#325
by Veteran MM77 - 8/7/2004 11:40:42 AM
RULIET! MY LOVE BE STRONG!
BECAUSE I'M COMMING!  
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#326
by Citizen NARRATOR - 8/7/2004 11:48:24 AM
WOE! E - O - E - O - E - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! 
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HOMIE! MY LOVE!
GOODBYE! YOU'LL NEVER SAVE ME!
THE EVIL Villain! Has ME NOW!
YOU MUST BELIVE ME!
MY LOVE FOR YOU! IS STRONG!
WITHOUT A DOUBT! YOU MUST BELIVE ME!
I JUST DON'T THINK THAT, YOU'LL EVER FIND ME!
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DON'T let it get you DOOOOOOOOOOWN.
DON'T let it get you DOOOOOOOOOOWN.
DON'T let it get you DOOOOOOOOOOWN.
DON'T let it get you.....
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.
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I iz in!!!
An' I iz proposin' (big word!!) a sotry dat all write a part of! I'll be startin' dis sh-- off an then yoz all be keep it goin.
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I am glad to see the insanity continues in my absence. Remember that Lord Tyrant is not the messiah he is a very naughty boy.
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GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
NNEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH
HOLD FAST LORD EXAR KUUN AND HANDS UP!
CLICK
NOW YOU ARE GOING NOWHERE FAST, SHEEP BOY!
NNNNEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
flash - a ah - saviour of the metaverse
flash - a ah - he'll save everyone of us
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GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
SNOG!
SPIT!
YOUR RUBY RED LIPS TASTE LIKE KIMBERLEY DUST RULIET.
TOSS!
BEGONE WENCH, FOR ME AND MY CODPIECE CAN LOVE YOU NO MORE!
SOB!
YES, THAT'S RIGHT!
SIGH!
CAPTAIN FLASH IS FICKLE!
NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
WHO WAS THAT MASKED HEARTBREAKER?
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| Aye, but who dares spank him? |
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He does. 
        
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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edited by Lord Tyrant
LORD TYRANT HOLDS LORD WOTTS UP BY ONE HAND!
LORD TYRANT
Why?!
Lord Wotts gasps, stays silent.
Lord Tyrant goes over to a pen and pulls back a ragged blood-stained sheet, revealing TWO BLOW-FLIED MERINOS - their shapely arses wriggling with a mass of maggots -
LORD TYRANT
(continuing)
Allow me introduce you to Orion
Three's only remaining
indigenous life form; what do you
think? They've bewitched twenty of
my people, including me, forcing me
to dispose of my beloved wife.
Oh, not all at once, and
not instantly, to be sure. You
see, their arses bond with your
tackle, and the tickling sensation of
the maggots is so pleasurable
and so addictive that soon you
are wrapped around their little
hoofs. This total and immersive bonding
has the effect of rendering the
victim extremely susceptible to
love. Later, as the love grows,
follows madness - and death.
LORD EXAR KUUN
Lord Tyrant! Listen to me!
As he speaks Lord Tyrant pulls down their trousers and thrusts a sheep in their direction. He whistles as though he were directing a sheep trial. What follows is unspeakable.
LORD TYRANT
These are vicious beasts, of
course. Not quite domesticated.
LORD EXAR KUUN
Lord Tyant... Admiral Frogboy, like
myself currently, was - gasp- only
doing his duty! - gasp -
CLOSEUP – LORD TYRANT - CAMERA IN
LORD WOTTS (O.S.)
No! No! Yes! YES! YES!
As the pleasurable shrieks are heard, the sheep call out in unison as if in a choir.
The faces of Chekov and Terrell twist with pleasure and the maggots with unerring instincts
head for their tackle. There is some absolute pleasure as they enter - then dazed calm.
LORD TYRANT
That's better! Now: tell me why
you are here - and tell me where
I may find FrogBoy.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WILL LORD TYRANT FIND WHAT HE IS LOOKING FOR?
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| The faces of Chekov and Terrell |
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LORD TYRANT U IZ A CRAP EDITOR!
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Hey, 5 days and no activity?! Where is the lords?
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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LET DER BE LIGHT!
I LORD EVIL STEVE IZ HOLDIN' DA OLYMPIC FLAME!
drop
flicker
fizzle
silence
cough.
LET DER BE ETERNAL DARKNESS
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IZ ALL YOU LOT ANYWAYZ!!!!
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Oh, no! You dropped the Olympic Doobie!
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| You dropped the Olympic Doobie! |
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I AZ! BUT IN THESE 'ERE PARTS WE IZ CALLING IT DA CAPTAIN'S LOG
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| WHERE IZ ALL YOU LOT ANYWAYZ!!!! |
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Yo!
Still lurking, but last time I was here I had an unfortunate encounter with a twinkie...
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| Still lurking, but last time I was here I had an unfortunate encounter with a twinkie... |
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It's only unfortunate if you were the twinkie.
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#346
by Veteran MM77 - 8/17/2004 3:36:11 PM
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| WHERE IZ ALL YOU LOT ANYWAYZ!!!! |
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i Az BeeN oN ThReE mONthS 'oLiDAy AnD fORgotTEN WhAT tHe CaPs keY iS FOr
| I had an unfortunate encounter with a twinkie... |
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Reminds me of a song, [Exar launches in actionwith the sheep choir as his backing singers]
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
How I wonder What You Are
Up Above The Sky So High
Like a Diamond In The Night
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
How I Wonder What You Are
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LORD EXAR KUUN, YOU GET A FULL MM STICKY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
OR ELSE!
rustle
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scratch scratch
cobwebs!
sweep sweep
clean clean
wipe wipe
*cough*
WHO BE YOU CHEEKY YOUNG THINGS?
*er we iz da band*
THE BAND? WOT IZ DA MEANIN'?
*er we iz booked in for da radiothon*
OH NO WE AZ FORGOTTON COMPLETELY ABOUT DA RADIO SOS RADIOTHON!
I IZ RIGHT BACK!
zip
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