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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?

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#400 by Veteran Grand_Admiral_Thrawn - 5/18/2004 3:53:58 PM

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Also, Qwerk, GH's name backwards is Khan. You know what needs to be said.

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#401 by Citizen Moser_Alchemist - 5/18/2004 3:58:13 PM

Nahk?

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#402 by Citizen mk31bolo - 5/18/2004 5:16:58 PM

Out beyond the borders of the milky way galaxy, a lone andromedan ship picks up the following "transmission:"

"KKKKKKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

#403 by Citizen mk31bolo - 5/18/2004 5:20:58 PM

"They are still running with their shields down.

Of course! We are all one big happy fleet.

Who said it, what movie?"

If memory serves:

First line: Joachim
Second line: Khan
Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn

Can't verify cuz my VCR is dead and I don't have the Star Treks on DVD yet. (I know, I know.....)

So do I win a no-prize, or what?

#404 by Veteran Grand_Admiral_Thrawn - 5/18/2004 5:23:37 PM

Right on all three counts.

Sorry, no prize, but you get brownie points.

#405 by Veteran Icho Tolot - 5/18/2004 5:25:17 PM

but you get brownie points

12, for beeing exact

#406 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 5/18/2004 5:25:49 PM

Right on all three counts.

But mine was more esoteric, if modified to fit the tone.

#407 by Citizen mk31bolo - 5/18/2004 5:26:44 PM

WooHoo! I'm 12 brownie points richer!

Umm....is that good?

#408 by Citizen Genghis Hank - 5/18/2004 6:56:40 PM

stay tuned... see how Genghis replys to the great starfleet Taunter... J.T.Qwerk)

Ahh, Admiral Querk. Still alive my old friend. It was very clever of you to turn to the end of the script. However, allow me to demonstrate the fact of my eugenically enhanced intelligence once again. There is a fatal flaw in your strategy Admiral. You failed to provide me with the Genesis device. I will now be forced to use the Greldonizer instead. Think of it Querk. When your Vulcan friend Mr. Spook dies repairing the warp drive, there will be no Genesis effect, so no chance for him to come back. There will be no Star Trek III: The Search for Spook! Spook will remain a ghost haunting Bones into a puff of logic.

Since the events don't happen, you will never get busted back to captain. Never again will you sit in the center seat! Instead, you will be forced to go back to San Francisco and develop a meaningful relationship with the son you never knew you had! Oh, and enjoy the planet while you can, because the giant fish stick that wants to talk to whales is comming...

And finally, bereft of the chance to renegotiate her contract, Kirstie Alley remain Savak. Rebounding from her loss, she will adopt you as her new mentor, muttering Scientology doctern and dragging you off to Pier 1 commercials!

All in all, I think it much better if you give me Genesis. I plan to go back to Ceti Alpha 5 and remake it into Fantasy Planet(TM). There, I will hire a vertically challenged Antarian to be my errand boy, and lure Federation executives to weekend vacations, where I will play on their fears and phobias to make them participate in my own private morality plays.

*ding* *ding* *ding* Boss, the starship! The starship!

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#409 by Citizen mk31bolo - 5/18/2004 7:19:07 PM

#410 by Veteran Grand_Admiral_Thrawn - 5/18/2004 8:08:54 PM

OMFG GH that is TOO funny!

Giant fish stick..

#411 by Citizen littlewotts_ - 5/18/2004 8:14:12 PM

Giant fish stick.

Better name than the one I had for it....

#412 by Diplomat Blue_Steel - 5/18/2004 9:06:06 PM

Don't you just hate Characters who's read all the OLD scripts... Don't you know my Speciality... I .. the one and only reprogrammed the no win scenerio so that I could win... I am the only one who has not had to face death.. I am imortal..

So come and get me .. if you dare... I laugh at inferior Genghis ... (just need to look at the top scores to prove who is superior)

I slow my ship downso that i'm just and only just pulling away.. just out of phaser range.. Trying to get you to chase me into the nebula

(Yes I knew that your name was Kahn... thats why i called out your name in the kahn style and i'm playing out this plot..).. Please be sure that you read properly my msgs.. I'm not following the old plot of the movie.. I combine / mix plots together to make things more interesting.. so its no good rushing ahead... the idea is to go with the flow of each msg and build on it SLOWLY .. not by racing ahead.. do 1 thing at a time.. this gives time for others t5o join in too..

