HELLO YOU! MOTHER F#@%'S......zzzzzzzzzzzzzt..zzzzzzzzzzzt....Is it SAFE?.....zzzzzzzzt...What we have here is FAILURE to COMMUNICATE!......zzzzzzzzzzzzzt..zzzzzzzzzzzt...I don't like what is going on here anymore than YOU! BUT! If that's what ONE wants,.. ONE GET'S!...zzzzzzzzzzzzzt.BULL S#%$ !....zzzzzzzzzzzt...Mississippi THONGS!..... Do you know what I mean..zzzzzzt..zzzzzzt...Stand buy your THONGS! Give them some LOVE to cling to..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt....there were certain shoe salemen who would HURT! The THONGS in anyway thay COULD!...zzzzzzzzzzzzt...HAY!..SHOE SALESMAN!..LEAVE THOSE THONGS ALONE!zzzzzzzzzzzzt...All in all their just a.....nother THONG on the DOLE!zzzzzzzzzzzzzt...If you don't wear the THONGS! How can YOU have any PUDDING! How can YOU have any PUDDING! If you don't wear the THONGS!..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt....OOOOH LEFTFOOTED AGAIN! Are you feeling OK? OOOOH LEFTFOOTED AGAIN! Are you feeling OK?!..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt............
This is DJ LORD EVIL STEVE at W.S.O.S....WAVE SENTINELS OF SKOWBO kicking off the RADIO SOS RADIOTHONG with FAKE IT NO MORE live here in the studio and their great song WE CARE A LOT! HAND OVER THOSE THONGS OR ELSE!!!!
We care a lot about natural chocolate strawberries
We care a lot about the temple and the bees
We care a lot about the moon and dirigibles and cadet stimpy
We care a lot about Carielf, baby, rock, Carielf, rock, yeah!
We care a lot about programmers and support and memory leaks
We care a lot about the code and hacks and cracks that hits the street
We care a lot about the welfare of all the boys and girls
We care a lot about you people cause we're out to save the world
YEAH!
And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
We care a lot about terran space ships and marines
We care a lot about the meta empires and fanzines
We care a lot about you people, about your guns
about the wars you're fighting gee that looks like fun
We care a lot about Radio SOS, it never lies
We care a lot about FrogBoy cause there's more than meets the eye
We care a lot about the little things, the scoring we can’t top
We care a lot about you people yeah you bet we care a lot,
YEAH!
Well, its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
And it's a dirty song but someone's gotta sing it
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RING RING
RING RING
THIS IS LORD EVIL STEVE OF RADIO SOS SPEAKING
*er, i'd like to be a passionate supporter of your radiothong*
WHY DON'T YOU JUST F$$$Z AND B$###$T OFF YOU SAD F$$#W. WHO'S IDEA WOZ DIS ANYWAY?
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Da S.O.S. Empire goez to da Zoo!!
At the entry gates we see the members of the S.O.S. empire gathered. Excited whispers are heard, and one can only imagine what is going through their heads.
Lord Wotts: I want to see the MONKEYS!!! I think I have family hising in there!!
Lord Evil Steve: F$$$ that!!! Monkeys are for stuffin' twinkies into!
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OK that was all of my creative juice used up. someone else take over. Let's see where this goes.
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I bet he's got some cookies too!
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#360
by Veteran MM77 - 9/4/2004 7:23:50 AM
Steve took my cookie!
[Message Edited]
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#361
by Veteran MM77 - 9/4/2004 7:29:03 AM
Pass the EELS please!
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#364
by Veteran MM77 - 9/7/2004 3:21:58 AM
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I IZ DA IMMORTAL COOKIE MONSTER AS SEEN ON TV!!!!
BEWARE ALL FOOLISH LORDS WHO CROSS MY WELL BAKED AND SLIGHTLY CRUSTY PATH WIV A HINT OF CRANBERRY AND CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#367
by Citizen KitWanker - 9/8/2004 4:21:28 AM
Yeah so hi. What? Am I late?
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BEWARE ALL FOOLISH LORDS WHO CROSS MY WELL BAKED AND SLIGHTLY CRUSTY PATH WIV A HINT OF CRANBERRY AND CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!! |
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And here I thought your path would have a hint of white chocolate and macadamia nuts.
(sound of brain eel sitting around confused) |
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rustle
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Speaking of arrivals
I finally found a way to serousely harm my archenemy [insert sinisterly laughting smielies here]
And welcome to the crew KitWanker
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I IZ DA IMMORTAL COOKIE AS SEEN ON TV!!!!
BEWARE ALL FOOLISH LORDS WHO CHEW MY WELL BAKED AND SLIGHTLY CRUSTY ARSE WIV A HINT OF CRANBERRY AND CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!
(coz I'm indigestible, and I'll sit in their stomach and give them cramps all day long!)
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Lord Exar Kuun:"Remember that Lord Tyrant is not the messiah he is a very naughty boy."
Of course I'M not.....
I'M YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
It feels so GOOD to be so BAD!
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It feels so GOOD to be so BAD! |
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Damn straight! It even tickles!!
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