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THE STARDOCK FANCLUB
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#176
by Veteran Gerakken - 2/17/2004 3:58:10 AM
Once again the eight Council members slog their ways through the marsh on a moonless Skowbo night toward the isle of the ancient tree. They assume their ceremonial places in a circle around the tree.
Number One starts the proceedings: "We have a problem. The Godling will not leave the Holy Planet so easily. Our last plan depended upon distracting him with a Meta-wide concert tour so our business would return or even expand into the forbidden Stardock City itself. We must find another way."
Number Two: "Indeed. This is a problem. We cannot have the Knights of Skowbo watching the system borders so closely and the Godling having near total control of the Temples and Stardock City. Between them, our web of profitable partnerships could be finished."
Number Three: "Once again you exaggerate the situation. The Knights still do not concern us. They are fools following archaic beliefs. They would have no concept of our kind of operation even if they can catch a few on the bottom of the chain. As long as there seems to be no conspiracy against the Holy Planet, they will not act! Just focus on distracting MM77."
Number Four, speaking in the usual matter-of-fact emotionless manner: "The Godling's power flows from the radio stations and multi-media centers. Control them and we control MM77. Control MM77 and Stardock City is ours. The Temples rarely intervene in the dealings of us mere mortals. The divinities will not care who worships them, just so long as there are an adequate number of worshippers. This plan will not interupt the flow of worshippers. We will be safe."
Number Five, speaking through the thought translator: "Your presumptions trouble me. Could it be as easy as controlling the media outlets in Stardock City?"
Number Six, in all his death-like coldness and brevity: "It is. His strength shall be his weakness."
Number Seven, as excitable as ever: "Yes, yes, yes! Control the radio stations and we control the followers as well. The Knights continue to be distracted by paranoia of outside conspiracies, the Godling is controlled, the followers subdied as well, and the divinities get their tribute in prayer power still and think none the wiser! Sheer genius, I say!"
Number Eight, the leader of the pack: "The Council has spoken. All of you have much work to do. Make it so." Number Eight takes a step back and the others kneel with respect. As Number Eight turns into the darkness, the others start to rise and they all disperse in separate directions.
        
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#184
by Veteran MM77 - 2/18/2004 1:53:49 AM
PERHAPS I should have called it the STARDOCK FREE CLUB?
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#192
by Senator CariElf - 2/18/2004 10:48:07 AM
Hi, guys,
Gerakken stopped by the chat room to let me know that you would appreciate a visit from me, so here I am. 
Last Friday, quite a few Gal Civ players showed up in #GalCiv, our chatroom on irc.stardock.com. That was a lot of fun, we'll have to do it again soon.
Well, I've got to get back to work. I'll see you guys later.
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A visit from the Holy One herself!!!! 
The air is clearer, the sun is brighter and the birds sing ever so better!
      
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#198
by Veteran MM77 - 2/18/2004 10:59:40 PM
************ GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE *************
by MM77 - 7/19/2003 11:43:11 AM
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CHAPTER 1
THE INTRO
( Planet CariElf A.K.A Skowbo and Skowbo II )
CariElf;
A strange mystical planet in the universe. many empires have tried to capture:
Sgt: Captain the strange planet they call CariElf is on the horizon!
Captain: Ready turbo phasers! set! mass drivers!( sweat dripping down from his forehead. DAZED AND CONFUSED by LED ZEPPLIN playing in the background. )
Captain: FIRE!
( Massive amounts of unbridled energy flashes over the planet! but not so much as a leaf is damaged. )
Sgt: Captain! there is a MAN sitting on a ROCK in SPACE!
Captain: That man may be some type of sentinel for that planet!? Fire on him!
( The smoke clears and the man slowly lifts his head up! )
MM77: Greetings Captain Crew, you have a long hard battle ahead of you. rest your crew on our planet.(He smiles)
Captain: What type the witchcraft is this who ARE YOU!
MM77: I am president of CariElf. (As he speaks they appear on CariElf)
Captain: DEMON how did you do that! I demand..............( Slowly the captain loses track of reality and find some himself in a euphoric mood.) What's happening I feel GREAT!
MM77: That's because you're near our goddess VISCOUNTESS CariElf. come to the gathering room some call it the CariElf fan club.
( The captain sees members of many warring empires laughing and drinking have been a great time and feels compelled to join IN! )
MM77: The CariElf fan club is a place on CariElf where people from all empires come together let their hair down and have a good time and give praise to our VISCOUNTESS. All are welcome. The CariElf fan club has been very innovative and is said to be the seed that's started the ongoing stories in the forums. Members have left the CariElf fan Club to spread out new stories and tales of wonderful adventures, As you will! But they all come back from time to time to pay their respects. And recharged for new stories and concepts! And just to bonds with their G.C. family! we are all just one FAMILY.
( MM77 Rambles on to say the CariElf fan club is always there when you needed it. You may not always see it because of its mystical powers, BUT it will always be there, PLANET CariElf. And with that the captain appeared in space on his ship with his crew with no trace of CariElf.)
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CHAPTER 2
BY Harel Eilam
The tales of the agent - part 7
Or - how I wrote another story in jest, so please don't sue us
It was night. The agent's new team of heroes was inside, packing for Wombat first official mission. The agent did not show it, but he was quite excited. It seems Wombat was after the agent's old empire, which is quite enjoyable. The bureaucracy, the cavity search... well, the cavity searches weren't THAT bad.
"That was a lovely bit of Elfwine. Thank you Sauron".
"OF COURSE."
"Can you please call Koala here?"
"NATURALLY."
The agent returned to his idle practice. His chopsticks blared. No fly was around. There was nothing alive for miles around Sauron inn, something that the Dark Lord assured him was already remidied. Still, one must not let standards slip. In the very short future there are bound to be flies around the agent, and when there will be he wants to catch them with his chopstick. He wasn't sure why.
