Actually I'm Icho_Tolot, not Icho Tolot
We'll see about the morality of this very one
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LORD GENGHIS!...LORD GENGHIS!...LORD GENGHIS!...
Yo! LORD GENGHIS!... I just wanted to say... Um, that is... ah...
Yo!
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Now HOW!? Am I going to be ABLE!? To play City of Heros with all these NEW PARTNERS!?
I wish I could turn myself into TWO LIKE Icho_Tolot DID!
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Actually I'm three now, Myself, Icho_Tolot and Lordadmiral Atlan (Head of the USO)
And I wish I could play CoH too. The reading is great, but Its hard to get here and even more difficult to pay (for someone without a creditcard, like me)
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Lordadmiral Atlan (Head of the USO)
You ARE a HERO! You don't have to play one.
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To much LOVE and WARMTH today!
I must be ILL!
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We have someone here who knows Atlan?
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Star Wars...he..he...he
I AM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
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I am KING ARUGAPUGA!
I have never told anyone this BEFORE!
You have caught me having a tender moment.
Baaaaaa...baaaa...
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Radio SOS Bar and Grill...zzzzzt...zzzzt..Ok! ok, we have that RADIO HEAD song CREEP remake on the way! ZZZZZZZZZZZt....zzzt..
Who ever you are ....
And what ever you want....
Your so F@#$^#@! SPECIAL!
I WISH I were SPECIAL!
BUT! I'm a SHEEP!
And your KING AUGAPUGA!
What the HELL AM I DOING HERE!?
I DON'T belong here...
SHEEP!
SHEEP!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET TENDER LAME IS WHAT YOU CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A AAAAAAVE!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
SHEEP!
SHEEP!
SHEEP!
SHEEP!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMB!
Who ever you are ....
And what ever you want....
Your so F@#$^#@! SPECIAL!
I WISH I were SPECIAL!
BUT! I'm a SHEEP!
And your KING AUGAPUGA!
What the HELL AM I DOING HERE!?
I DON'T belong here...
I DON'T belong here...
zzzzzzzzzt....zzzzzzzzzzzt...
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WOT'S ALL DIS?!?! YOU LOT IZ MAKIN' LORD TYRANT ALL WARM AND FUZZY!!!!
LORD TYRANT PULL YOUR SOCKS UP AND FETCH ME THE RADIO S.O.S. BAR 'N GRILL CONSTITUTION IF YOU PLEASE
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HA! AZ I THOUGHT, SECTION 17, PARAGRAPH 4, CLAUSE 2 STATES DAT ALL NEW MEMBERZ AZ TO BE INITIATED BY LORD EVIL STEVE. INGREDIENTS IZ:
ITEM 1: ONE SEE THROUGH APRON
ITEM 2: ONE POUND OF FAT
ITEM 3: ONE SHEEP, PREFERABLY BY THE NAME OF DAISY
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wrong guess...
He's a Perry Rhodan, Si-Fi roman, figure
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Icho Tolot Your getting on my LAST F#@%$^@! NERVE!
I said STAR WARS! and thats IT!
I you feel you need a refreasher coarse in REALITY!
I'm SURE SENTINAL Icho_Tolot WILL be more than HAPPY! To REFREASH! Your MEMMORY!
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Refreshing anything ain't my way of handeling stuff
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And now for somthing a little more refreashing!
**************** THE GODLING YEARS *******************
MM77: Dad can I go to the ZOO today?
I need you to sign my permission slip!
LORD MM77: WHAT!? ARN'T THERE WILD BEAST! THAT are CONSTANTLY BREAKING LOSE! AND KILLING PEOPLE!!!
MM77: Yes, dad...
LORD MM77: Have a good time son.
( Later at the zoo )
Class I don't want you getting to CLOSE to the animals.
Yes Mis ELF!
( GeGe gets drop of at the zoo by her parents. And is sporting a NEW SUMMER OUTFIT! )
EVIL: HOLY S#$^!
