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Radio SPAM, The Voice of The Metaverse!!!!
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Well on my official duties as Spammer Uno of The Metaverse I have decided to open a new radiogalactic station called WWWSPAM-MER The Voice of The Metaverse. Here you can call and solicit your favorite music number, commentaries and other important news from abroad the galaxy.
So feel free to come and post your news, jokes and other articles of interes for our audience. 
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Our first news has to do with the nomination and Knighthood of The Renegade as official Lord SPAM!!! 
Many thanks to my beloved fans from the Guardians Empire.
Now shifting the focus to local news
3 famous Empires have gone AWOL from the Metaverse they are
EUROs, MWC and FOTR!!!
About the MWC we heard the rumors that they opened a chain of boutiques in south Florida to sell all kind of agricultural machineries and lawn care products. In an interview conducted by Kamoose from our sister radio station in Danada one of the farmers in condition of anonymity expressed that was too darn cold at North and they loved the bikinis of the South, so they ain't moving back North.
The EUROs have abandoned ship after a fast but fructiferous carrier. The only person remaining is the Emperor and many sources close to him have said that he is looking into moving to the GROSS empire to join the action.
The FOTR is still in critical condition with not visible cure.... but sources at their palace have reported that Ray is returning home!!!!
So these are the news for today!!!
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Can you play the #1 song on the charts. Yo ho Yo ho a Pirate's life for me?
          
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Right away my Captain, your favorite song is here!!!!
(Kicks the Yornograph and the music starts)
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[insert Greldonizer here]
   
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As a personal request from one of our elder players here is the new version of the 12 days of Christmas (computer related)
12 Days Of Helpdesk
On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me
A problem with E.T.
On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T.
On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Three dead disks,
Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the ninth day of Chrsitmas, a user gave to me
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Twelve e-mail problems,
Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.
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Now a little story from our friend Eunuchus Guardianus
A Brief History Of Computers
Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would need for support but few rams.
So the Gateskeeper, who was said to be both micro and soft, fashioned a Dosfish, who was small and spry, and could swim the narrow sixteen-bit channel. But the Dosfish was not bright, and could be taught few new tricks. His alphabet had no A's, B's, or Q's, but a mere 640 K's, and the size of his file cabinet was limited by his own fat.
At first the people loved the Dosfish, for he was the only one who could swim the Pea Sea. But the people soon grew tired of commanding his line, and complained that he could be neither dragged nor dropped. "Forsooth," they cried. "the Dosfish can only do one job at a time, and of names, he knows only eight and three." And many of them left the Pea Sea for good, and went off
in search of the Magic Apple.
Although many went, far more stayed, because admittance to the Pea Sea was cheap. So the Gateskeeper studied the Magic Apple, and rested awhile in the Parc of Xer-Ox, and he made a Window that could ride on the Dosfish and do its thinking for it. But the Window was slow, and it would break when the Dosfish got confused. So most people contented themselves with the Dosfish.
Now it came to pass that the Blue Giant came upon the Gateskeeper, and spoke thus: "Come, let us make of ourselves something greater than the Dosfish." The Blue Giant seemed like a humbug, so they called the new creature OZ II.
Now Oz II was smarter than the Dosfish, as most things are. It could drag and drop, and could keep files without becoming fat. But the people cared for it not. So the Blue Giant and the Gateskeeper promised another OZ II, to be called Oz II Too, that could swim the fast new 32-bit wide Pea Sea.
Then lo, a strange miracle occurred. Although the Window that rode on the Dosfish was slow, it was pretty, and the third Window was the prettiest of all. And the people began to like the third Window, and to use it. So the Gateskeeper turned to the Blue Giant and said, "Fie on thee, for I need thee not. Keep thy OZ II Too, and I shall make of my Window an Entity that will not need the Dosfish, and will swim in the 32-bit Pea Sea."
Years passed, and the workshops of the Gateskeeper and the Blue Giant were overrun by insects. And the people went on using their Dosfish with a Window; even though the Dosfish would from time to time become confused and die, it could always be revived with three fingers.
Then there came a day when the Blue Giant let forth his OZ II Too onto the world. The Oz II Too was indeed mighty, and awesome, and required a great ram, and the world was changed not a whit. For the people said, "It is indeed great, but we see little application for it." And they were doubtful, because the Blue Giant had met with the Magic Apple, and together they were fashioning a Taligent, and the Taligent was made of objects, and was most pink.
Now the Gateskeeper had grown ambitious, and as he had been ambitious before he grew, he was now more ambitious still. So he protected his Window Entity with great security, and made its net work both in serving and with peers. And the Entity would swim, not only in the Pea Sea, but in the Oceans of Great Risk. "Yea," the Gateskeeper declared, "though my entity will require a greater ram than Oz II Too, it will be more powerful than a world of Eunuchs."
And so the Gateskeeper prepared to unleash his Entity to the world, in all but two cities. For he promised that a greater Window, a greater Entity, and even a greater Dosfish would appear one day in Chicago and Cairo, and it too would be built of objects.
Now the Eunuchs who lived in the Oceans of Great Risk, and who scorned the Pea Sea, began to look upon their world with fear. For the Pea Sea had grown, and great ships were sailing in it, the Entity was about to invade their oceans, and it was rumored that files would be named in letters greater than eight. And the Eunuchs looked upon the Pea Sea, and many of them thought to immigrate.
Within the Oceans of Great Risk were many Sun Worshippers, and they wanted to excel, and make their words perfect, and do their jobs as easy as one-two-three. And what's more, many of them no longer wanted to pay for the Risk. So the Sun Lord went to the Pea Sea, and got himself eighty-sixed.
And taking the next step was He of the NextStep, who had given up building his boxes of black. And he proclaimed loudly that he could help anyone make wondrous soft wares, then admitted meekly that only those who know him could use those wares, and he was made of objects, and required the biggest ram of all.
And the people looked out upon the Pea Sea, and they were sore amazed. And sore confused. And sore sore. And that is why, to this day, Ozes, Entities, and Eunuchs battle on the shores of the Pea Sea, but the people still travel on the simple Dosfish.
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For this afternoon we will have some breaking news!!!!
One of our reporters managed to visit one of the underground facilities where the Yors are hidding from the Guardians, we will interview Yor-Karvolvo1XY leader of the Yor resistance.
Listen to this interview this afternoon on your radio station Radio SPAM. The unwanted friend of all the Empire treads.
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We really need to tell the Yor, they need to run something better than a 6800 8 bit micro.
    