"Ah, Koala", the agent said and smiled widly as the tall furry animal entered the porch. Koala seemed to be quite shaken. The agent was not sure why. Was he still scared of him, or was it simply all the bumps in his head?
"Do sit, sit." The agent beckoned to an available chair. Koala sat, and said in a worried tone: "You are not going to try and kill me again, are you?"
"Not to worry, old son, not to worry. I don't kill people I drank elfwine with. You're safe."
"Good", Koala said, quite obiviously not believing the agent. The agent smiled inwardly.
"In fact, I have come here to show you your replacement. Now that we're on the same team, I must find another villian to hunt. So you see, you are quite off the hook."
The Koala seemed mightly relieved. "Who is he?"
The agent nodded, and activated a small holo-emitter embdeed in the table. A strange shape appeared. It was composed entirely from colored circles, with blue, green and red in the mix. It was vagualy humoniud. It seemed almost robotic, so modular it was.
"In fact, it's organic. It's the last surviving member of his species. They are all built from exactly 77 M&M candies. Now you see why I called you here.
Koala's mouth was full of droll. "Ah, choclate".
"Quite so. No one knows his name. I've called him MM77."
"So, why exactly you need my help? Go and get him."
"There, you see, it gets tricky. The MM77 species are very strong. They are protected by a natural insanity shield. It phases them so they are literally in another universe. Even my burbs simply pass throught his skin. But I know someone who can help me take care of it. Right, Q?"
"Of course, mon capitan." A strange entity appeared near the agent, startling Koala.
"Q supplies me with all the trinkets I need", the agent smiled. "What do you have for me?"
"The continiumm brings many things. Take this shoes that allow you to negate gravity, and this watch that has a mass-driver installed in this little button. Simply adjust so... and, of course, two iron balls."
"Ah, this is new! Do they explode when a sequence is pressed."
"No."
"Ah, so they emit a stealth field?"
"No, mon capitan."
"So they can transform into any material known to man and orc?"
"No."
"So what DO they do?" said the agent, quite vexed.
"They are merely iron balls."
"Why do I need iron balls?!"
"It seems you can only engage the MM77 if you have two iron balls. We are not sure why, but our intel is solid. In theory you simply hit him with them, repeatedly."
With that, the Q disappeared.
"So, Koala, now you know my new enemy. Will you help me in our quest to gain more choclate from MM77 corpose?"
Koala nodded eagerly.
"Then let's get ready. I've notified Wombat. We will join the strike force in a few days. Until then, we have candies to retrieve."
To be continued...
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CHAPTER 3
by Harel Eilam
The tales of the agent - part 8a
The final defeat of the candy-man
While the move to the secret forces has indeed unburdened the agent from numerous forms, binders and other sinister forms of bureucracy, from time to time even he had to put in his share. Thus there he was, sitting on the porch of the secret forces unofficial new headquertes of Barad-dur, interviewing new prospects for the team.
The way-ward mission against the Europeans delayed the nessecery death of MM77, and even Koala has been anxious for some action. But still, work beckons.
A small young women entered the porch, standing at attention near the table.
"Name?" Inquired the agent in a bored tone.
"Ginata" came the weak voice.
The agent raised his brows in surprise and looked up. He never expected a female.
"Do sit, my lady. Your credentials?" He inquired, while beckoning the chair nearby. Ginata passed him her papers.
"I see you were a Jedi. A female jedi? I thought all jedi's carried a... saber. Females don't actuallly have... sabers."
"Well, no. No saber."
"What do female jedi's do, then?"
"Mostly shop. That's why corusant is so rich."
"I... see. I am not sure shoping prowess are exactly what we are looking for."
"Well, I did once lead an empire of love-struck invidials and called myself cupid."
"Aha. Do go on."
"I'm also the most terryfing entity in the multiverse."
"While that is good, I assure you, we already have a terrfying entity in the force. Not to mention Koala in a dress."
"I have the highest score on the multiverse."
"that is nice, no doubt, but we hardly hire people due to their score. Point in case - Koala. The person can't even keep his place on the top25."
"Well, I'm also funny."
"Ah!" the agent's eyes brightned. "Why didn't you say so before? Welcome!"
So the three piled into the agent's ship, his old excalibur he "liberated" when he ceded from the Europeans. It was one manly man named Harel, one man who wants to be a women, and one woman with womenly charm. They will indeed an intresting trio.
"As you can see, Q has provided us with this map", the agent contineud. "The last speciman of MM77 is protected by an insanity shield."
"An insanity shield?" Ganiata inquired. "What is that? I have not met this MM77 prior."
"Well, he's utterly bonkers" muttered Koala.
"Quite so" agreed the agent. "If I also may say so, Koala, that's a mighty fine dress."
"Thanks. Ganita gave it to me."
"Did she now. Well, his isanity protects him from all sorts of regular attacks. Comments, logics, curses, barbs. He seems totally protected by normal text-based weapons. But we have do have a secret weapons - two irons balls. Ganita, you may have one of my balls."
"What about me" piped in Koala.
"You OBIVOUSLY don't have ANY balls, Koala. Just look at you!"
"But... but..."
"Now don't fret and have a choclate."
Koala greedy accepted the bar.
"Where is MM77 hiding now?" Inquired Ganita.
"I have tracked him down to the playhouse, a club in the Pangaea collective."
Koala raised his eyes in alarm. "The collective? Are we going to the collective? They are all bonkers there!"
"Precisly why MM77 fled there. But I thought you were brave, Koala. Don't you want your candy?"
Koala nodeed assent.
"It is agreed then. We set course to the nearest collective' party palace. It might be a good time to assimilate them. Right, Ganita?"
"That will be advisible."
"Thank you, Cotal of nine. Did I mention you look a bit like Jedi Ryan?"
"You mean tall, busty, blone and striking?"
"Actually, I was refering to your implants, but yes, also that. I always knew you were tall and blond."
"You know, so did I..."
To be continued....