#413 by Diplomat Blue_Steel - 5/18/2004 9:09:42 PM

If you want Genisus... you'll have to come and get it....

{taunt}

Once again your plot is foiled.. I have it.. Oh.. and your mother WAS an shaved Drengin Wookee..

#414 by Citizen Genghis Hank - 5/18/2004 9:16:44 PM

"Where are you going, Joachim? I said FIRE!"

"We can't fire, your exelcency."

"Why? Why can't we fire?"

"Because the warp drive and weapons are out! Didn't you read post #393?"

#415 by Citizen Genghis Hank - 5/18/2004 9:31:33 PM

Slightly more seriously...

Don't you know my Speciality... I .. the one and only reprogrammed the no win scenerio so that I could win...

Actually, I did.

http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GF&id=144745

Link

And if you are curious as to why I am playing at this, it is a combination of being greatful for help given to a newbie and a desire to see your empire have some success. Had you not fallen inactive about the same time as I was choosing an empire, I very well could have ended up here.

#416 by Diplomat Blue_Steel - 5/18/2004 9:43:52 PM

Qwerk sences the rage in Genghis as it builds up inside him..

{thinking to self..} won't be long now till Genghis follows me into the nebula.. I only hope that the EMH can repair the weapons system so that I can fire them if / when necessary.. just as well I? have several backup plans, at lerast in the nebula I'll have the advandage.. I'll have chosen the battlefield..

EMH to Qwerk:
Qwerk: here what's up

EMH: I can't seem to find where to connect this disconnected plasma cable..

Qwerk: Carefull with that... I wish Scotty was here

EMH: sorry.. ARGHHHHH!!!!!

{the EMH dissapears}

Quwerk runs to the medlab .. and says "Activate EMH"

Computer: Unable to Comply

Qwerk: what next.... I have to save the ship.. I must...

Qwerk thumps the copmputer control panel.. then hears

"Please state the nature of the medical emergancy"

Qwerk: EMH where have you been.. I need your help..

Qwerk: Computer D/load the ships schematics and Scotty's memory angerim into the memory bank of the EMH ..

Computer: Complying

EMH:{now speaking with a scottish accent} I'll have the weapons ready in 5 shakes of a sheeps tail..

Qwerk: Now!!!!... I need it Now!!!!! not later
Qwerk and the EMH head off in different directions..

Qwerk arives back on the bridge

Qwerk: Computer.. where is Genghis and what is their status...

Computer: they are just entering the nebula .. still out of weapon range...

#417 by Citizen Genghis Hank - 5/18/2004 9:57:17 PM

"My Lord, the weapons are now on line"

"Excellent. What about the warp engines?"

"Inoperative. The nebula is interfering with them."

"Then they should interfear with Admiral Qwerk as well. Procede into the nebula. One half impulse."

#418 by Citizen Genghis Hank - 5/18/2004 9:58:49 PM

Qwerk my old friend. The Klingons have an old proverb. Only a fool fights in a burning building. Well, old friend, I am feeling very foolish today.

(To be continued... Night all!)
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#419 by Citizen Lothmorg the Black - 5/18/2004 10:00:34 PM

I laugh at inferior Genghis ... (just need to look at the top scores to prove who is superior)

Oh. I see.

#420 by Citizen Arcilte - 5/18/2004 10:03:14 PM

Could be worse - CSF EAT prisoners!!!

hehehe...

#421 by Citizen damoose - 5/19/2004 7:00:16 AM

Could be worse - CSF EAT prisoners

You should be talking Zilla.

#422 by Diplomat Blue_Steel - 5/19/2004 10:04:08 AM

SSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I'm hunting shaved Drengin Wookee spawn....

and maintaining radio silence!!!! With super Stealth mode activated

#423 by Veteran Theoden of Rohan - 5/19/2004 10:25:15 AM

Hahaha! This thread's great!

#424 by Diplomat Blue_Steel - 5/19/2004 10:31:05 AM

StarFleet Empire is great...

Why not join up and join in the fun

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