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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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Edited by Lord Tyrant
INT. CARGO HOLD - ORION
LORD WOTTS and LORD EXAR KUUN are held by FOUR MEN - LORD EVIL STEVE, LORD QUACK, LORD GHENGIS and LORD ICHO TLOT. They seem to be waiting.
Out of the airlock steps a tall masked figure - his codpiece glints in the cool air and his enormous bulking manhood casts a pall of doom over the cargo hold. A moment of suspense as Wotts and Exar Kuun watch, terrified, by the looming presence and overwhelemed by the waft of overpowering pheremones and lanolin.
The mask is peeled back.
EXAR KUUN
(aloud despite himself)
Lord Tyrant!
LORD TYRANT is not startled by the recognition - his fine chiselled features and square granite jaw have been on wanted posters in over 300 galaxies. He comes over and examines Wotts and Exar Kuun.
LORD TYRANT
(finally)
I don't know you. But you. I
never forget a player. Lord Exar Kuun,
isn't it?
(wonderingly)
I never thought I'd play with you
again.
LORD WOTTS
Exar Kuun, who is this magnificent man?
EXAR KUUN
The Big Cheese - Lord Tyrant - product
of early Twenty First Century computer
gaming -
WOTTS
What do you want with us? Sir,
I demand to be re-
LORD TYRANT
(mild)
You are in a position to demand
nothing, sir. I, on the other
hand, am in a position to grant
nothing. What you see is all that
remains of the Stardock Fan Club
marooned here fifteen years ago by Captain
FrogBoy.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TO THE PRODIGIOUSLY ENDOWED LORD TYRANT!?! WILL THERE BE BODICE RIPPING AND SWOONING WHEN HE REVEALS ALL?!?
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What's all going on here?   
Dang, it didn't work. Let's try again. 
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But will this?
Sweet. But when I join the empire, I don't show up.
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logout, switch of your browser, reactivate, relogin then you should be able to do so. Worked for me
      
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Still not doing it. I am cursed!
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did you enter your serial in the registration menue?
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No, do you have to do that to join an empire?
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dunno, but it worked for Icho_Tolot
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Yep, just worked for me!
And another joins the group. 
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Hi LoT! Watch out for the Twinkies! 
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Ahh the Leauge of Arch Nemisis begin to form
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#265
by Veteran MM77 - 7/28/2004 7:06:51 PM
.....Hummmm I may have to RECRUTE some GOOD SENTINALS!
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I'll keep that in mind.
How are the sheep good? After all that has been done to them...
And why do you need good when we are all so BAD!
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#268
by Veteran MM77 - 7/28/2004 7:45:06 PM
Lord of Tomorrow It's not to late!
Turn from this DARKSIDE! And join ME.
I am your FATHER! Use ths SORCE! And you'll know I speak the TRUTH!
And one more THING!
You have a TWINSISTER!.... PRINCESS GeGe! 
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#270
by Veteran MM77 - 7/28/2004 10:01:18 PM
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I AZ AD REPRESENTATION FROM DA SHEEP CHOIR. DEY IZ WELL P#SSED OFF DAT DEY IS SEEN AZ GOOD WHEN ALL DER TRADE IZ WIV DA EVIL. WOT DO WE DO?!?!?!
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F#@%! The SHEEP!
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For ONCE! MM77 is RIGHT!
Sheep are GOOD!
GOOD! to Fzzzzzzzzzt.....zzzt...
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