What's this? You'll all too busy wanking off and playing with sheep to notice a top of the page. So I'll take it. 
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Ten bucks says the phone's set on vibrate.
"Ooooooh, baby! That's the spot! I'll let it go for one more ring... just one more ring..."
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MAN FROM W.A.N.K.E.R.
part 4
10:59PM S.H.E.E.P HEADQUARTERS, SPLIT, CROATIA....
PRESENT: EVIL STEVE 
PRESENT: CAPTAIN FLASH
RIGHT YOU LOT!!! YES THAT'S YOU!!! THIS IS YOUR S.H.E.E.P. LEADER HERE. YES DAT IZ LORD EVIL STEVE!!!!
lord evil steve stRoked his pet sheep evilly.
I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FELLOW S.H.E.E.P. LOVERS. REMEMBER DA L.A.N.O.L.I.N. MISSION?
evil steve and captain flash winced...
YES DATS RIGHT! WHEN WE IZ REPLACIN' KIT WANKER'S SUPPLY OF LANOLIN WIV DEEP HEAT AND VICKS.....WE THOUGHT HE WAZ DEAD MEAT!
WELL HE'S NOT!!!
EVIL STEVE: 
CAPTAIN FLASH:
YES HE AZ BEEN BROUGHT BACK FROM LIMPNESS BY W.A.N.K.E.R.!!!
WE AZ TO BRING HIM DOWN!!!!
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Newsflash:
September 15, 2004
PRIME Minister John Howard got a bear hug today from a protester dressed as a sheep.
Three activists protesting against live animal exports called out to Mr Howard as he arrived at the Perth Christian Life Centre for the campaign launch of four Liberals who are contesting marginal seats.
A young woman wearing a sheep costume managed to thwart security measures, and grabbed Mr Howard in a bear hug.
The Prime Minister looked startled but laughed and hugged her back before going into the meeting. |
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Young. Woman. Likes to dress up as sheep.
Um...
SCORE!!! 
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wAREZ dAR sHEEP mATEY.....  
& a bIG hELLO tO oF wHAT'S lEFT oF dAR oLD cREW,,,,sO, sO vERY tIRED.....
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g'DAY mATEY sEZ yA GOT yA sELF a nEW eMPIRE
sO wHAT'S dO'N lATELY ???
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#412
by Citizen KitWanker - 9/23/2004 9:19:17 AM
wank
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GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
NEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
HANDS UP KIT WANKER. I WAGER I AZ YER MEASURE
HANDS BACK DOWN KIT WANKER. YER MEASURE IZ MORE THAN A HIGHWAYMAN CAN BEAR AT THIS TIME OF THE MORNING.
I SHALL CLAP YOU IN IRONS...
slip
slide
lubricate
DAT KIT WANKER SURE IS ONE SLIPPERY CHARACTER. I AZ TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN.
NEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
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nO pLAY tILL gC2, gALCIV jUST a bIT bOR'N nOW dAY'S  bUT i'Z bE dOWN yOUR wAY 4 dA cUP sOON
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RADIO S.O.S. BAR 'N GRILL PROUDLY PRESENTS
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PLAYSCHOOL
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rated G for goodness
Lord Evil Steve is peeling a banana...
Lord Evil Steve: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
Lord Tyrant: " Lord Evil Steve, where is MM77?"
Lord Evil Steve: " I think Kit Wanker is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear MM77 moaning from behind it.
MM77: " Kit Wanker, I can't get it in"
Kit Wanker: "You managed it last night"
MM77: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in"
MM77 and Kit Wanker enter the studio with MM77 carrying a hammer and peg kit
MM77: " Would you stick this on the shelf, Lord Tyrant"
Lord Tyrant: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
Kit Wanker (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
MM77: " Playing with each other, Kit Wanker?"
Kit Wanker:" Yes MM77, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
Lord Tyrant:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
MM77: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Kit Wanker (to camera) Have you seen MM77s twanger?
Lord Evil Steve:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
MM77: " It's my plucking instrument."
Kit Wanker asks the audience if they can pluck like MM77
Lord Evil Steve:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
Lord Tyrant;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Lord Evil Steve?
Lord Evil Steve:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Kit Wanker;" Let's get back to MM77's twanger."
MM77 (excited) " Oooooh Kit Wanker, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Lord Wotts and The Lord the Quack can get their
instruments out and Daisy the Sheep has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Lord Wotts, The Lord the Quack and Daisy the Sheep enter.
The Lord the Quack:" We could hear you all banging away"
Lord Wotts: "Banging can be fun."
Daisy the Sheep:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Lord Wotts and The Lord the Quack."
The Lord the Quack (looking sad) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Lord Wotts (to Daisy the Sheep) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Daisy the Sheep: " Oh no, I was banging away with The Lord the Quack last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?
Lord Evil Steve; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Lord Tyrant:"Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Lord Evil Steve;" I've got a big red one."
Lord Tyrant: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Kit Wanker (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song."
Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day."
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a kit wanker production
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*sigh* iz MM77
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IZ BEEN LONELY WIVOUT DA LORDZ
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#424
by Veteran MM77 - 10/14/2004 12:11:13 AM
No need to feel lonely I read our club posts everyday I just dont want to clutter up the place with a hi every day then it would be HARDER to find the STORYS then we would have to start making a INDEX again. 
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