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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?
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RADIO S.O.S. EMPIER THREAD / BAR AND GRILL
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#225  by Citizen Icho_Tolot - 7/22/2004 4:53:02 PM


Actually I'm Icho_Tolot, not Icho Tolot


We'll see about the morality of this very one


        
#226  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/22/2004 4:54:29 PM

LORD GENGHIS!...LORD GENGHIS!...LORD GENGHIS!...




Yo! LORD GENGHIS!... I just wanted to say... Um, that is... ah...

Yo!

        
#227  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/22/2004 5:02:24 PM

Now HOW!? Am I going to be ABLE!? To play City of Heros with all these NEW PARTNERS!?

I wish I could turn myself into TWO LIKE Icho_Tolot DID!

        
#228  by Veteran Icho Tolot - 7/22/2004 5:07:13 PM

Actually I'm three now, Myself, Icho_Tolot and Lordadmiral Atlan (Head of the USO)

And I wish I could play CoH too. The reading is great, but Its hard to get here and even more difficult to pay (for someone without a creditcard, like me)

                          
#229  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/22/2004 6:03:14 PM

Lordadmiral Atlan (Head of the USO)

You ARE a HERO! You don't have to play one.

        
#230  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/22/2004 6:07:36 PM

To much LOVE and WARMTH today!

I must be ILL!

        
#231  by Veteran Icho Tolot - 7/22/2004 6:14:50 PM

We have someone here who knows Atlan?

                          
#232  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/22/2004 6:17:37 PM

Star Wars...he..he...he

I AM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

        
#233  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/22/2004 6:24:47 PM

I am KING ARUGAPUGA!

I have never told anyone this BEFORE!

You have caught me having a tender moment.

Baaaaaa...baaaa...

        
#234  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/22/2004 6:54:01 PM

Radio SOS Bar and Grill...zzzzzt...zzzzt..Ok! ok, we have that RADIO HEAD song CREEP remake on the way! ZZZZZZZZZZZt....zzzt..


Who ever you are ....

And what ever you want....

Your so F@#$^#@! SPECIAL!

I WISH I were SPECIAL!

BUT! I'm a SHEEP!

And your KING AUGAPUGA!

What the HELL AM I DOING HERE!?

I DON'T belong here...

SHEEP!

SHEEP!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET TENDER LAME IS WHAT YOU CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A AAAAAAVE!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

SHEEP!

SHEEP!

SHEEP!

SHEEP!

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB!

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB!


Who ever you are ....

And what ever you want....

Your so F@#$^#@! SPECIAL!

I WISH I were SPECIAL!

BUT! I'm a SHEEP!

And your KING AUGAPUGA!

What the HELL AM I DOING HERE!?

I DON'T belong here...

I DON'T belong here...




zzzzzzzzzt....zzzzzzzzzzzt...




        
#235  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 7/22/2004 7:19:16 PM

WOT'S ALL DIS?!?! YOU LOT IZ MAKIN' LORD TYRANT ALL WARM AND FUZZY!!!!

LORD TYRANT PULL YOUR SOCKS UP AND FETCH ME THE RADIO S.O.S. BAR 'N GRILL CONSTITUTION IF YOU PLEASE

scuttle

drag

drag

zip

HA! AZ I THOUGHT, SECTION 17, PARAGRAPH 4, CLAUSE 2 STATES DAT ALL NEW MEMBERZ AZ TO BE INITIATED BY LORD EVIL STEVE. INGREDIENTS IZ:

ITEM 1: ONE SEE THROUGH APRON
ITEM 2: ONE POUND OF FAT
ITEM 3: ONE SHEEP, PREFERABLY BY THE NAME OF DAISY

rustle



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



        
#236  by Veteran Icho Tolot - 7/23/2004 6:27:45 AM

Star Wars...he..he...he

Wrong guess...

He's a Perry Rhodan, Si-Fi roman, figure

                          
#237  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/23/2004 3:35:21 PM

Icho Tolot Your getting on my LAST F#@%$^@! NERVE!

I said STAR WARS! and thats IT!

I you feel you need a refreasher coarse in REALITY!

I'm SURE SENTINAL Icho_Tolot WILL be more than HAPPY! To REFREASH! Your MEMMORY!

        
#238  by Citizen Icho_Tolot - 7/23/2004 4:11:57 PM


Refreshing anything ain't my way of handeling stuff


        
#239  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/23/2004 4:45:37 PM

And now for somthing a little more refreashing!


**************** THE GODLING YEARS *******************



MM77: Dad can I go to the ZOO today?
I need you to sign my permission slip!

LORD MM77: WHAT!? ARN'T THERE WILD BEAST! THAT are CONSTANTLY BREAKING LOSE! AND KILLING PEOPLE!!!

MM77: Yes, dad...

LORD MM77: Have a good time son.

