12/2004 5:55:02 PM

Lothmort "the stomper"

Anyone have any idea who this might be? A new Guardian? Sounds like a wild and crazy guy.

[popping out again]

#7922 by Citizen Greldon - 4/12/2004 6:00:34 PM

The Renegade is none other than Martha Stewart.

ROTFLMAO

#7923 by Citizen Magnumaniac - 4/12/2004 6:05:48 PM

????????????????????????

This is obviously a culture thing, but who is Martha Stewart?

#7924 by Citizen Evil Druid - 4/12/2004 6:14:01 PM

This is obviously a culture thing, but who is Martha Stewart

You mean there are places on earth safe from the Martha Stewart empire.

Martha Stewart:

Worlds most famous homemaker, magazines, books, TV shows, products. Convicted inside stock trader. Consider yourself lucky Magnum for not knowing

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