Invasion is fun,
Invasion is nice,
There’s nothing better
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YEAH!! 
| YOR KILLIN' TIME!!! MWAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!! |
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God, I love this empire!! 
          
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| Apologies to Anheuser Busch... |
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I thought I recognized that...
My turn:
Yor on the Left
Yor on the Right
We'll kill all the Yor
In the Galaxy Tonight!
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Check the Library, the Guardians Party is already listed under Miscellaneous... 
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Time to rebuild my army of Yornes... 
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Galactic Guardians Awards Ceremony
The Galactic Guardians had been summoned to the newly built Honor Hall, home of the Guardian Conclave (the name they chose to call their new Senate body). Each glanced at each other wondering what Theoden had called them all to the chamber for.
Suddenly, the lights went down and Theoden strode out from behind a curtain. He had dressed in his finest royal armour, which he had brought with him from the Fellowship. Indeed, this must be a special occasion! Theoden stepped to the podium and began...
"My fellow Guardians, thank you all for your allegiance to this great empire. You have made it everything it is today! Your efforts have brought us into the Top 10 empires in the Metaverse. Today is a very special day, as it is the start of the Clone Wars. Together with the Fellowship and Diplomats, we shall gather our strength and rise victorious over our competitors!"
With that, the gathered Guardians applauded thunderously and shouted war cries of "Honor and Justice!" When the applause quietened, Theoden continued.
"On this momentous occasion, I would like to announce some well-deserved awards. First, I have awarded the appropriate medals to our Guardians who have attained status in the Top 100, Top 50 and Top 25. Congratulations to Droid5150 and Naqmir for your Top 100 medals. You both are quite close to Top 50 medals and I will be very pleased to award those to you upon your achievement!"
Once again, thunderous applause broke out.
"Also, Congratulations to Greldon and Lothmorg the Black for your Top 25 medals. Both of you, along with myself, have managed to reach this honor. I fully expect Greldon and Lothmorg to continue on to their destiny of Number One and Number Two players!"
The applause this time lasted for many minutes and Theoden took a sip from his goblet until things again quietened down. Clearing his throat, the spotlight seemed to focus on him for the next presentations...
"There are two others who deserve recognition for their acheivements. These two are not our top scorers, but they signify everything that makes the Galactic Guardians special."
"I hereby award littlewotts, our Court Jester, the Guardian Diamond. This medal is presented to you for your skill at playing the game at all difficulty levels and for your persistence in working your way up through the difficulty scale. Your contributions have brought honor to our great empire and your willingness to participate in empire business, forum discussions, and empire diplomatic relations have made you the perfect candidate for this award!"
"And to our Scribe, Terl, I hereby award the Yor Slayer medal. Though all Guardians despise the Yor with a passion, Terl's undying hatred for the Yor and his efforts to extinguish them from the galaxy have earned him the right to carry the Yor Slayer medal. I hope you enjoy this honor, for it is indeed a special award!"
This time, the assembled crowd could not be quietened! The raucous celebration lasted for a full 15 minutes, during which the award recipients received slaps on the back and hearty congratulations from their fellow Guardians. Once order was finally restored, Theoden again spoke.
"My friends, these awards are only the beginning. All members of the empire are worthy of honor and in the future, more medals and awards will be presented. I ask that all Guardians continue to participate and contribute in every way, whether here in the forums, by playing the game, or however you can! Remember, we are a part of a team whose strength is in it's membership! I thank you for your time and encourage you to visit our Roster page at this  Link and view these new awards!"
For Honor and Justice!
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by Veteran Terl - 3/1/2004 2:46:06 PM
Terl landed his ship at the spaceport on Xasica. He shook his head in disgust. "What a cesspool of a planet this is," he thought to himself. "The folks at colonization headquarters must have their heads screwed on backwards," he muttered under his breath.
Terl did not know at the time, but Xasica was merely what the colonizing experts called a "range extender". It was nothing more than a fuel dump and resupply depot. Some fool apparently had decided to keep the stinking place though, for Terl could see a new entertainment network being constructed. "Lotta good that'll do," Terl grumbled under his breath.
Terl knew the real reason he was here though and smiled to himself. The Yor were just a brief flight from Xasica; entrenched on Westerfeld. Terl was on Xasica to make scouting runs to determine Yor strength in the sector. He had passed a couple freighters on his way here but nothing with Yor markings. One had borne the markings of the Fundamentalists. "Great," Terl had said to himself as he passed it, "more damned leaflets and that stupid magazine."
Terl hurried to report in as he needed to get started on his mission for he knew Greldon, Theoden, and Lothmorg were only a few parsecs behind with the main fleet. "This is gonna be fun in a few days," Terl chuckled....
  
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I am honored Emperor Theoden! And my congratulations to Terl, Lothmorg, Greldon, Naqmir, and Droid5150!!
  
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Nice awards you got there.
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A pawnbroker has a sign woth three golden balls....
So does a fleet admiral....
Alex
    
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The Pawnbroker reference: below the Fleet Admiral bar hang three small squares; Centurion Alex thought that reminded him of the traditional pawnbroker sign of three balls.
Edit: AARG! Missed by four seconds! Oh well - edit give me a chance to add gratuitious trash talk about how TriForces are going to use the Guardian RingDips for target practice.
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Wow! 4 secs apart! What are you guys doing, thinking in tandem?
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Galactic Guardians News Flash
As the outcome is clear in our Guardian Conclave election, I am pleased to announce Greldon is our first Guardian Knight! Congratulations on your new position, Greldon! I have updated the Roster page accordingly...hope you like your new icon!
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Good job Greldon arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!
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Well, gang...it's been a huge day! Awards presented, promotions given, sandwiches eaten...I'm going to call it a day!
Everybody have a great evening! I've got a meeting tonight, but hopefully I'll have a little time to finish my game tonight! Let's keep up the attack, not only in the Clone War but also on the Undead for seventh!
For Honor and Justice!
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Good job you deserved it.
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Congrats guys! Well deserved all around!
  
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Good fighting in the War guys, now that you are on the other side, my yornian troops are ready for action
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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So lets get this thing going...
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