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The Cap'n goes to inspect the sausage Grinder and finds a couple bright blue feathers.
Uh oh, I'd better look into this.
COOOOOOK!!!! Were the inspectors here last night?
Cook. No what's wrong.
Cap'n: Oh nothing then. Carry on.
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I tried that and the score was almost 1/3 of the military conquest. 
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In the early days, Back when Gigantic Maso got you 1000 points, that was the highest scoring victory condition.
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HMMMM I'm going to have to write a meta epic. A trilogy. "Lord of the Spam." Movie version coming to a theater near you.
BUBBA!!! NOT THE OLY!!! NOT THE SCHAFFER!!!! NOT THE COORS AND BUD!!!! Cast that Spam onto the track!!!!! DESTROY IT!!! BUBBAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Noooo.
The Hearts of Junior fans, are easily corrupted.
He ate the spam,
Well part of it. But the Spam betrayed him, To his death. 
Gordon won the title.  AND Evil was aloud to stand.
So the Spam lay quiet and getting moldy, well ok it couldn't really get any worse than it already was. But for 2,000 years, it waited for a Can to hop in....
Too be continued.
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AN ODE TO SPAM(tm)
Oh SPAM(tm)! Oh SPAM(tm)! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.
What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.
On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM(tm) hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.
More than mere food, SPAM(tm) is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.
Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM(tm) when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.
Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM(tm) for gelatinous glaze.
That glistening pinkness beckons me
with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM(tm), my SPAM(tm) - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.
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Spam I Am
My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I'd like to sell.
Take a look! It's really swell!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
$500 software that really rocks!
Just 20 bucks--still in the box!
You are really full of bunk.
I do not want your bootleg junk!
I do not want your worthless Spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
How about some fast cash?
Fifty Thousand in a flash!!!
How stupid do you think I am?
I won't join your shady scam.
You are a sucker, you silly gitch.
If it worked, we'd all be rich!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
Check out this great idea of mine!
For Web Hosting and Design!
I went to your site; it really sucks!
For this you're charging lots of bucks?
You could at least learn to spell.
Why don't you just go to hell.
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.
Don't pretend your ads are new.
You insult us when you do.
I won't buy your worthless stocks.
Our heads are not full of rocks
Stop it Spam. Enough's enough.
I do not want your trashy stuff!
I do not want your damn spam!
I do not want it Spam I Am!
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On a more serious note where did anyone get the idea of "well I pay $60 for my ticket, and therefore I have a God given right to have it end exactly how I want it or I have the right to act like a buffoon?"
And Where did anyone get the idea... "Oh boy, My team won, How do I cap this off to make it a real celebration. Oh I know, lets go turn over and burn up a car. Better yet, lets just trash our own neighborhood."
Amazing. It's getting so you can't take a kid to ANY sporting event. Considering not renewing my Talladega Tix...
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No more spamming from my side. 
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Good afternoon Guardians, and various visitors!
I'd like to thank Theoden for my new shiny and congrats to all for all the amazing work you're doing. 
   
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All HONERARY MEMBERS ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO TAKE PART IN OUR NEW DEBATING CHAMBERS AT THE SENATE HALLS!
     
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Thank you, my Emperor. I am honored once again.
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Holy shitzing! There's massive amounts of spam-in-the-frying-pan; enough to actually make me want to skip all the pages of infested-spam-terds clogging up the Ravens, and it's not our terds mind you!
You know that all this spam won't earn you a honorary position in the Guardians don't you?
 
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Lord SPAM !?! 
Ooooh, my stomach!  
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| All HONERARY MEMBERS ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO TAKE PART IN OUR NEW DEBATING CHAMBERS AT THE SENATE HALLS! |
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Do the Diplomats have a published list of honorary members?
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