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CHAPTER 4
by Harel Eilam
The tales of the agent - part 8b
The trio were on their way to the nearest Pangaea collective's party palace, a huge death star minus the death part. The agent thought it was a grave misuse. Why have a flying space station the size of a small moon if you are not going to use it to blast entire civilizations to tiny bits? But the Pangaean ARE little odd.
In the mean time the agent busied himself by installing a new module in his software.
"What are you doing?" asked Ginata, the master of disguise. Right now she was in her Jeri Ryan outfit, a snappy brown thing with all the right curves.
"I am installing my TextGenerator mark 2 program. It's time for an upgrade."
"An upgrade?"
"Of my literary skills. Cyper latest story showed me the need to go above simple dialogues with incoherent syntex."
"So how is it going?"
"Well, the installation is taking a long, long time. The program is very buggy."
"Well, most software are."
"No, I mean REAL buggie. It has more mistakes in it's code that the bush administration."
"Bush?"
"President of the Red Necks empire. An irrelevent empire of yahoo's in the westward part of the galaxy."
The installation meter crepped ever toward 100%. Then, it reached 100%.
"rebooting" the agent eyes closed for a second...
The sublte hues of the bridge lights, oh so faint lights, showered him from all sides. In the metallic sphere that was the center of operation for the former USS excalibur stood the powerful trio. Vereily, it was a capable crew. One Cotal, a master of disguise that knows how to dress. One animal who wishes to learn how to dress, and one agent, slightly confused from the recent upgrade.
The Pangaea station was not far now, and the scanners have already showev the rotating grey globe on the view screen, a mere parsac away. It was an outstanding structure, the agent had to admit. Little parks with riverlets and streams could be seen on the surface, and inside - a wealth of goods. Every one of those stations reputedly represented the entire culture - it's people, customs and wealth of information. The station could produce any craft, display any art show and invent any sort of drink. It was the place for any respectable Secret Service member.
The docking procedure was smooth and effiecent. The agent guided the excalibur with sure hands. The huge yawing caverns that streched in front of him was, in fact, the Pangaea'n docks. The agent was genuinly impressed. For useless people they could manage to do something right. But he must not dely. Inside awaited clues to the wereabouts of the last speciman of MM77, the insane species.
But the agent noble quest after the evil MM77 will have to delay. For a sinister plot by the Pangean's is going to shatter the united trio...
chapter 2
In less then an hour the pangean weaponary claimed it's first victim. Koala, the fierce animal, could not be seen anywhere. The agent and Cotal searced the halls and corridors of the vast station that streched to nearly infinity, but for not avail. The station was too big.
With no policing force, there was no one the dual could approach to help them find the missing furry teady-bear. The agent already suspected the truth - that the lure of the pangaean dress shops proved to big a strain for Koala. He was probably in some dress booth, pleasuring a random patron he caught from the street for the meager income that will allow him to buy one of the deliciously beautiful dresses the pangaean weave.
This, the agent decided, calls for drastic measures. While he promised himself he will not call his comarades, still weary from the assault on Starbase 70, he had no choice. He placed the call.
It took three days for Jaws, Hurtly and Wombat to reach the station. The rest would have to be left behind, still nursing their wounds - and no one know where Cypher was, even thought the agent suspected he was not dead yet.
"Took you long enough" muttered the agent as greeting when the three animal warriors arrived at the dock.
"Well, we have to make a detour and buy this sixpack." smiled Hurtly.
"A sixpack? Really? That's so vulgar. I'm surprised at you guys" the agent said, nodding his head. "But then again, you are accusotomed to australian wine so I guess you could have bought a bottle of poo-water and not know the difference."
"That was a Freakazoid quote, wasn't it?" inquired Jaws.
"Ah, and I will miss you scarecrow most of all" the agent smiled at Jaws. Jaws was properly the agent's favorite. He has sharp teeth, you know.
"So, Koala has been lost to the mysteries of cross-dressing, has he?" Inquired wombat.
"I suspect so" the agent replied. "I have not been able to find him yet."
"What about Cotal?"
"Well, she is the misteress of disguise. She has plenty of clothes for herself."
"And you?"
"Surely you jest."
"Well, then. Have you made any tails in the search for MM77?"
"Certainly. In fact, he is here, in this station. In sector brown-4b."
"If you know where he is, why have you not dispatched him?"
"And let you guys miss all the fun? I'm taking too much of the action as it is."
"Lead the way to the brown sector, then."
"heh, poo-water" said hurtly suddently. "I just got it."
"Good for you" muttered the agent as he led the way. "Bloody penguins and their slow operation system."
Chapter 3
The candyman was indeed there. His 77 parts were glowing in all colors, hues of purple, green, blue and brown, constantly in flux.
"I call dibs on the red ones!" yelled hurtley.
"They change color, dofus." mutterd the agent again under his breath. "It says say one paragraph up."
They all eyed the tall candyman warily. It was a tall beast, four meters high. The choclate circles hung in the air, invisible threads keeping the entire strange and vaguley humaniod structure in tact. The candyman has not yet commented on their presence in his giant alcove since Jaws hacks the look with the use of a human hacker. Jaws picked up the hacker somewhere in the lower regions, he said. He tend proceeded to bash the hackers head against the lock repeatdly until it yield. After a while, the lock yielded too.
Still the candyman has not said anything. Finally the agent grew agitated, and just then the candyman said his first words.
"My FAMILY has come! I LOVE you all! You will be my FRIENDS, and we will SING and DANCE and eat many a BANANA."
"He is trying to attack us with capitols" yelled the agent, trying to warn his friends. "Cover your ears!"
"DID SOMEONE SAY CAPITALS?" Boomed the voice of the innkeeper, Sauron.
"Not now, dark lord!"
"WELL, YOU COULD HAVE SAID YOU WERE BUSY." the innkeeper said, sulking. He vanished after that.
Using a feat of dexterity, the agenty pulled his pistols while still covering his ears and shot at the agent topmost candy, what he estimated was his nerve center.
