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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?
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Raven's Claw (The Galactic Guardians Empire Thread)
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#14775  by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/23/2004 3:35:59 PM

Cheese Enchiladas!


Have 2 on me

                            
#14776  by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/23/2004 3:41:54 PM

Well, Weyr has been made aware of a new potential product to develop - a snack authenticator. Now, some might wonder how this is related to Galactic Security Devices, but, the Guradians have to be on their Guard (afer all, we are Guardians) and only eat authentic snacks. It is rumored that the Undead are trying to foist off onto the Guardians and others unauthentic snacks, such as Bud Light for the real thing, and who knows what they are substituting for Canadian Back Bacaon - probably moose meat

The Weyr R&D group has been experimenting with Yor parts to make a human friendly robot and have finally succeeded. The first use of the robots will be as snack authenticators. Each Guradian will have one available with him when he goes to the parties at the Crypt to determine if the snacks being offered are authentic. As a sideline, they will also be able to detect fake Weyr blankeys and will take a bite out of any fake blankey.

Hey damoose, when's the next party
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#14777  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 3:43:30 PM

Hey Weyr!

Just what kind of undead is damoose, anyway?

                          
#14778  by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 7/23/2004 3:44:02 PM

Hi Weyr!

My wife and I don't go to Mexican restarants very often anymore but my mother-in-law is going to keep my daughter for a few hours and this seems like the perfect opportunity for a great meal and a Corona! Think I'd better let the wife drive, though since one beer would probably wipe me out as tired as I am.

Has anyone downloaded any of the new games available on Drengin...er...TotalGaming...er...um...Stardock Central yet? I'm interested in hearing reports on how Diciples II is especially.

                          
#14779  by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 7/23/2004 3:45:30 PM

Hey GH! Good to see you again! And in my case, it's good to be seen again!

                          
#14780  by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/23/2004 3:45:59 PM

Has anyone downloaded any of the new games available on Drengin...


I've downloaded them, but haven't had the time to play them,what with all the fun I have on the forums and playing GalCiv AP.

                            
#14781  by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 7/23/2004 3:47:34 PM

Just what kind of undead is damoose, anyway?


With his attention to snacking, I'm thinking he's a Wight, but it's possible he's merely a Zombie that some hapless mage thought would be a hoot to see a moose wandering around chasing humans to eat!

                          
#14782  by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/23/2004 3:48:37 PM

Just what kind of undead is damoose, anyway?


Good question, GH. I think he is a special kind of undead moose, proably one of a kind, who seem to specilize in Guardian Snacks

                            
#14783  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 3:49:03 PM

Theoden! Glad you're back, and glad you are pleased with the actions we took in your absence.

Didn't try any of the new TGN games yet. Fired up SDC and saw the latest Political Machine out and decideded to give it another try instead. The latest version plays much better - almost becoming a real game

Now if they would get a real game forum to go with it...

                          
#14784  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 3:50:53 PM

Lemme think...

I've tried mirrors and crosses so far. Oh, and garlic too. Maybe holy water or silver bullets?

                          
#14785  by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/23/2004 3:51:00 PM

Now if they would get a real game forum to go with it...


I think they have one at www.politicalmachine.com

                            
#14786  by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 7/23/2004 3:53:00 PM

Fired up SDC and saw the latest Political Machine out and decideded to give it another try instead.


I d/l it but I haven't checked it out yet. Wanted to punish some Yor first!

                          
#14787  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 3:54:05 PM

I think they have one at www.politicalmachine.com


They do. You think damoose is quick to take a bite out of you, try stopping over there some time.

They have the JoeUser bloggers mixed in with the gamers and the bloggers are out for blood!

                          
#14788  by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/23/2004 4:00:44 PM

It's been a long day as I got two hours sleep last night and was called in to work at 1:30 AM.


You only live once so take care of yourself and your family. Is there an end in sight to the 14 hour days and being on call 24 hours. You'll be lucky if you don't pass out in your Corona mid sentence.

                          
#14789  by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/23/2004 4:01:43 PM

Maybe holy water or silver bullets?


Holy water won't work on damose, he is not afraid of getting wet

On the othen hand, silver bullets, ummm. Weyr R&D will have think about that possibility. Perhaps a transformation of Yor Armor into silver?

                            
#14790  by Citizen Evil Druid - 7/23/2004 4:04:53 PM

As a Weyr product safety tester I hope this does not mean I'm going to have to take a bullet for the team.

                          
#14791  by Citizen Weyrleader - 7/23/2004 4:09:21 PM

I hope this does not mean I'm going to have to take a bullet for the team


No, I have plan on making secret contact with Newfy to see how much he would charge to be a test dummy for our silver bullets.

                            
#14792  by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 7/23/2004 4:09:39 PM

Is there an end in sight to the 14 hour days and being on call 24 hours.


I'm only on call once every three weeks, and the week ends on Sunday morning so hopefully soon I'll be able to rest a bit better. It's just been a tough month since I'm basically working extra to try to learn everything. But it's going to get better!

Well, speaking of Corona...everyone have a great night!

For Honor and Justice!

                          
#14793  by Citizen Greldon - 7/23/2004 4:14:32 PM

mmmh undead or a lawyer, whats more dangerous


An undead lawyer!

                          
#14794  by Citizen Greldon - 7/23/2004 4:27:41 PM

boom....one step forward and two steps back!

                          
#14795  by Citizen Greldon - 7/23/2004 4:30:49 PM

Weyr R&D will have think about that possibility.


If all else fails there's always the Greldonizer! Although I admit that solution may be a bit drastic in this situation.

                          
#14796  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 4:34:13 PM

Hey Greldon!

Greldonizing one of our own is a bit drastic - and damoose is honorary...

Guess I'll have to stick to "Wack-a-Moose" until Weyr can come up with something better

                          
#14797  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 4:35:07 PM

Well, off to see if I can abuse some Yor. Later all!

                          
#14798  by Citizen Greldon - 7/23/2004 4:40:03 PM

You could use the low tech Greldonizer!

Well, off to see if I can abuse some Yor. Later all!


Later GH....me too!

                          
#14799  by Citizen Greldon - 7/23/2004 4:42:31 PM

Since my access is restricted

                          
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