We just need that Lothmorg can sustain such a rate during the whole Clone Wars 
          
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Greldon:
2/21/2004 (1.200000) Morality: Pure Good Galaxy Size: Gigantic 60000
Difficulty: Masochistic Win / Lost: Win: Military Conquest
2/21/2004 (1.200000) Morality: Pure Good Galaxy Size: Gigantic 60000
Difficulty: Masochistic Win / Lost: Win: Military Conquest
2/21/2004 (1.200000) Morality: Pure Good Galaxy Size: Gigantic 60000
Difficulty: Masochistic Win / Lost: Win: Military Conquest
2/21/2004 (1.200000) Morality: Pure Good Galaxy Size: Gigantic 60000
Difficulty: Masochistic Win / Lost: Win: Military Conquest
2/22/2004 (1.200000) Morality: Pure Good Galaxy Size: Gigantic 60000
Difficulty: Masochistic Win / Lost: Win: Military Conquest
2/22/2004 (1.200000) Morality: Pure Good Galaxy Size: Gigantic 60000
Difficulty: Masochistic Win / Lost: Win: Military Conquest
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Thanks, guys. I'm not the only one who was busy.
 
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A new Galactic organization of pirates, bacon lovers and other gentlemen have been created and it is called GRABS, so here we are declaring a total blockade and confiscation of any shipment of Canadian Bacon that is being send out of the Undead empire, any of these shipments located in the Jedi/FOTR/Undead Space will be confiscated. So to all the representants of those emmpires do not intervene when the GRABS Special Forces intercept the freighters, we only give one warning. (Posting this info here, because the Jedi's and FOTR love this thread) 
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Hey everybody!
Terl: Great read! I'd love to see some more. 
Greldon and Lothmorg: You are like machines!! Good work! 
      
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Thanks! The Austin team is HOT!
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Now that we are talking about machines how about a joke about people that work with machines
In Computers We Trust
At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard.
With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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And the last one for the computers smart guys
Computer Trouble
Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Dave, the computer guy, over to her desk. Dave clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
A puzzled expression ran over Judy's face. "An ID ten T error? What's that..in case I need to fix it again??"
He gave her a grin, "Haven't you heard of an ID ten T error before."
"No," replied Judy.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
She wrote: ID10T
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Last one I promisse
Dot.com
And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot.com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot.com.
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far, from town to town, with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums, as long as he could have his way with her. And Dot said, "There will be a lot of banging in the land." And Abraham replied, "It is my most fervent wish that this be so." And the drums rang out and were an immediate success.
Abraham sold all the goods he had, at the top price, without ever moving from his tent. But his success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secrete himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the young did take to Dot.com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.
And lo the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would only work if you bought Brother Gates' drumsticks.
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known, "eBay", he said, "We need a name of a service that reflects what we are."
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."
"Whoopee!", said Abraham. "No, YAHOO!", said Dot.com.
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Yes it was. I was completely not expecting Dr. Fraiser to die. Have you noticed that seems like the final season of SG-1? I know that there is a spin off show starting in June. Here's a  Link
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What happened to her? Dr Fraiser??
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