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More sheep abuse must be necessary, or visits from the Goddess might be the trick. 
I would prefer the option with visits from the Goddess. 
        
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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID
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Oh, no. Now there is two.   
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Well, since MY BEST FRIEND left me,
I found a new place to BLUB.
It's down at the end of Skowbo Street
at Stardock Fan Club.
You make me so LONELY MM,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
And although it's always crowded,
you still can find some room.
Where broken hearted lovers
do cry away their gloom.
You make me so lonely MM,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
Well, the Godess' tears keep flowin',
and the Lord Tyrant's dressed in black.
Well they been so long on Skowbo Street
They ain't ever gonna look back.
You make me so lonely MM,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
Hey now, if your MM leaves you,
and you got a tale to blub.
Just take a walk down Skowbo Street
to Stardock Fan Club.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Crowd chants "Evil! Evil! Evil!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, LORD EVIL STEVE has just... left... the building!
      
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THE GODLING HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN THE GENERAL FORUM
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SENTINELS OF SKOWBO TO ALERT DEFERENCE STATIONS!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#514
by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/3/2004 8:43:04 PM
THE SEARCHERS
EXT. THE HILLOCK WITH THE TWO HEADBOARDS - FULL SHOT - LORD EVIL STEVE
as he nears the graves.
LORD EVIL STEVE
(calling)
Lord MM77!
He runs in, looking around him. He sees a little duck, wounded on the ground. And then he sees a shadowed something:
The uniform that Lord Tyrant had worn. It is spread out, almost as though concealing a body. Fearfully he stoops and pulls it away...
There is nothing there, but the uniform. He drops to his knees, his head bowed, his face tortured. The moonlight is clear on the face of the nearer headboard. It is of weathered wood and the chiselled letters on it read:
HERE LIES
STARDOCK FAN CLUB
KILLED BY THE GODS
MAY 12, 2004
a GREAT PARTY in her 1st year
SLOW DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. THE HILLOCK - FULL SHOT - SLOWLY PANNING - DAWN LIGHT
The funeral is begun. In the foreground are three newly - made crosses at the head of as many open graves -- which we need not see. With head bared, Archangel President Capt Jack Sparrow is concluding his prayer. Near him stand the Archangel family: KitWarrior, Gerakken, and Exar Kuun -- blonde, just beginning to reach his maturity. rustle.
SPARROW
...and to Your keeping we commend
the souls of Lord Tyrant...Ranger
Archangel Jaws...and Ranger Archangel
Free Tibet...
KitWarrior and Exar Kuun -- impelled by sympathy and interest -- turn to look at Lord Evil Steve.
The PANNING CAMERA picks him up...Lord Evil Steve standing dry-eyed looking at the grave of Stardock Fan Club; looking out across the plain.
Sparrow now opens his small, well-worn Bible to a marked page.
SPARROW
Galciv gaming time in marriage
is of few days and full of trouble...
Lord Evil Steve looks at him, angrily, impatiently.
SPARROW
It cometh forth like a...
LORD EVIL STEVE
(harshly)
Amen!... Put an 'amen' to it!
SPARROW
...like a flower and is cut down...
Amen!
LORD EVIL STEVE ET AL.
Amen!
Lord Evil Steve turns on his heel and walks -- CAMERA PANNING -- to where Damoose has been holding the horses. The wounded Quack is already mounting. Hurley is there too and Gerakken. Silhouetted against the dawn light are the rifles in each man's saddle scabbard. Capt Jack Sparrow is right behind Lord Evil Steve.
LORD EVIL STEVE
Damoose --you and Quack ride point!
...Don't get too far ahead...
The young riders spur out.
THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GODLING, LORD MM77, HAS BEGUN
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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THE SENTINELS OF SKOWBO AZ ARRIVED
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
SCRUB SCRUB
SCRAPE
CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN
POLISH POLISH
SHINE
PLACE FLOWERS. PLACE CHOCOLATE. PLACE CHOCOLATE FLOWERS
NICE.
WONDER WHEN THE GODDESS IS PASSING THROUGH...
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BUSTLE BUSTLE
CLINK CLINK
POUR
STIR STIR
SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE-TE-TE
TRIPLE CHOCOLATE KAHLUA TRIPLE SEC DAIQUIRIS
MMMMMMMMMMM
WONDER WHEN THE GODDESS IZ COMING BY?
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