"Ha HA! You can't KILL me by saying little WORDS! My insanity SHIELD will PROTECT me from your evil LOGIC and other stuff!" The candyman looked quite pleased.
"He is bonkers!" muttered wombat. The agent, however, seem quite agitated. He stared at his pistols with amazement. He then proceeded to move his pistols to the high settings, and fired a burst that should have destroyed the entire station, so mad was he in his anger and distraught. But the MM77 insanity shield blocked everything.
"IT DOESN'T WORK!" He screamed at wombat. "IT DOESN'T WORK! WHAT CAN I DO?! RANDOM VIOLENCE DOES NOT WORK!!!!"
"Well, you can try to use your head" said jaws, while still trying to block most of MM77 infernal capital attack.
"NO I CAN'T, YOU MORON! RANDOM VIOLENCE IS ALL I HAVE! IT'S WHAT WE ALL HAVE! HE CAN'T BE STOPPED! NONE OF US ARE INTELLIGENT! THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COMED!" and he procceeded to sob.
And maybe it would have been the end of all times, but for a tiny animal that decided to show up at the time. Until he came, nothing availed. The candyman proved imprevious to cotal charms and her iron ball. Jaws could not bite him, Wombat could not paw him, and hurtley could not challange him into a fishing contest which is really the only thing a penguin could do properly. The agent sobbed all this time, shocked that simple, random, brutal, unstoppable violence did not work.
But then he came. The Koala. The eater of choclate.
Stories will be written later about the event. It could not be described. The colors as the Koala fought the insanity field, as he ate one more piece of the creature at a time, could be described in words but it will do it no justice. Nothing can truly describe it.
Stories will also be written about Koala shopping spree, about the drengin he pleased in the bathroom until he saved enough to buy the entire chain of Saxs. It was, indeed, very busy few days. But Koala was snappilshly dressed at the attacked, and all the special forces unit stop to gaze at the sight of his spelndor.
"The valvet!" exclaimed Jaws.
"The pearls!" yelled Wombat.
"The feathers!" breathed Cotal.
"The silk!" mouthed the penguin.
"What's that white residue on his chin?" asked the agent.
And so, after a grave battle, the MM77 fell and was consumed. So one little koala from the shire brought the fall of great evil (not to mention capitals), and all was well.
The end.
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by MM77
GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE
CHAPTER 5 : THE CARIELF ARCHANGELS WARRIOR DIVISION.
KNUCKLE UP!!
( Sound track -- FLIGHT OF ICARUS by IRON MADEIN )
TERRO STAR ARCHANGEL Christopher Packer: ARCHANGELS FOLLOW!!!
( Elsewhere three other simultaneous events happened )
I LOVE YOU!
( Much was the feeling on Sol 2 As the Terro Star POWER UP BEFORE IT! )
Molly: Mommy why are you crying?
Mother: Were going to sleep for a long time ( sniff ).. come here baby let mommy hold you.....
hush now baby don't you cry... god is going to give us a better life......( sniff ).....
( Meanwhile on the EXCALIBUR 2003 )
Tactical: Captain ORDERS!
Captain: HOLD!
( The captain has been in many tough positions before, You must have to command a EXCALIBUR CLASS SHIP.
But with SKILL or BACK UP it was IMMPOSIBLE to to defeat or NONE to be found. In this case.
DRENGIN JUST achieved beyond human technology and is Standing Before THEM! )
Captain: Were the LAST ship, after us our PLANET! I COULD NOT ASK! FOR A BETTER CREW.
( The Captain can't figure if he's most sad about losing his ship! or the 20 billion Lives on his PLANET! )
( And at Vaga 4 )
UNITED PRESIDENT of VAGA 4: PEOPLE PLEASE! STAY CALM! Space sharks have NEVER been reported as to ATTACKING a PLANET!......YES we do have reports that it is a MUTAIN SHARK!...
BUT THATS NO REASON to be ALARMED!!!AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!,
( ARCHANGELS appear around Harel and the crew with TERRO STAR ARCHANGEL Christopher Packer!
Holding them in stasis in air above HIM! )
TERRO STAR ARCHANGEL Christopher Packer: YOU! KILLED OUR PRESIDENT?!!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot: I'll take over, I'm the highest ranking officer here.
RANGER ARCHANGEL TheQuack: You are out of Jurisdiction.
This is CariElf BUSINESS! NOT the GODDESS KarmaGirl!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot: Oh... I don't know?!
Why, just on the way here some CLUMSEY ARCHANGEL bump! into a Terro Star and DESTROYED it!
It's a SHAME all it was doing was tidying up the solarsystem..
And THEN another one RUNS into the first CIVILIZATION with BEYOND HUMAN TECH! and POOF! gone!
I was SO looking forward to some decent life to watch...
And if that's not ENOUGH! Who's the one that ran into the poor little sharky on the way here?
My my my I MUST say the GOD'S will be pissed when thay find out their little pet is now SUPPLYING a PLANET with fish for the next four YEARS!
[ ENOUGH ]
RANGER ARCHANGEL TheQuack: You are out of Jurisdiction!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot: OK I'll let you beat up on some mortals then.
CALL if you need HELP! ( smile )
( And with that A.A.P. PontiusBruinPilot was gone. )
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CHAPTER 6 : THE DEATH OF A DEMIGOD!
( Approximately 1 minute BEFORE ) ( NO QUARTER by LED ZEPPLIN )
Killa Koala: Uggg ...OHHHHH....to much chocolate goodness ...RALPHHHHHH!!! chocolate
[ GROSS! ]
FOOLS!!!!
MM77: You can't eat a DEMIGOD!.......LOOK what you done to my BODY!!!
( That instant he pulls out the CariElf Sword! )
Harel Eilam: Uh Q we could use a little assistance HERE!
