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SORRY DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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edited by Lord Tyrant
INT CARGO HOLD ORION THREE
LORD WOTTS
Listen to me - you well endowed
deflowerers of sheep - you haven't...
LORD TYRANT
Save your strength, weevil, these
hardened criminals who have broken
a thousand hearts have sworn to live
and die at my command two hundred years
before you were born. Do you mean
he...
(i.e. Exar Kuun)
... never told you the tale?
(to Exar Kuun)
To amuse yourself? No?
Never told you how the SS Stardock
picked up the Stardock Fan Club,
lost in space from the year twenty-
zero-three, myself and the ship's
company in cryogenic freeze?
LORD WOTTS
I've never even met Admiral Frogboy -
LORD TYRANT
Admiral? Admiral?! Admiral Frogboy.
He never told you how Admiral Frogboy
sent seventy of us into exile on
this barren sand heap with only the
gaming contents of these cargo bays to
sustain us?
EXAR KUUN
You lie! On Orion Three there
were sheep and a patched AI -
a fair chance -
LORD TYRANT
THIS is Orion Three. Orion Two
exploded six months
after we were left here. The
shock shifted the orbit of this
planet and everything was laid
waste including the sheep but only
after we had laid waste to them
first. Admiral Frogboy never
bothered to check on our scores.
It was only the fact of my
genetically engineered intellect
and my prodigious tool combined
with my devilish good looks and all
round wit and repartee
that enabled us to survive!
On earth, two hundred years ago,
I was a LORD, with power over
millions!
EXAR KUUN
Admiral Frogboy was your host! You
repaid his gaming hospitality by trying
to steal his gaming codes and cheesing
him.
LORD TYRANT
You didn't expect to find me.
You thought this was Orion Two
Why are you here?
They don't answer. Lord Tyrant goes over to Lord Wotts and, WITH ONE HAND, LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR -
LORD TYRANT
(continuing)
Why?!
HOW CAN LORD TYRANT LIFT LORD WOTTS WITH ONLY ONE HAND!?! IS HE USING HIS PRODIGIOUS TOOL AS WELL?!?!?!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WOOLY ONES!!!!
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| HOW CAN LORD TYRANT LIFT LORD WOTTS WITH ONLY ONE HAND!?! IS HE USING HIS PRODIGIOUS TOOL AS WELL?!?!?! |
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Love the story! I'll be out of touch again for the next few weeks, but when I get back, I'll be able to, um, appreciate it fully.
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| HOW CAN LORD TYRANT LIFT LORD WOTTS WITH ONLY ONE HAND!?! IS HE USING HIS PRODIGIOUS TOOL AS WELL?!?!?! |
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Nar, he's probably just using his tool hand.
It's his shearing hand too, so it's very well developed.
Yes sir, he likes shearing them sheep. He's even got a song for it.
(cue music)
Click go the shears boys,
Click, click click,
Wide is his blow
And his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around
And is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger
With the bare-bellied yoe.
Sing along, schkippy! You know the words! 
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He's a SICK PUPPY! But I LOVE HIM!
Click, click click,
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YES! 
I GODDESS GeGe, after looking through the EMPIRE.
Have DECIDED to be YOUR GODDESSS!
After reveiwing past GODDESS I feel I AM MORE WORTHY.
I am HUMBLE!
I am CARING!
I am MORE! LOVING! Then those PAST GODDESS! 
YOU WILL ADORE ME!!!!!!!
....Now....
First off I would like to start my worshippers off with there daily worship to ME! With a daily Sacrifice!
KILL! DEM! SHEEP!!!!
Thank You.
SHEEP:
[Message Edited]
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#284
by Veteran MM77 - 8/3/2004 12:59:27 PM
I WONDER how mant SHEEP she wants KILLED!? 
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How many identities to you have now MM77? 
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HOMIE'O.....HOMIE'O......
Where for arth thou HOMIE'O!?
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#289
by Citizen NARRATOR - 8/3/2004 3:28:50 PM
The crowed gives a STANDING OVATION....... 
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#290
by Veteran MM77 - 8/3/2004 3:33:40 PM
RULIET!.....RULIET! My LOVE!
I will NEVER! Be far for our spirits are as ONE!
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#291
by Citizen NARRATOR - 8/3/2004 3:39:11 PM
The SHEEP in the Audience, give a HARTFELT round of applauds.
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#292
by Veteran MM77 - 8/3/2004 3:41:07 PM
NOTHING will keep us APART!
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THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!
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#294
by Citizen NARRATOR - 8/3/2004 3:52:34 PM
The CROWD! gose CRAZY!
The Villain grabs RULIET! And runs OFF! With HER!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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#295
by Veteran MM77 - 8/3/2004 3:56:23 PM
UNHAND HER YOU! Vil-lain!
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HELP!...HELP! HELP!
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BHA HA HA HA HA!
NO ONE! Can SAVE YOU NOW!
BHA HA HA HA HA!
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