| Wenches? We have wenches? And no one told me? |
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Did I not get you that memo? 
          
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Ahhh...right...memo...
~rifles through 'circular file'~
Yeah, uhh, I got that.... 
  
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| darned beer gnomes again... |
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I tried to fool him last night by writing Budweiser on my Coke can, but I didn't see him. I may have a problem because he's smarter than I thought.
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I'll try to catch my beer gnome tonight. I'll get my wife to keep the digital camera close by just in case.
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| Can't wait to see the picture. |
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I'll get one, just wait. I'll get the little bugger... 
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Great news!! Special security cameras located in and around my house managed to capture a single frame of a gnome which had raided my beer stash!
Warning! What you are about to see may shock you!
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Alright! I'll be one the lookout for a guy looking like that. 
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My cat runs away from the little cat toys I bought her. And she doesn't even respond to kitty-crack (catnip)!!
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I wonder, was it the great spymaster, and not the beer gnome who has been raiding my stash?
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Time to go to Plan B.
~Open cabinet next to computer with many whiskey bottles inside~
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| usually there's more watching than playing going on. |
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That happended to me last night while watching [adult swim] on Cartoon Network. And yes, I have a small anime problem.
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| Rum might work more quickly |
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I only have 3 bottles of rum as opposed to 21 different whiskeys. 
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