( As soon as Q appears The CariElf Sword slices it in half and sucks it spirit energy into the BLADE! )
( MM77 Knows he needs MORE POWER! So he destroys the entire Q continuum alonge with M1-6
None of them even know he left! )
( MM77 sends a energy blast at Killa Koala, The CariElf Sword readys high in the air! )
Harel Eilam: YOU KILL MY MATE!!!.....YOU DIE!!!!
( Harel Grabs the last BALL in hand and throws it at the disfigured chocolate DEMIGOD! )
( TIME seem to last a year as the CariElf Sword SLICES the DEMIGOD in HALF!
Teetering on life and death the ball hit's MM77 and his SPIRIT FUSES with the UNIVERSE )
Killa Koala: Uggg ...OHHHHH....to much chocolate goodness ...
( Elsewhere at The CariElf Temple )
KNUCKLE UP!!
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CHAPTER 7 : WHEN GODS EVOLVES.
( #267 by Citizen MM77 - 6/26/2003 7:57:29 PM CariElf Fan Club)
( KASHMIR by LED ZEPPLIN )
(The Lord looks down from his throne, with an disgusted and impatient look.) well
LORD MM77: My blades thirst for blood! I need BATTLE! Shall I kill ALL for whom I know? Or shall I kill ALL fresh meat! How shall I go about this quest?
(The god ponders.)
LORD MM77: For I AM DEATH, FOR I BRING IT! For is there any out there that would like to taste my BLADE!
( The god ponders to himself for he wishes to impress the goddess CariElf )
LORD MM77: For I will issue a challenge to all GODS! I will reward any god that can kill me for death only makes me stronger! I taste blood on the tip of my sword.... SWEET!
( His sick twisted soul waits for his first victim. )
( JUST THEN he feels the DEATH of another GOD in another universe )
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CHAPTER 8 : WHEN ANGLES FALL
( THE WANTON SONG by LED ZEPPLIN )
TERRO STAR ARCHANGEL Christopher Packer: HOW?!! Can these mortals KILL A DEMIGOD!!!
BATTLESHIP ARCHANGEL Gerakken: It's SAD irony mortals many ages ago
Started to NAME their CHILDREN after US!
TERRO STAR ARCHANGEL Christopher Packer: Well these will NEVER have ANY!!!
( With untold FURY! The TERRO STAR RAISED his BLADE! JUST as a portal opened up in SPACE! )
( The BLADES made the KILLS thier SPRITES were in the BLADES )
LORD MM77: AHH! That was fun. ( smile ) Now what have we here.........
( Looking at the crew in stasis...JUST THEN ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot appears! )
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * YOU KILLED THEM with there BACKS TURNED!!!..
YOU DIE!!!
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CHAPTER 9 : HARRIET
( HAVE A CIGAR by PINK FLOYD )
LORD MM77: Takes Harel out of stasis.
Harel Eilam: What happened to the angels I seen before I was froze THAY seemed rather pissed.
LORD MM77: There in my blades.
Harel Eilam: Q NOW! Sauron?!
LORD MM77: Q is gone and Sauron is a little tied up.
Now I need you to do me a favor.
Harel Eilam: I'm not going to help you unless you RETURN Everything as it WAS!
LORD MM77: I have NO TIME to barter with you mortal.
Harel Eilam: WELL GO AHEAD! and KILL ME a THOUSAND TIMES I'LL NEVER HELP YOU!
LORD MM77: TRUE for a mortal your spirit is extremely strong, I need YOU to KILL ME.
But I see you need a LITTLE motivation.
( And with a mere gesture Harel was changed into Harriet )
Harriet: WHAT!!! You changed ME into a GIRL!!!
LORD MM77: Now Harriet, When my BLADES come down on me and I seem DEAD!
THROW those BALLS at ME!
Harriet: ENOUGH TALKKKKKK!!!!!! DIE YOU B@$%#^&!!!!!
( And with that LORD MM77'S BLADES HUNG OVER HIM! )
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CHAPTER 10 : THE GODLING
( SHEEP by PINK FLOYD )
NOOOOO!!!!!
( A YOUNG GODLING puts Harriet in STASIS, Then teleports them to another solarsystem )
( LORD MM77 * BLADES ATTACKED the GODLING!!! The GODLING'S SWORD STANDS FAST!!! )
( Black Hole,star,antimatter,galaxy energy all focused on each other!
The fight look like it went on for an eternity, BUT it was hardly a SECOND! )
LORD MM77 * You put up a GOOD FIGHT! But GODLING your powers are young.
Now to FINNISH OLD BUSINESS!
NO.
( And with the slightest effort CariElf transported the GODLING to another solarsystem. )
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CHAPTER 11 : THE GIFT
( THE BITCH IS BACK by ELTON JOHN )
( The GODLING appears in front of the crew and takes them out of STASIS )
Harriet: WHAT IS GOING on NOW!.... SOMEONE STOP THIS NIGHTMARE!
The GODLING: I owe you a favor from a friend. make your wish.
Harriet: I WANT TO BE MALE AGAIN!!!
The GODLING: Done
Harel Eilam: Uh..Thanks....where is Q?
The GODLING: Gone. Killa Koala, Your wish....
Killa Koala: A THOUSAND TON OF CHOCOLLLLLLLLLLL......offf
( Harel elbows Killa )
Killa Koala: i mean i would like all of the q continuum returned with q in it.
( The GODLING takes his SWORD! And cuts his wrist as if a GOD can BLEED!
No blood seems to come out but the SWORD turns BLOOD RED! ..
A single beam of energy seems to FLASH out into a void in SPACE! )
The GODLING: Done.....Harel I have a few from ME to give you.
If you are EVER KILLED I will bring you back to life.
Harel Eilam: Uh..Thanks
( And with that The GODLING appears is thier ship with them. )
Harel Eilam: HAY! What's with all these TAMPONS?!
The GODLING: You may experience occasional bleeding month to month.
