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RADIO S.O.S. EMPIER THREAD / BAR AND GRILL
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#350  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 8/31/2004 1:30:50 AM

HELLO YOU! MOTHER F#@%'S......zzzzzzzzzzzzzt..zzzzzzzzzzzt....Is it SAFE?.....zzzzzzzzt...What we have here is FAILURE to COMMUNICATE!......zzzzzzzzzzzzzt..zzzzzzzzzzzt...I don't like what is going on here anymore than YOU! BUT! If that's what ONE wants,.. ONE GET'S!...zzzzzzzzzzzzzt.BULL S#%$ !....zzzzzzzzzzzt...Mississippi THONGS!..... Do you know what I mean..zzzzzzt..zzzzzzt...Stand buy your THONGS! Give them some LOVE to cling to..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt....there were certain shoe salemen who would HURT! The THONGS in anyway thay COULD!...zzzzzzzzzzzzt...HAY!..SHOE SALESMAN!..LEAVE THOSE THONGS ALONE!zzzzzzzzzzzzt...All in all their just a.....nother THONG on the DOLE!zzzzzzzzzzzzzt...If you don't wear the THONGS! How can YOU have any PUDDING! How can YOU have any PUDDING! If you don't wear the THONGS!..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt....OOOOH LEFTFOOTED AGAIN! Are you feeling OK? OOOOH LEFTFOOTED AGAIN! Are you feeling OK?!..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt............

This is DJ LORD EVIL STEVE at W.S.O.S....WAVE SENTINELS OF SKOWBO kicking off the RADIO SOS RADIOTHONG with FAKE IT NO MORE live here in the studio and their great song WE CARE A LOT! HAND OVER THOSE THONGS OR ELSE!!!!



We care a lot about natural chocolate strawberries
We care a lot about the temple and the bees
We care a lot about the moon and dirigibles and cadet stimpy
We care a lot about Carielf, baby, rock, Carielf, rock, yeah!

We care a lot about programmers and support and memory leaks
We care a lot about the code and hacks and cracks that hits the street
We care a lot about the welfare of all the boys and girls
We care a lot about you people cause we're out to save the world

YEAH!

And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

We care a lot about terran space ships and marines
We care a lot about the meta empires and fanzines
We care a lot about you people, about your guns
about the wars you're fighting gee that looks like fun

We care a lot about Radio SOS, it never lies
We care a lot about FrogBoy cause there's more than meets the eye

We care a lot about the little things, the scoring we can’t top
We care a lot about you people yeah you bet we care a lot,

YEAH!

Well, its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
And it's a dirty song but someone's gotta sing it




        
#351  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 8/31/2004 1:40:01 AM

RING RING

RING RING

THIS IS LORD EVIL STEVE OF RADIO SOS SPEAKING

*er, i'd like to be a passionate supporter of your radiothong*

WHY DON'T YOU JUST F$$$Z AND B$###$T OFF YOU SAD F$$#W. WHO'S IDEA WOZ DIS ANYWAY?



        
#352  by Citizen Lord Wotts - 8/31/2004 7:06:14 AM




Da S.O.S. Empire goez to da Zoo!!

At the entry gates we see the members of the S.O.S. empire gathered. Excited whispers are heard, and one can only imagine what is going through their heads.

Lord Wotts: I want to see the MONKEYS!!! I think I have family hising in there!!

Lord Evil Steve: F$$$ that!!! Monkeys are for stuffin' twinkies into!

----------------------
OK that was all of my creative juice used up. someone else take over. Let's see where this goes.

        
#353  by Veteran Evil Roy - 8/31/2004 7:11:36 AM

RING RING

RING RING

'ALLO, DIS IS EVIL STEVE OF DA RADIO SOS SPEAKIN'

*er, can i sign up my pet to you as a passionate supporter*

IS YOUR PET A SHEEP, BONEHEAD?

*er, no*

WELL THEN WHY DONCHA TAKE YER PET AND SHOVE IT UP YER.....

MWHAHAHAHAHAHARSEMWHAHAHAHAHAHA



                      
#354  by Veteran Evil Roy - 8/31/2004 7:15:32 AM

OOH WOT'S DIS? A SIDETRIP TO THE ZOO?

I THINK I BETTER TAKE A RIDE.....

zip....

ROAR!

zip....

SCREECH!

zip....

HOWL!

zip....

YAP!


z.......i.........p......hang on.....


WHO'S KNICKED MY ZIPPER?





                      
#355  by Veteran MM77 - 8/31/2004 11:13:03 PM

Steve/Wotts.... ....You guys are GREAT!..




P.S. be back soon.

        
#356  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 9/1/2004 12:32:32 AM



        
#357  by Veteran MM77 - 9/1/2004 6:25:15 AM

Why dose my HEART GLOW!

When I see the EVIL one HAPPY!

That EVIL! S#$% MUST! HAVE part of my SOUL!