( Later at the zoo )

Class I don't want you getting to CLOSE to the animals.

Yes Mis ELF!

( GeGe gets drop of at the zoo by her parents. And is sporting a NEW SUMMER OUTFIT! )

EVIL: HOLY S#$^!

QUACK: LOOK! At those YAM'S

TYRENT: HAVE you EVERY! SEEN ANYTHING! LIKE THAT!!!

GeGe: You PIGS!..ANIMALS!....ALL OF YOU!

Icho_Tolot: Nice sheep!

LORD GENGHIS: Do you think were getting TO CLOSE!?

Lord Wotts: Not a ALL!...Get CLOSER!

Lord Exar Kuun: I WONDER what would HAPPEN!?
If I POKED! THIS! IN the SHEEP!!!

GeGe: You PIGS!..ANIMALS!....ALL OF YOU!

MM77: I don't like SHEEP! I like GIRLS!

GeGe: F#@%! OFF! MM77!!!

( GeGe BREAKS OUT! With a BAZOOKA! And takes AIM! At the SHEEP! )

TYRANT! QUICK! GRAB HER!

EVIL: The B$^@#! GONE CRAZY!!!

Lord Exar Kuun: WHAT THE....ZIP!

( The gang TACKELED! GeGe! To the GROUND!

GeGe: OK! ok! I'll leave the sheep ALONE! .....
Ah...TYRANT,..Now that you GOT ME PINNED to the GROUND! How about you show me what you like to do to the sheep!

TYRANT: F#@%! OFF GeGe!!!

DAISY!....DAISY!....DAISY!....


        
#240  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/23/2004 5:05:59 PM



************** ARCH NEMESIS LIST! ****************





LORD TYRANT; ARCH NEMESIS; MM77

LORD EVIL STEVE; ARCH NEMESIS; Evil Steve

LORD OF THE QUACK; ARCH NEMESIS; TheQuack

Lord Exar Kuun; ARCH NEMESIS; Exar Kuun

Lord Wotts; ARCH NEMESIS; littewotts

LORD GENGHIS; ARCH NEMESIS; Genghis Hank

Icho_Tolot; ARCH NEMESIS; Icho Tolot

GeGe; ARCH NEMESIS; SHEEP!



        
#241  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/23/2004 8:01:42 PM

Ahem...Seeing how I got you all here today I feel it's time to tell YOU! This is the ANNUAL..

( LORD TYRANT takes T W I N K I E S ! and makes them reapear in EVERYONE'S RUMP! )

......FOOD FIGHT!!!...he...he...he...




Icho_Tolot: Hay!.. Where's the CREAMY FILLING!?






[Message Edited]

        
#242  by Citizen LORD GENGHIS - 7/23/2004 8:36:59 PM

LORD GENGHIS; ARCH NEMESIS; Genghis Hank


Are you sayin' I'm one of those goodie two shoes?

        
#243  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 8:39:30 PM

Are you sayin' I'm one of those goodie two shoes?


Na na-na na-na na! Goody Genghis two shoes!

                          
#244  by Citizen LORD GENGHIS - 7/23/2004 8:41:23 PM

Why, if you would ever be man enough to stay around when I was here, we'd see who was REALLY evil!

        
#245  by Citizen Genghis Hank - 7/23/2004 8:42:26 PM

Careful what you wish for! I know where you live!

                          
#246  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/23/2004 10:06:14 PM



        
#247  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/23/2004 10:14:02 PM

Are you sayin' I'm one of those goodie two shoes?


HAY! WAIT! Who is he CALLING GOODIE TWO SHOES!

( LORD TYRANT Take's USED T W I N K I E S ! and makes them re appear in LORD GENGHIS RUMP! )


DO YOU LIKE THE CREAMY FILLING!!!

        
#248  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 7/25/2004 6:31:02 PM

####################################################
THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
####################################################

INT SOS BAR 'N GRILL ADMIN OFFICE

LORD TYRANT bursts into the office. LORD EVIL STEVE is planning the day's conquests, tortures, assassinations, diplomatic incidents, cash transactions, membership initiations etc etc. Lord Tyrant cuffs Lord Evil Steve around the head and shoves a twinkie up his arse. He throws a script onto the table.

LORD TYRANT
What's with this #$#$###$$# Wrath of Lord Tyrant??!!!

LORD EVIL STEVE
But......

LORD TYRANT
No butts toerag! Let me get this straight!!!

CUFF

It's all about ME!
CUFF

But I'm not in it am I?

CUFF

I haven't said one stinking line yet you $$&&%%**%##

CUFF

I've made some changes

CUFF

Make sure they're in the next issue

SHOVE



LORD EVIL STEVE
They really do have a creamy centre!


[Message Edited]

        
#249  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 7/25/2004 8:40:44 PM



        
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