( And with that The GODLING appeared in the CariElf Temple! )
[ INTRUDER ALERT! ]
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CHAPTER 12 : TRUE LOVE.
( QUEEN BEE by GRAND FUNK RAILROAD )
LORD MM77: GODDEST CariElf I bring you gifts. ( smile )
( Chocolates and cases of mountain due surrounds her )
LORD MM77: I here there's a STARDOCK HOP we can go to the D.J.SUCKS BUT!
There is this Evil Steve character that I find amusing.
( The Goddess CariElf dose not respond )
LORD MM77: SORRY I'm not GOOD with JOKES!...
What Gifts can I give you?...That would please you?
GODDESS CariElf: I WANT MY ARCHANGELS NOW!
( LORD MM77 Seem to manifests tears as if GODS CRY. Thay Splash on his BLADES!
LORD MM77'S BLADES HATES MERCY! The BLADES spit out the SPIRITS of the ARCHANGELS! )
GODDESS CariElf: PRESIDENT ARCHANGELS PontiusBruinPilot, TO.
LORD MM77: I LIKE HIM! ....OK.
( The GODDESS CariElf put them in ARCHANGELS BODYS and sends the to the TEMPLE!
With no effert)
GODDESS CariElf: LORD MM77 What do you want.
LORD MM77: You know what I want, I WANT YOU GODDESS.
GODDESS CariElf: Why do you wast your time? Your EVIL and I'm NOT!
LORD MM77: Because I have all the TIME in the MULTIVERSES.
And YOU KNOW...( smile ).... opposites attract. ( smile )
( As LORD MM77 opens a portal to his universe he turns to CariElf and says. )
LORD MM77: WAIT! To you see WHAT I BRING YOU NEXT!
( Fade out with WISH YOU WERE HERE by PINK FLOYD )
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CHAPTER 13 : SOME KIND OF HOMECOMING.
( TIME by PINK FLOYD )
RANGER ARCHANGEL TheQuack: THANKS Pontius.
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot: For WHAT?!
RANGER ARCHANGEL TheQuack: You Know,...Comming back for US.
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot: I did NOT! Come back for YOU!
I came BACK for the HONOR of THE TEMPLE.
RANGER ARCHANGEL TheQuack: Right...
[ INTRUDER ALERT! ]
( The GODLING freezes thier bodys. )
The GODLING: TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer.
TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer: I'M NOT PRESIDENT! WHO ARE YOU!
The GODLING: AS You know when a DEMIGOD / DEMIGODESS dies in a universe it FUSES to that UNIVERSE and EVOLVES to a GODLING, A GODLING dies to become a GOD.
LORD MM77 is the SUPREME GOD in his UNIVERSE. BUT in OURS his powers diminished down to GODLING level. He Wanted to die Here to CHALLANGE the GODS and IMPRESS The GODDESS CariElf.
He would have been a FULL GOD HERE! had he DIED! THAT'S WHY THE DEMIGOD MM77 HAD TO DIE.
SO I COULD STOP! HIM!
RANGER ARCHANGEL TheQuack: WHY If LORD MM77, Has GODLING POWER here,
GODDESS CariElf could not GET us OUT of his BLADES!
The GODLING: HIS BLADES are extensions of his SOLE. He would have to be KILLED to RELEASE THEM.
AND KILLING HIM HERE is not the BEST THING to DO!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot: So WHY?! Did You BOTH NEED A MORTAL to KILL YOU?
The GODLING: ALL GOD LOSE thier POWER at the point of DEATH so ALL MATTER or ENERGY thay are using stops in STASIS. The thing NEED to KILL a GOD or GODDESS is HATE OF THAT GOD!
Harel Eilam, Had PURE HATE for BOTH! ANY PHYSICAL action would have killed them because the concept of HATE would have manifest into reality, Basicly any piece of matter would do as long as it hits them. ALL GODS and GODDESS NEED a SECOND to DIE.....
I have a GIFT for you TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer,
The CariElf BLADE.... Guard the Temple KEEP it SAFE!
Greakken, It seems like yesterday YOU were a ANGEL but now you made BATTLESHIP And with that you been PROMOTED to ARCHANGEL.
And RANGER ARCHANGEL TheQuack, You may WISH to skip EXCALIBUR and go become a PRESIDENT for one of the OTHER GODS or GODDESS.
I'll still be The SENTINAL But I won't be around as much.
What is it Greakken, Speak your mind.
BATTLESHIP ARCHANGEL Gerakken: MM.....I mean GODLING?
The GODLING: A DEMIGOD is HALF MORTAL and HALF GOD.
When I was born my FATHER SLAIN my MOTHER.
HE felt there was no more USE for her so HER SPIRIT helps power his BLADES!
ARCHANGEL BATTLESHIP VICE PRESIDENT Gerakken * So...
The GODLING: LORD MM77 is my FATHER.
( And with that, The GODLING leaves in the portal to LORD MM77'S UNIVERSE. )
MM
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by MM77
( IN SPECIAL HONOR, To PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot .
I hope to guess at what ranks and actions he would like.
Hopefully PontiusBruinPilot will write his view someday.)
CHAPTER 14: KarmaGirl Auxiliary Warriors Unit
SHATTERD by The ROLLING STONES
( prelude )
GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!! SLISSSSSSH! PHTTTTTTT!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! THUUUUUMP! aaaah..... thud...
( Present Time at the CariElf Temple KarmaGirl Halls an angle appears comming down the corridor his name is KittWarrior.)
( The CariElf Temple named after the AMBASSADOR goddess CariElf.
Each corridor leads to ether the Halls of BoogieBac,T-Man,KarmaGirl,Frogboy,Momzilla and CariElf.
Each with there own ARCHANGEL WARRIOR DIVISION.)
( The angel KittWarrior approaches President PontiusBruinPilot! )
STARFIGHTER ANGEL KittWarrior: Where is he.