        
#358  by Citizen Lord Wotts - 9/1/2004 3:10:16 PM

That EVIL! S#$% MUST! HAVE part of my SOUL!




I bet he's got some cookies too!

        
#359  by Veteran TheQuack - 9/4/2004 12:12:12 AM

(beep)

Hello, and welcome to Lord Quack's Brain-Eel Farm, where all the eels are as cute as puppy dogs - and twice as affectionate! All our operators are sane at this moment, but rest assured they are working hard to recover their insanity. Once an appropriate state of mental illness has been reached, they will be happy to take your call.

PS. We have run out of our "special" cookies (as featured in the Matrix). If you are in urgent need of cookie goodness, we suggest you buy normal cookies and pretend they came from us. The placebo affect is truly amazing - try some today!

                    
#360  by Veteran MM77 - 9/4/2004 7:23:50 AM

Steve took my cookie!





[Message Edited]

        
#361  by Veteran MM77 - 9/4/2004 7:29:03 AM

Pass the EELS please!

        
#362  by Veteran Evil Roy - 9/5/2004 4:20:22 AM

I IZ DA COOKIE MONSTER!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



                      
#363  by Veteran TheQuack - 9/6/2004 9:37:59 AM

Hey, COOKIE MONSTER! Chew on this!

(READY ON THE FLIGHT DECK! BRAIN-EEL ONE - LAUNCH!!!)

swooooosh!

crunch

Sigh - no, I didn't mean actually chew on it, it's a figure of speech. Don't worry, we've got plenty more.

(BRAIN EEL TWO - LAUNCH!)

swoooosh!

(sound of brain eel hitting ear wax)

squiggle squiggle squiggle slurp

(sound of brain eel looking for a brain)

(sound of brain eel sitting around confused)

What? What do you mean, you can't attach? He's - he's immune? That's impossible! How the - oh my God, he's headed this way! Fall back! Set course 056 mark 132! Launch cookie counter-measures! Yes, all of them, God damn it! Even the Tim Tams!



                    
#364  by Veteran MM77 - 9/7/2004 3:21:58 AM



        
#365  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 9/7/2004 9:07:12 PM

I IZ DA IMMORTAL COOKIE MONSTER AS SEEN ON TV!!!!

BEWARE ALL FOOLISH LORDS WHO CROSS MY WELL BAKED AND SLIGHTLY CRUSTY PATH WIV A HINT OF CRANBERRY AND CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!



MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        
#366  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 9/7/2004 9:09:56 PM

(sound of brain eel sitting around confused)




        
#367  by Citizen KitWanker - 9/8/2004 4:21:28 AM

Yeah so hi. What? Am I late?

        
#368  by Citizen Lord Wotts - 9/8/2004 5:44:24 AM

BEWARE ALL FOOLISH LORDS WHO CROSS MY WELL BAKED AND SLIGHTLY CRUSTY PATH WIV A HINT OF CRANBERRY AND CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!




And here I thought your path would have a hint of white chocolate and macadamia nuts.

(sound of brain eel sitting around confused)


rustle

        
#369  by Veteran MM77 - 9/8/2004 11:25:20 AM

KitWanker,

NOW! I have to change ALL my stories to....

KitWanker.....

The GOD KILLER! and Wanker GRABBING!...

WELCOME HOME KIT!!!

        
#370  by Citizen Icho_Tolot - 9/8/2004 11:42:28 AM

Speaking of arrivals

I finally found a way to serousely harm my archenemy [insert sinisterly laughting smielies here]
And welcome to the crew KitWanker

        
#371  by Citizen THE LORD OF THE QUACK - 9/8/2004 1:18:51 PM

I IZ DA IMMORTAL COOKIE AS SEEN ON TV!!!!

BEWARE ALL FOOLISH LORDS WHO CHEW MY WELL BAKED AND SLIGHTLY CRUSTY ARSE WIV A HINT OF CRANBERRY AND CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!



(coz I'm indigestible, and I'll sit in their stomach and give them cramps all day long!)

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        
#372  by Veteran MM77 - 9/8/2004 2:32:43 PM

Da S.O.S. Empire goez to da Zoo!! Part 2.

Quack: Screw you Steve I want to see the monkeys!

MM77: HOLY CRAP! look at th SIZE of that WANKER!

Wotts: Ah...That's nothing you should see the size of my uncel's WANKER!

GeGe: You have a uncel with a WANKER BIGGER then THAT!

Wotts: Yah ...That ain't nothing thay call him KitWanker!..... ....HAY! There he is NOW!


GeGe:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

        
#373  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 9/8/2004 2:42:14 PM

Lord Exar Kuun:"Remember that Lord Tyrant is not the messiah he is a very naughty boy."


Of course I'M not.....

I'M YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!


It feels so GOOD to be so BAD!


        
#374  by Citizen littlewotts_ - 9/8/2004 3:45:42 PM

It feels so GOOD to be so BAD!


Damn straight! It even tickles!!

                          
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