QUACK: LOOK! At those YAM'S
TYRENT: HAVE you EVERY! SEEN ANYTHING! LIKE THAT!!!
GeGe: You PIGS!..ANIMALS!....ALL OF YOU!
Icho_Tolot: Nice sheep!
LORD GENGHIS: Do you think were getting TO CLOSE!?
Lord Wotts: Not a ALL!...Get CLOSER!
Lord Exar Kuun: I WONDER what would HAPPEN!?
If I POKED! THIS! IN the SHEEP!!!
GeGe: You PIGS!..ANIMALS!....ALL OF YOU!
MM77: I don't like SHEEP! I like GIRLS!
GeGe: F#@%! OFF! MM77!!!
( GeGe BREAKS OUT! With a BAZOOKA! And takes AIM! At the SHEEP! )
TYRANT! QUICK! GRAB HER!
EVIL: The B$^@#! GONE CRAZY!!!
Lord Exar Kuun: WHAT THE....ZIP!
( The gang TACKELED! GeGe! To the GROUND!
GeGe: OK! ok! I'll leave the sheep ALONE! .....
Ah...TYRANT,..Now that you GOT ME PINNED to the GROUND! How about you show me what you like to do to the sheep!
TYRANT: F#@%! OFF GeGe!!!
DAISY!....DAISY!....DAISY!....
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************** ARCH NEMESIS LIST! ****************
LORD TYRANT; ARCH NEMESIS; MM77
LORD EVIL STEVE; ARCH NEMESIS; Evil Steve
LORD OF THE QUACK; ARCH NEMESIS; TheQuack
Lord Exar Kuun; ARCH NEMESIS; Exar Kuun
Lord Wotts; ARCH NEMESIS; littewotts
LORD GENGHIS; ARCH NEMESIS; Genghis Hank
Icho_Tolot; ARCH NEMESIS; Icho Tolot
GeGe; ARCH NEMESIS; SHEEP!
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Ahem...Seeing how I got you all here today I feel it's time to tell YOU! This is the ANNUAL..
( LORD TYRANT takes T W I N K I E S ! and makes them reapear in EVERYONE'S RUMP! )
......FOOD FIGHT!!!...he...he...he...
Icho_Tolot: Hay!.. Where's the CREAMY FILLING!?
[Message Edited]
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LORD GENGHIS; ARCH NEMESIS; Genghis Hank |
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Are you sayin' I'm one of those goodie two shoes?
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Are you sayin' I'm one of those goodie two shoes? |
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Na na-na na-na na! Goody Genghis two shoes!
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Why, if you would ever be man enough to stay around when I was here, we'd see who was REALLY evil!
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Careful what you wish for! I know where you live!
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Are you sayin' I'm one of those goodie two shoes? |
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HAY! WAIT! Who is he CALLING GOODIE TWO SHOES!
( LORD TYRANT Take's USED T W I N K I E S ! and makes them re appear in LORD GENGHIS RUMP! )
DO YOU LIKE THE CREAMY FILLING!!!
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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INT SOS BAR 'N GRILL ADMIN OFFICE
LORD TYRANT bursts into the office. LORD EVIL STEVE is planning the day's conquests, tortures, assassinations, diplomatic incidents, cash transactions, membership initiations etc etc. Lord Tyrant cuffs Lord Evil Steve around the head and shoves a twinkie up his arse. He throws a script onto the table.
LORD TYRANT
What's with this #$#$###$$# Wrath of Lord Tyrant??!!!
LORD EVIL STEVE
But......
LORD TYRANT
No butts toerag! Let me get this straight!!!
CUFF
It's all about ME!
CUFF
But I'm not in it am I?
CUFF
I haven't said one stinking line yet you $$&&%%**%##
CUFF
I've made some changes
CUFF
Make sure they're in the next issue
SHOVE
LORD EVIL STEVE
They really do have a creamy centre!
[Message Edited]
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