( said with a blank expression and smelling of DEATH! )
President PontiusBruinPilot: He's gone ... Nolonger a DEMIGOD.
STARFIGHTER ANGEL KittWarrior: Where is he.
President PontiusBruinPilot: Only ARCHANGELS or higher have Clarence to travel to where, What he is now.
( KittWarrior drops the head of a rouge GOD! on the floor. )
President PontiusBruinPilot: Good work BATTLESHIP ARCHANGEL KittWarrior....
EBZeroMatrix! HOLD DOWN the FORT! Till we return I have a SCORE to SETTLE ...
( The GODS and GODESSES at the CariElf temple are the STRONGEST! in the G.C. UNIVERSE.
And ALL ANGLES of there are MORE POWERFUL than ANYOTHER GOD or GODESS! )
( Which well prove to be a CHALLANGE if President PontiusBruinPilot and KittWarrior
Go to LORD MM77's UNIVERSE! )
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CHAPTER 15: A GAME OF CHESS
DO IT AGAIN by STEELY DAN
( President PontiusBruinPilot opens a portal to LORD MM77's Realm.
And with that thay are placed a few FEET! AWAY! From LORD MM77 and the GODLING! )
( KittWarrior grabs his SWORD!! )
President PontiusBruinPilot: Hold! Kitt...
KittWarrior: What are thay DOING!?!
President PontiusBruinPilot: Thay are PLAYING CHESS.
KittWarrior: I don't get it! Why arn't thay FIGHTING!!!
President PontiusBruinPilot: Thay are...
KittWarrior: MM77 are you OK!?
( A blank look came over the GODLING.)
LORD MM77: CHECKMATE!
( And with THAT! LORD MM77 BLADES RISED OVER THE GODLING'S HEAD and came DOWN TO SLAY HIM! )
( As if time itself has froze The GODLING focus ALL his energy as his SOUL was being sucked in the BLADES to grab his mothers soul and focus it out of LORD MM77's UNIVERSE.The GODLING's SOUL never had a chance to fuse with LORD MM77's UNIVERSE.)
KittWarrior: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
................LORD MM77 NOW YOU DIE!!!
President PontiusBruinPilot: HOLD! Kitt!!! I know you were fond of MM77 but he's DEAD TWICE NOW!.....His SOUL is in those BLADES! LORD MM77 is the ONLY ONE who can get him OUT!....
( The atmosphere thickens to a dry feel )
( President PontiusBruinPilot and LORD MM77's eye's meet both piercing eachothers SOUL! )
LORD MM77: The BOARD is SET! ..Your move.
( President PontiusBruinPilot sits at the table )
President PontiusBruinPilot: These are the RULES .
We BOTH! take mortal form and duel with mortal's SWORDS.
I win you RELEASE The GODLING
You win I will tell you what you NEED to DO to have The GODESS CariElf fall in LOVE with YOU.
I know this because she talks to The GODESS KarmaGirl who talks to ME.
( It's QUIET for an eternity .....KittWarrior eveready to POUNCE!!! )
LORD MM77: The BOARD is SET! ..Your move.
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CHAPTER 16
by PontiusBruinPilot - 1/11/2004 1:33:21 AM
MM taunts Pontius. I shall whip you in a fair game!!!
Pontius: Well then, that's not much incentive for me to play fair now is it? Pontius takes his cutlass, swipes all MM's pieces off the chessboard except for the king. After all, we need a king to checkmate. Pontius. Knights pawn 2 to Knight level 3. Ye must learn ye be playing chess with a pirate.
MM starts to protest when Karma Girl walks in.
MM!!!! You should know better than to put the chief of my auxiliary fan club through a chess game. Let him pass.
MM: I hear and obey. This isn't over... Pontius.
Pontius walks in to see his witch goddess to which he wrote the song of the year. But as he does he gives MM a big =OP~~~~~~~~~~
HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Laugh's Karma Girl. You'd make a good witch Pontius.
Pontius. Uh nooo. We've been there and done that...
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by MM77
CHAPTER 17: FRIDAY
SATURDAY NIGHTS ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING! by ELTON JHON
LORD MM77: You win ARCHANGEL PRESEDENT PontiusBruinPilot.
( For to be a spectators it appears as if Pontius just swipes all MM's pieces off the chessboard except for the king. IN FACT The two MORTAL SOUL WERE DULING!!!
Pontius takes his cutlass, then sheves it!
Lord MM77 looks perplexed! Then draws his mortal style
cutlass BUT! HIS ARMS FALL OFF! THEN! HIS LEGS!
LORD MM77's HEAD rests on his TORSO!)
Pontius: CHECKMATE! ( And with that LORD MM77 HEAD FALLS OFF!)
( Now thay appear to be PUTING THE BOARD AWAY! )
( LORD MM77 Manifests a tear which splashes on his BLADES! The soul of the GODLING is RELEASED!!! )
( KittWarrior grabs the weakend GODLING and thay are GONE )
LORD MM77: I LIKE HIM!
( LORD MM77 smiles ) ( Ref.CHAPTER 12 )
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CHAPTER 18
by KitWarrior
“Tsk tsk...” Kit shakes his head. “So much bloodshed.”
He looks down at the godling in his arms, into a twisted face that he barely recognizes. Its limp body is lifted onto a vacant alter and Kit unsheathes his sword. From the temple’s burning torches, an orange light dances between the steel and Kit’s glowing eyes.
“Old friend, it’s time for you to sleep for a while.”
“As for you, poor godling...” Kit returns the blade to its sheath and walks over to a wall filled with books. “...I’m not quite sure what you need.”
He waves his arm before several rows of books, stopping on a large, leather-bound one titled “How to Take Care of Your Pet Godling”.
Chapter 19: What Godlings of the Order of CariElf Devour
A regular diet of rich chocolate and Mountain Dew are essential for your pet godling’s health. Serve two pounds...
Kit shakes his head a second time. “Figures.”
