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Three, but season 2 was the best. 
    
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Welcome Wharf  We needed extra crew for the latest missions. 
The sad thing is that nothing will replace Star Trek. Enterprise last season is almost over. I wish someone could come up with some thing equal to it. 
    
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There is a new version of the Metaverse News. Check it out here  Link
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#606
by Citizen Wharf - 9/28/2004 2:10:29 PM
Thanks... though we are from different Starfleet "timelines" goodness knows there are enough time and spatial anomalies to account for whatever we wish. Of course we could always go with the ol' holodeck in a holodeck in a holodeck in a holodeck mode to justify anything we desire
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Wharf if this is an example of what to expect from your posts I look forward to them. Captain Qwerk is incredible at writing stories I hope to improve my own.
I enjoy the new series Enterprise no every Trek fan shares my joy. It is to bad that it is being taken off the air.
I perfer the Next Generation shows the most, though I have seen every single episode that was ever made at least 2-3 times each. 
NeoTech Network a sci-fi themed website Link supporting all of stardocks products. Become a crewmember enjoy the experience. 
Forgive me for pluggin my site here I want to make sure everyone knows.
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Well its commonly known that the metaverse we are in is a metastabil place somewere between the normal universes that has pulled all kind of beings from many different places and times in the effort to stabilise its existance.
The Jedi, the Trekkies, Ringers and so on...
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Hmmm, something missing though. I know! Old school Battlestar Galactia! The coolest two words in science fiction - Launch Vipers!
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Your making me fall on the floor laughing.. Good job!!
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#613
by Citizen Wharf - 9/29/2004 1:51:26 PM
| Hows that for how I came into this the Temprol Vortex Anomaly of StarFleet |
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Great story! I am glad you were able to reappear to lead us and thankful that the temporal vortex anomaly did not bring you back to before you were when you weren't what you were at a later time.  I'm so cofused now....
{and Moriarty snickers, "Hah! This time they fell for the holodeck in a holodeck thing so now I am free!!!! Bwahhaaahhaaaahaaaa....}
"Captain, the scanner is reporting an unusual object off the starboard bow."
"What is it, Spook?"
"The scanner is the thing that beeps when it notices objects...."
"Not that, Spock, the object, what is it."
"it appears to be some form of robot Sir. It is being beamed aboard as we speak."
Later in the transporter room.... "I sure hope it is not that Nomad thing again. We escaped that one pretty well except that there were no alien women for me to carouse with in that episode."
"I believe this one is different Jim."
The robot turns and says, "Life! Don't talk to me about life! I'm a billion times smarter than all of you....."
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#615
by Citizen Wharf - 9/29/2004 2:27:07 PM
"Captain the sensors are reporting an intense field of hypergalactic temporal surrealism. What shall we do?"
"Fire transcendental existential torpedoes at the center. If that fails try the corbomite thing again."
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I love this you guys are making me laugh so hard. Keep it up!!
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#620
by Citizen Wharf - 9/30/2004 6:51:06 AM
Scenes we'd like to see:
"Captain, Captain!"
"What is it Wetley Crusher?"
"I found a problem with the sub-nucleated transverse mounted astrogational transponder relay circuit. I fixed it by removing the axel from this little micromachines car and inserting it...."
"Mr Wharf! Drag young Wetley off the bridge and beat him senseless for me and then beam him into space."
"Aye, aye sir, with pleasure."
As Wharf drags young Wetley Crusher from the bridge, the crew stands and applauds.
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Hey.. Hate to break into this conversation however..  Captain Qwerk I have Military Conquest on only.. There are 2 races left I am allied with one of them. The other is almost gone from cultural absorption. I take it I must either finish absorbing him or start a war to end the game? I have researched all the techs and the game is still going..
Starfleet is a "parody empire" so PornFar is really ponfa
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Yeah I have to agree... Did you see the movie that Tim Allen did as a spoof on Star Trek? Forgot the name right now..
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