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| By the Guardians and U.P. Law, I demand to give me the position of those resistance troopers! |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! ooooooo look lord Spam, He's quoteing you THE LAW!!!!
Hey Lord Spam.
Can you play that hit song the Theme from the Pirates of the Carribean?
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| One of our reporters managed to visit one of the underground facilities where the Yors are hidding from the Guardians, we will interview Yor-Karvolvo1XY leader of the Yor resistance. |
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What happened Guardians find out where the interview was to be and made toasters out of the Yor?
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| What happened Guardians find out where the interview was to be and made toasters out of the Yor? |
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They buy all their Yor toasters from us.
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The latest news from this your reporter.
We apologize for the delay in the latest news, but a great change has taken place, from now on I shall be known as Lord of the Yors, Imperial Admiral of the United Yor Planets Fleet, our goal seek, find and destroy any and all Guardians, planets, ships and out posts, so be aware Guardians wherever you hide we will find you!!!
We are the Yor!!! Resistance is futile!!!
War have been declared between the Lord of the Yors and any and all Guardians, they are all free targets, run Guardians because The Lord of the Yors is coming after you!!!!
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Breaking news from our headquarters in Yorcity.
The majestic new fleet from the Lord of the Yors has launched a huge offensive against two of the primary systems of the Guardian Empire. All the planets and ships belonging to Terl the writer have been seized and exterminated, according to eyewitneses, they saw Terl escaping the attack on a medical vessel with the green cross on it. he was disguised as a doctor to avoid been captured by the Yor forces.
In other area the Yor troops attacked and destroyed several planets belonging to the warlord Greldon. His planets were wiped out using the new Cube-Death-Terror-Star developed by the Yors under the direction of the Lord of the Yors.
Warlord Greldon was absent from his planets during the attack. 3 of his fleet surrendered to the Yors and many other ships swore allegiance to the Lord of the Yors.
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In an act considered as a proof of the good relationship between the Yor Empire and The Lord of the Yors, the Yor Empire has given the medal of Metallic Honor to the Lord of the Yors. After many defeats at the hands of the Guardians, for first time in this gruesome war, the Yor Empire has achieved their first victories.
Today 54 of Axar according with the Yor calendar has been proclaimed as Lord of the Yors Day.
More battles are been fought as we speak.
Terl the scribe and other Guardians assenbled a huge fleet to attack the newly acquired systems from the hands of the Yors. Big mistake!!!
The Lord of the Yor had placed many of its Yor-Death-Star in the vicinity of the systems using the newly developed claoking system, first time this technique has been succesful used to claok such a huge ships. The Terl's fleet was completely wiped out, Terl's life was sare and he was sent back to the Guardian Empire inside a cage made with the remains of his ship. On his forehead was tatooed The Yor are my master!!!! 
Also another tatoos were placed on a section of his body that we could not mention, the tatoo reads kick me!!!
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Time for a quick update. The Yor Empire has named Lord of the Yors Emperor of the Yor empire, now they are called the Galactic Yors Empire.
So for those of you who have a quarrel against the Guardians come and join the Galctic Yors we shall destroy the stinky Guardians.
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