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CHAPTER 20
Holy Planet
by Veteran Gerakken - 2/12/2004 3:39:54 AM
It looks like I haven't contributed any random mayhem for a while. So, why not? Gerakken's got to have a little fun, too! Who knows where this will go...
It is midnight in a remote forested swamp on the planet Skowbo. The moons were dark, and shapes rustled and splashed through the wetland toward a small island dominated by a massive, twisted tree. Around the ancient tree the humaniod shapes gathered, all dressed in black ceremonial robes and hoods. A circle of eight formed in what seem to be well rehearsed ritual, each one choosing a precise spot to stand.
One of the robed figures spoke in an electronically altered voice. "Skowbo has been good for us and our business. The pilgrims always have needs that cannot be satisfied in the temples. For many moons we have been able to thrive here, despite MM77's tight hold on the Temples and Stardock City. He had been easily overwhelmed and distracted before, allowing us to smuggle our goods and run our rackets in the suburbs and smaller cities of the planet. The Knights of Skowbo were also not a problem. Those pesky zealots are generally unconcered with domestic concerns, smuggling, or petty crime. They always are looking skyward for some grand alien or imperial conspiracy that could threaten the Holy Planet's neutrality. But ill times are ahead."
Another figure spoke with a distorted voice: "Indeed. The Hacker Incident, although so far singular in nature, has jolted the Knights back into action. They fear a greater conspiracy than what they even thought possible: an outside power so destructive that it could corrupt the whole Metaverse. The reaction of the Stardockian Gods, using their mighty power to stop such a potential calamity, has made the superstitious Knights reread the nearly forgotten Apocolyptic Prophesies of the old order. Thinking the Time of Trials at the End of Ages foretold in the Prophesies is near, their increased vigilance is causing strain on the shipping routes. Cargoes are being more carefully inspected and our smuggling profits are down."
A third corrupted voice interupts in a sharp tone: "The Knights do not concern us. They may catch a few goods and lower level people of ours and other organizations slipping through, but their eyes are set on bigger affairs. They will not turn their attention to us if we do not turn on them. We can compensate for the Knights. The problem is MM77, imbeciles!"
A fourth voice was a natural voice. The speaker was probably human, but the neutral tone and the total flatness and lack of emotion made determining gender, much less exact identity, impossible: "Correct. MM77's influence outside of Skowbo is limited, but on the Holy Planet he has great power. When it comes to Stardock City and the Temples, he is a godling in his own right. His power has recently grown. Now his minions can be sent anywhere with his new found linking ability. More problematic is his increased attention to detail, carefully listening to the incoming reports and able to exactly quote any incident. He is harder to distract now. This will prove costly unless rectified."
The fifth member spoke through the distinct voice of a thought translator. This language computer translates what the user thinks about saying directly into words without having to speak them first, commonly used by aliens not wishing to give away their native tongue by using a dictation translator. "How do we combat his increased presence, then? What if he takes too much interest in our affairs as well?"
Number Six in the circle raised his left arm, revealing an unnaturally long, thin index finger. A low, cold, whispered voice spoke: "The Godling has a weakness. His love of the spotlight should be fulfilled. One cannot see if blinded."
Number Seven caught on quickly. Being barely three feet tall, the shortest robed member spoke in an high pitched, increasingly excitable voice. "All the worlds are a stage, and everyone's a player. Our Godling has a weakness for song, especially when he is the artist. Perhaps we should arrange a Meta-wide tour for him. The schedule will keep him busy and the publicity will intoxicate him. Better yet, his most faithful minions will follow him on tour! Fabulous idea, Number Six! Spectatular! We might even be able to muscle into Stardock City."
The last figure in the circle of eight had an electronically altered voice similar to Number One: "So the Council has spoken. Make the proper arrangements." The figure took a step back and the other seven knelt. Number eight turned and walked quitely into the dark night. The rest of the circle rose and went their separate ways
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CHAPTER 21
Holy Planet
by Veteran Gerakken
Once again the eight Council members slog their ways through the marsh on a moonless Skowbo night toward the isle of the ancient tree. They assume their ceremonial places in a circle around the tree.
Number One starts the proceedings: "We have a problem. The Godling will not leave the Holy Planet so easily. Our last plan depended upon distracting him with a Meta-wide concert tour so our business would return or even expand into the forbidden Stardock City itself. We must find another way."
Number Two: "Indeed. This is a problem. We cannot have the Knights of Skowbo watching the system borders so closely and the Godling having near total control of the Temples and Stardock City. Between them, our web of profitable partnerships could be finished."
Number Three: "Once again you exaggerate the situation. The Knights still do not concern us. They are fools following archaic beliefs. They would have no concept of our kind of operation even if they can catch a few on the bottom of the chain. As long as there seems to be no conspiracy against the Holy Planet, they will not act! Just focus on distracting MM77."
Number Four, speaking in the usual matter-of-fact emotionless manner: "The Godling's power flows from the radio stations and multi-media centers. Control them and we control MM77. Control MM77 and Stardock City is ours. The Temples rarely intervene in the dealings of us mere mortals. The divinities will not care who worships them, just so long as there are an adequate number of worshippers. This plan will not interupt the flow of worshippers. We will be safe."
Number Five, speaking through the thought translator: "Your presumptions trouble me. Could it be as easy as controlling the media outlets in Stardock City?"
Number Six, in all his death-like coldness and brevity: "It is. His strength shall be his weakness."
Number Seven, as excitable as ever: "Yes, yes, yes! Control the radio stations and we control the followers as well. The Knights continue to be distracted by paranoia of outside conspiracies, the Godling is controlled, the followers subdied as well, and the divinities get their tribute in prayer power still and think none the wiser! Sheer genius, I say!"
Number Eight, the leader of the pack: "The Council has spoken. All of you have much work to do. Make it so." Number Eight takes a step back and the others kneel with respect. As Number Eight turns into the darkness, the others start to rise and they all disperse in separate directions.
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